Game CONGRATS to the 2023 Sam Newman EOTY [Finals Edition] winners: CarLOLton

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Swines for kicking more behinds than goals, having more scoring shots* and still losing, and letting Carlscum win their first final in a decade

Carltank for thinking McKay is a forward, missing easy goals and only winning by 6 points against a team that didn't even qualify for finals

 

[JoseMourinho]

Nominating our forwards who couldn't mark or kick for s**t last night.

Your avatar is very pretty.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Ain't Skillda for being s**t, as usual - only home team to lose a final

Won the free kick count too

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Toby Greene

4

Toby Greene

Age

30

Ht

182cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.7

5star

K

12.5

5star

HB

10.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.2

4star

D

17.5

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

8.0

4star

M

4.8

4star

T

1.0

2star

G

2.3

5star

D

26.6

5star

K

12.4

5star

HB

14.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

3.6

5star

G

0.0

1star

for not getting reported.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Toby Greene for not getting reported.

Your AA captain

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Laura Kane

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

~* This space reserved for Poorf *~

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Pole is up, flogs

Vote early, vote once

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

The two favourites round the turn neck and neck...

 

[FISTO]

I just broke the tie. Carn the Sainters!!

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Early nomination for this week

Drunken racist buffoon Fat Ed embarrasses the Pies again despite pleas of son,

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Congrats Dwarf Burners - only home team to lose in week one, a worthy winner over the Puffers

Dinsdale zackah please remove the pole kthxbai

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Smellbum Dreamons for choking by kicking more behinds than goals, having more scoring shots and losing to a team that hadn’t played finals for a decade - B2B STRAIGHT SETS

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Carlton for not winning by 50 points

 

[JoinDate]

Max Gawn

11

Max Gawn

Age

32

Ht

209cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.7

4star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

35.3

5star

D

18.5

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

7.0

4star

CL

3.5

4star

HO

29.2

5star

D

8.4

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

15.6

5star

for costing Melbourne the victory with an own goal spoil.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Nominating our forwards who couldn't mark or kick for s**t

Saving you the trouble of typing it again m7

But look on the bright side - you now have a beautiful av until the start of round 1 next year

 

[JustaBattler]

Revenge for last year's lat minute loss in second last round- tick.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Early nomination for this week

Drunken racist buffoon Fat Ed embarrasses the Pies again despite pleas of son,

Eddie McGuire for celebrating a possible career ending injury.
Enjoy your ban, Ed.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Nominating our forwards apart from Joel Smith who couldn't mark or kick for s**t

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Eddie McGuire for celebrating a possible career ending injury.
Enjoy your ban, Ed.

Nice av

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Elmer_Judd for conceding the game AND LEAVING before it was over

Good game and well played MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE. We will be back. I am fully Zen and at peace with tonight's result. I am going out with class and dignity. I have more important things in my life to concern myself with now.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Shemons for not having won a premiership at the MCG for 60 years

Maxipad Gawn for this:

 

[Back One Out]

Viney2Weitering2Hollands2Docherty2Acres

Jack Viney

7

Jack Viney

Age

30

Ht

179cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.1

5star

K

9.4

4star

HB

12.6

5star

M

2.8

3star

T

5.7

5star

CL

5.0

5star

D

21.8

5star

K

10.3

4star

HB

11.5

5star

M

2.5

3star

T

4.5

5star

CL

5.0

5star

D

13.4

4star

K

8.6

4star

HB

4.8

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

3.4

5star

CL

3.6

5star

for the match-winning score launch when he hit Weiters on the teats
He literally could've done ANYTHING else in that decisive moment and the Dees probably win.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

He literally could've done ANYTHING else in that decisive moment and the Dees probably win

Exactly

Or Gawn could have not been a DH, Dees could have not scored 17 behinds or a dozen other things

Yet the Bloosers think they’re GF locks now

 

[FireKrakouer]

Gawn and Kozi for being 2 of the top 3 players on the night... for their opposition. Dudes were just queuing up to stop their own team from scoring at all costs. Bloose clearly back at it with the match fixing.