Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Shell]

Yeah Norf wtf, kicked 39 points the whole game.

 

[Shell]

Massive crowd up on the GC, great to see footy really taking off up there

 

[winty]

I wonder if the North Melbourne AFLW team could beat the North Melbourne AFL team...

 

[Shell]

Is it just my TV... or has Cornes got a massive head for his body.


Like HUGE

 

[Shell]

I cant stop thinking about it whenever he's on..

 

[Shell]

"Just a 50/50"

 

[Shell]

Nup. Would have kicked it OOTF. 100%.

 

[Shell]

Smiss looks so much better in a Geelong jumper, its not funny.


Jesus the Hawks guernsey really is shit. Like ****ing shit- there is nothing good about that jumper.

 

[winty]

Sammy!!

 

[Shell]

Yeah that was good.

 

[Shell]

Not to mention im ****ing jealous of him, getting to hang out with the Geelong boys.

 

[Shell]

God help us TJ becoming the main newsreader.

 

[you pick one]

Is that thing still blocked?
FFS. Give me a plane ticket and 2 D12's. I'll get the campaigner out.

At 400mts long the bitch is nearly two and a half times the length of Kardinia Park

 

[you pick one]

God help us TJ becoming the main newsreader.

Who's TJ?

 

[Shell]

Dont fat shame Billy.

Keep up with the teeth jokes.

 

[Shell]

Who's TJ?

Tony Jones

 

[winty]

What's the bet the lady who wrote that letter that TJ just read was TJ's mother.

 

[winty]

I mean, if it was someone younger, they'd have sent an e-mail instead of a letter.

 

[Shell]

Yeah I demand to see a close up of the letter

 

[Shell]

And a hand writing analysis

 

[winty]

Go full CSI on that s**t.

 

[winty]

Love CSI. Have every season of CSI, CSI:Miami and CSI:New York on DVD.

 

[winty]

Hahaha. Kane Cornes

Kane Cornes

Age

43

Ht

183cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.5

5star

K

12.5

5star

HB

11.0

5star

M

5.2

5star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.6

4star

No current season stats available

D

13.0

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.2

3star

got TJ a beauty there - putting the minus 3 points behind TJ's photo, knowing TJ would pick it. Genius!

 

[Spazz Cat]

At 400mts long the b*tch is nearly two and a half times the length of Kardinia Park

Oh yeah. Might bring in a sucker truck too.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Who's TJ?

Chompers