Game CONGRATS to the 2023 Sam Newman EOTY [Finals Edition] winners: CarLOLton

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I am disgusted to annouce that we now have a namesake for the Finals Edition of this otherwise prestigious award: none other than former Geelong ruck and genuine flog John 'Samwell' Newman

Why, you ask because you've been living under a rock? This:



I know, who would have thunk it? I mean it's not like he has any previous history of embarassing behaviour

• Wearing blackface to impersonate legendary Indigenous AFL footballer Nicky Winmar in 1999
• Having his trousers pulled down by Shane Crawford live on-air in 2001
• Hitting an unsuspecting David Schwarz with a pie in the face
• Manhandling and groping a lingerie-clad mannequin with journalist Caroline Wilson's face attached to it in 2008
• Describing five female directors of AFL clubs as "liars and hypocrites" after they complained about Newman's mannequin skit
• Describing NFL draftee Michael Sam as "annoyingly gratuitous" in 2014 after the openly homosexual player kissed his boyfriend
• In 2015, there were questions raised after Newman made remarks about Mitch Clark's depression issues
• Referring to transgender celebrity Caitlyn Jenner as "he" and "it" in 2017
• Staging a silent protest and refusing to speak throughout an episode in 2017 after producers refused to allow him to dress up as a woman
• Ranting about the AFL Commission's decision to publicly support the "yes vote" in the Australian Marriage Law Postal Survey
• Describing the newly elected U.S. President Joe Biden as "mentally *ed and has special needs" on Twitter

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

I am disgusted to annouce that we now have a namesake for the Finals Edition of this otherwise prestigious award: none other than former Geelong ruck and genuine flog John 'Samwell' Newman

Why, you ask because you've been living under a rock? This:



I know, who would have thunk it? I mean it's not like he has any previous history of embarassing behaviour

• Wearing blackface to impersonate legendary Indigenous AFL footballer Nicky Winmar in 1999 after Winmar did not attend a scheduled appearance on the program[17]
• Having his trousers pulled down by Shane Crawford live on-air in 2001
• Hitting an unsuspecting David Schwarz with a pie in the face during an appearance on The Footy Show, with Schwarz responding by shoving Newman to the ground
• Manhandling and groping a lingerie-clad mannequin with journalist Caroline Wilson's face attached to it in 2008 in response to the way Wilson was dressed on Footy Classified. Newman was suspended by the Nine Network after the incident
• Describing five female directors of AFL clubs as "liars and hypocrites" after they complained about Newman's mannequin skit, leading one of those directors, Susan Alberti, to sue the Nine Network for $220,000
• Describing NFL draftee Michael Sam as "annoyingly gratuitous" in 2014 after the openly homosexual player kissed his boyfriend on live television on being drafted to the NFL
• In 2015, there were questions raised after Newman made remarks about Mitch Clark's depression issues
• Referring to transgender celebrity Caitlyn Jenner as "he" and "it" in 2017
• Staging a silent protest and refusing to speak throughout an episode in 2017 after producers refused to allow him to dress up as a woman in response to two senior AFL executives were exposed as having had affairs with junior staffers
• Ranting about the AFL Commission's decision to publicly support the "yes vote" in the Australian Marriage Law Postal Survey, which would pave the way for legalising same-sex marriage
• Describing the newly elected U.S. President Joe Biden as "mentally ******ed and has special needs" on Twitter

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Lock the campaigner up.

 

[FISTO]

I am disgusted to annouce that we now have a namesake for the Finals Edition of this otherwise prestigious award: none other than former Geelong ruck and genuine flog John 'Samwell' Newman

Why, you ask because you've been living under a rock? This:



I know, who would have thunk it? I mean it's not like he has any previous history of embarassing behaviour

• Wearing blackface to impersonate legendary Indigenous AFL footballer Nicky Winmar in 1999
• Having his trousers pulled down by Shane Crawford live on-air in 2001
• Hitting an unsuspecting David Schwarz with a pie in the face
• Manhandling and groping a lingerie-clad mannequin with journalist Caroline Wilson's face attached to it in 2008
• Describing five female directors of AFL clubs as "liars and hypocrites" after they complained about Newman's mannequin skit
• Describing NFL draftee Michael Sam as "annoyingly gratuitous" in 2014 after the openly homosexual player kissed his boyfriend
• In 2015, there were questions raised after Newman made remarks about Mitch Clark's depression issues
• Referring to transgender celebrity Caitlyn Jenner as "he" and "it" in 2017
• Staging a silent protest and refusing to speak throughout an episode in 2017 after producers refused to allow him to dress up as a woman
• Ranting about the AFL Commission's decision to publicly support the "yes vote" in the Australian Marriage Law Postal Survey
• Describing the newly elected U.S. President Joe Biden as "mentally ******ed and has special needs" on Twitter

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What was he wrong about?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

What was he wrong about?

He said Geelong would make finals

 

[FISTO]

He said Geelong would make finals

I don't think he cares too much about footy these days m69

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I don't think he cares too much about footy these days m69

Well who could blame him after GeeLOL crashed out of finals with a disco biscuit hangover

 

[FISTO]

Well who could blame him after GeeLOL crashed out of finals with a disco biscuit hangover

Still reigning premiers.

Would be a shame if the mob you flog off over wouldn't be able to say the same this time next year, especially being favourites and all

 

[Feraligatr]

I don't think he cares too much about footy these days m69

I thought he jumped off the cats and onto Footscray anyway

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Still reigning premiers

Not for long... or should I say, not for 12thlong

 

[FISTO]

Not for long... or should I say, not for 12thlong

Spready you can do better than that. That's TT level

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

It's funny because it's true

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Couldn’t really say anyone embarrassed themselves today - except people like sthmelb_dimmies who went early with their GF predictions - but this is the Bay, so:

The Orange team for their goalless first quarter and allowing the Pies to defend a 1 point lead for 10 minutes

Flagpies for their goalless hour and kicking more behinds than goals

Look forward to a more embarrassing game tomorrow

Dinsdale zackah please remove the pole thx

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Dinsdale for merging his inferior game day Fred with my superior Fred but keeping his Fred title which was super lame and had the away team first

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

CarLOLton for choking 5 goal lead, giving up 10 goals to 1, Curnow & McKay 1 goal/game - exposed as pretenders once again

Bears for letting Carltank kick the first 5 and only winning by 16, scoring more behinds than goals thanks to Cameron 1.3

Pole will go up when Dinsdale removes the old one

 

[The_torpedo]

Carlol for conducting an all time pants piss after being 5 goals up

If you're 5 goals up in a prelim that should be punching your ticket to a grand final

Now Carlol on the other hand.......

 

[Smeg Head]

Luke Darcy.

That is all.

 

[FISTO]

Luke Darcy.

That is all.

Can't decide between he and Jobe, I nom both

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Pole is up, flogs - you have 3 days to vote

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I would say the leader has earned it

 

[JoseMourinho]

Luke Darcy.

That is all.

Say that again.

 

[Cyclops]

Sam Newman lifetime shame award.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Wow what a great day for CarLOLton as they take home not one but two prestigious awards

Hold your heads high, Blueflaggers oops I mean Bluebaggers

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Noms open for week 4

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE for welching on our bet

 

[Jazny]

I nominate Craig McRae

Craig Mcrae

Age

50

Ht

176cm

Wt

73kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.9

3star

K

9.0

3star

HB

3.9

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

1.9

4star

G

1.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

16.2

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

5.6

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

1.2

3star

G

1.4

5star

's daughter this joke