Toast The New Carlton Thread: 5 wooden spoons this century (next worst is 2)

[MooreTreloar]

Alistair Zclarkson? surely they think if they ask again They’ll get a different response.

 

[60 Yards Out]

Caretaker coach for 12 months…then take another run at Clarko

... who then rejects them for the fourth (?) time.

 

[TradeDraft]

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Zanotti?

Maybe they need to go back to the JeZzzzzalenko era and look for a playing coach

Maybe joint coaches from north… Zurhaar and Zeibell

 

[Pie eyed]

Zanotti?

Christian Zanetti from East Keilor or the soccer Zannetti?

Zywicki would be a shoe in but he's contracted.

 

[Trickster]

Do they strip his (free) membership?

Christian Zanetti from East Keilor or the soccer Zannetti?

Zywicki would be a shoe in but he's contracted.

Mark Zanotti, but either of others could step in!

 

[jimmy35]

Coaching committee, ZZ Top.

 

[jimmy35]

This is the PR battle the club will face. It feels like we are getting Voss because we couldn't get anybody else. I wonder if the club is truly happy with what they have on offer. The more they procrastinate over the decision, the more it looks like they are not happy with their choices IMO. The assistants are all important.

That‘s a bingo.

 

[unplugged]

Voss announced as coach. Now if they say they were looking for a coach with a playing career full of success, we'll really know they were copying us.

 

[TheGreatSwan]

 

[jmac70]

Blosers finally got their man…

 

[JOELY]

Heh

 

[TakingThePies]

Rumour has it they asked Clarkson again just before signing the deal.

 

[Countrypie]

Blosers finally got their man…

Heavily disguised as Barry Backstop

 

[60 Yards Out]

This thread has been magnificent entertainment. My thanks to all who have contributed. I've put a note in my diary to revisit in two years.

 

[MooreTreloar]

Rumour has it they asked Clarkson again just before signing the deal.

Wouldn't be surprised if their calling Clarkson whilst announcing Voss at a press conference.

 

[whiskeytown]

Clarko... no
Lyon... no
Clarko... no
Scott... no
Clarko... no

 

[SchuPie]

From the first page of their Welcome to Carlton thread:

“Great get…well done so far by Sayers and the board”
Yes, we got our 8th choice like I was hoping..,
Clarkson x4
Lyon
Pyke
Scott
Others?

 

[SchuPie]

If anyone needs cheering up, go read their Welcome thread.

 

[swoop42]

Good old Carlton.

Aimed for Clarkson, settled for Lyon, got Voss.

 

[76woodenspooners]

From the first page of their Welcome to Carlton thread:

“Great get…well done so far by Sayers and the board”
Yes, we got our 8th choice like I was hoping..,
Clarkson x4
Lyon
Pyke
Scott
Others?

+ Buckley and Caracalla knocked them back too

 

[SchuPie]

+ Buckley and Caracalla knocked them back too

Damn it
10th choice

 

[76woodenspooners]

If anyone needs cheering up, go read their Welcome thread.

It got off to a good start in the first line “We’d like to welcome our 35th Senior Coach!”

(McRae is Collingwood’s 20th)

 

[76woodenspooners]

If anyone needs cheering up, go read their Welcome thread.

LOL’ed at Sayers email to members, …

“Dear Aph,

As a valued member, I am delighted to officially announce ….”

Um, has Sayers got tickets on himself or what!!

 

[SchuPie]

LOL’ed at Sayers email to members, …

“Dear Aph,

As a valued member, I am delighted to officially announce ….”

Um, has Sayers got tickets on himself or what!!

Their OTT reactions
It’s like when you were kid and your Aunt gave you a card an you thought money was inside but it was only a birthday wish and you had to be overly nice about how great the card was