Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 5: Dragons FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at Ljp86's Lair

[serial_thrilla]

Not sure you understand how retirement from the SFA works

Interesting. Could you please demonstrate the correct way to do it?

 

[A Swallow]

You all right flyboy? You got oxygen dep again? Make sure that flight mask is secured brother. Pay attention when the flight attendants are going through their routine.

I’ve had hypoxia in the jet twice. Not enjoyable, unfortunately not a lot of help available, other than 100% emergency oxygen.

 

[Muddiemoose]

Interesting. Could you please demonstrate the correct way to do it?

Unfortunately that is possible at this time, I have contractual obligations to the bears... plus I would want to deprive the league of my sunny disposition

 

[Muddiemoose]

I’ve had hypoxia in the jet twice. Not enjoyable, unfortunately not a lot of help available, other than 100% emergency oxygen.

Using a tie around the neck when self stimulating is hardly hypoxia

 

[manangatang]

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[serial_thrilla]

Unfortunately that is possible at this time, I have contractual obligations to the bears... plus I would want to deprive the league of my sunny disposition

I remember when you were the EKA favourite last season. Whatever happened to that?

 

[serial_thrilla]

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It's okay mang - there's no Warriors, Furies or Bombers in here.

 

[manangatang]

It's okay mang - there's no Warriors, Furies or Bombers in here.

Dude - I'm getting bulk likes over there. It's a blast.

 

[Metalcrusher]

It's okay mang - there's no Warriors, Furies or Bombers in here.

There is however a MetalCrusher

 

[serial_thrilla]

Dude - I'm getting bulk likes over there. It's a blast.

Your post:like ratio is going off the charts.
You should do these announcements more frequently. A daily reminder should suffice.

 

[serial_thrilla]

There is however a MetalCrusher

Your charade doesn't fool me, you big softy! You'll be sharing recipes with Strigoi by the end of the week.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Your charade doesn't fool me, you big softy! You'll be sharing recipes with Strigoi by the end of the week.

Yeah but I LIKE striggy ....

 

[por_please_ya]

A song for Stoods:

 

[Metalcrusher]

Was just constructive feedback manangatang .. no need to be snarky

 

[Chipmunk]

I checked with the mod and I can still kill you N1 in a WW game serial_thrilla

 

[A Swallow]

Using a tie around the neck when self stimulating is hardly hypoxia

Well I can imagine it would induce hypoxic hypoxia, but that’s slightly different.

 

[serial_thrilla]

I checked with the mod and I can still kill you N1 in a WW game serial_thrilla

Not if I get you first you little disease vector.

When I finally get a SK role you're toast!

 

[Chipmunk]

Not if I get you first you little disease vector.

When I finally get a SK role you're toast!

But I’m the SK

 

[serial_thrilla]

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0) Chief
1) Bonz
3) A Swallow
4) Maylandsman
5) Blaze Storm
7) Pie 4 Life
8) serial_thrilla
9) gym4life
10) Mooresome
11) Stoods
13) BringBackTheAnchor
14) Matt_352
15) Strigoi
22) Dr Mantis Taboggan
23) VandoHawk
26) Cold Sober
31) MC Bad Genius
33) Bradesmaen
35) Ashman OG
42) HawkAussie
45) T2B_
69) Ljp86
74) fumbler
888) Knifey Spoony

Milestone mania still hasn't stopped at the Dragons this season: as this week we celebrate A Swallow's 150th SFA game, all of which have been at the Dragons. This qualifies him for Dragons Life Membership, and pushed The Half Back even further down the rankings. A great effort by Swallow, so let's see if we can pull off a win to make the day even more memorable for him. Think more of the Ljp86 style celebration with an epic victory, and less of the Blaze Storm style last week where we lost to the Demons.

We're back at Dragon Island this week, so the Dragon Chinook can take a rest in the hanger whilst we determine whether the Bears can swim or not. According to tony last season, they'll be relying on exceptional circumstances to make it to the game on time.

 

[serial_thrilla]

But I’m the SK

Next time I host a game I'm going to rig it so you get a customised role with no abilities and no win conditions. But other factions get bonus points for killing you as many times as possible.

 

[Chipmunk]

Next time I host a game I'm going to rig it so you get a customised role with no abilities and no win conditions. But other factions get bonus points for killing you as many times as possible.

You can call it the gatecrasher.

 

[Chief]

 

[MWPP]

I just enjoy keeping you all on your toes

I know you loved the Dance Academy too but forcing everyone to dance en pointe is next level

Here's your song:

I’ll have to cleanse my ears with ... Your Song
#memories

 

[serial_thrilla]

Mate - you're going to have to start threatening to delete these forward pockets who keep on kicking goals on you. They need to show a bit more deference!

 

[The Half Back]

I hope the Dragons lose by 100 points, but I also hope that the Bears don't win if that is at all possible.