Toast The New Carlton Thread: 5 wooden spoons this century (next worst is 2)

[Cousin of Daicos]

Crazy Vossy gets a second crack at it

Now we have one year for Fly to convince Clarko to take a cushy highly paid assistant role at Collingwood in 2023.

 

[SchuPie]

Crazy Vossy gets a second crack at it

Now we have one year for Fly to convince Clarko to take a cushy highly paid assistant role at Collingwood in 2023.

I really like the idea of Clarko setting up Tassie
Identifying a brand, establishing a culture and set of values
I think it would be a great opportunity for both Clarko and the league

 

[unplugged]

Crazy Vossy gets a second crack at it

Now we have one year for Fly to convince Clarko to take a cushy highly paid assistant role at Collingwood in 2023.

Clarkson becoming our 2022 stoppage coach would be the perfect ending to Carlton's 2021 trainwreck.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Clarkson becoming our 2022 stoppage coach would be the perfect ending to Carlton's 2021 trainwreck.

Would be 2023. He's taking 2022 off.

Hopefully Fly can convince him to not worry about the stress of the Senior gig and relax more with a highly paid Senior Assistant role around good friends Fly and Bolts.

 

[Hazz]

I really like the idea of Clarko setting up Tassie
Identifying a brand, establishing a culture and set of values
I think it would be a great opportunity for both Clarko and the league

GWS might be an option for Clarko, bring some success to an expansion team. Surely that list is better than 6th? Maybe their window can be yanked back open

4th, 6th, 2nd, 10th, 6th over the last 5 years, not good enough?

 

[mwhop]

It sounds like you choose new coaches a lot. Are you on the Carlton board?

Lol - if only!

 

[SchuPie]

GWS might be an option for Clarko, bring some success to an expansion team. Surely that list is better than 6th? Maybe their window can be yanked back open

4th, 6th, 2nd, 10th, 6th over the last 5 years, not good enough?

Maybe but I think the league would be served better if he went to Tassie orGold Coast

 

[jimmy35]

Their OTT reactions
It’s like when you were kid and your Aunt gave you a card an you thought money was inside but it was only a birthday wish and you had to be overly nice about how great the card was

And your Aunt was old and smelly and past her use by date. Hey, kinda like Carlton.

 

[barrackers]

Hopefully Voss goes all super coach with their list as he did Brisbane’s.

 

[unplugged]

Just listened to Vossy on SEN.

Almost fell asleep. Far out.

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

Remember when it was reported Voss performed poorly in his interview with us?

Kingsley in contrast was a good candidate, but just fell short. Carlton have backed the wrong horse

 

[TradeDraft]

Rumour has it they asked Clarkson again just before signing the deal.

They Still be Asking NOw

 

[TradeDraft]

Is Sanderson continuing with us?

No he is not

 

[TradeDraft]

Just listened to Vossy on SEN.

Almost fell asleep. Far out.

Talk from his Interview with Collingwood where Disasters

 

[Pie eyed]

Alistair Zclarkson? surely they think if they ask again They’ll get a different response.

Maybe they could try and sneak it past him.
Say pretend he won a raffle, like Boystown.

"Congratulations Alister, you have won $1.5 Million dollars a year for 5 Years.
All you have to do to claim your prize is turn up to Icon Park every day from 8.00am until 6.30pm until Mid October 2026"

 

[jimmy35]

Maybe they could try and sneak it past him.
Say pretend he won a raffle, like Boystown.

"Congratulations Alister, you have won $1.5 Million dollars a year for 5 Years.
All you have to do to claim your prize is turn up to Icon Park every day from 8.00am until 6.30pm until Mid October 2026"

That’s all the Carlton job is anyway.

 

[SchuPie]

Post 268
Best coaching appointment we’ve made in decades

 

[MyManLynch]

Why do we call Crazy Vossy “Crazy Vossy”?
It’s crazy.

 

[Trickster]

Hahaha - love the Dorotich renaming of the thread Walter

 

[jmac70]

This thread has been magnificent entertainment. My thanks to all who have contributed. I've put a note in my diary to revisit in two years.

Two years? Check back in ten months or so.

 

[Pie eyed]

Why do we call Crazy Vossy “Crazy Vossy”?
It’s crazy.

Pool ball incident?

 

[76woodenspooners]

Post 268
Best coaching appointment we’ve made in decades

That’s not a high bar?

 

[SchuPie]

That’s not a high bar?

True - it's prob bang-on

 

[60 Yards Out]

Two years? Check back in ten months or so.

Quite right. Why miss out on the buildup…

 

[TradeDraft]

Full press conference: Voss, Cook, Sayers on coaching announcement

Newly appointed AFL Senior Coach Michael Voss, along with Luke Sayers and Brian Cook, spoke to media following the coaching announcement.

www.carltonfc.com.au