Game CONGRATS to the 2023 Sam Newman EOTY [Finals Edition] winners: CarLOLton

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Keeping it rolling for the finals... who will embarrassingly lose their EF? Who will straight set? Who will lose a final by a massive margin? These questions and more will be answered ITT

And we already have a nom:

CarLOLton Bloosers for trying to spin their players punching on at training on the eve of their first final in a decade as a positive sign

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

I nominate Cripps for downplaying a serious incident of coward punching and hazing within the club.
Do they have a HR department at Carlton or can you just smack your teammate in the pie hole if you feel like it?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

or can you just smack your teammate in the pie hole if you feel like it?

Well it’s a step up from kicking them when they’re down I suppose

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I know it’s not breaking news but finals related:

the lolFL for inviting a 50 year old jugalo band to play at the GF after everyone else told Gil to GAGF

And why not make it a daily double

the lolFL for ensuring their love child Swines made finals again despite getting smacked by 81 points in last years GF and losing to Crom

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Elmer_Dudd for his continual fluffing of a club that finished 12th

 

[FISTO]

Is it too early to nominate Collywobbles or do we have to wait for the inevitable?

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Carowhine for having a melt over Dimma

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/nup-tigers-not-happy-with-hardwick-comment-that-went-too-far/news-story/0d7f5a0647a81221de06c26b2a225775?utm_campaign=EditorialSB&utm_source=News.com.au&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_content=SocialBakers

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Norf remain a very funny joke. As the baton holder for the GoCo, everyone expects whatever talent they accidentally acquire will soon depart.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

And we already have a nom:

CarLOLton Bloosers for trying to spin their players punching on at training on the eve of their first final in a decade as a positive sign

 

[JoseMourinho]

Yeah, the carlton punch on is probably going to win because it'll end up them losing to the Swines and it'll just snowball hugely.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

As always, flogs, you can nominate whatever you like but things that:

• Haven’t happened
• Involve clubs/people who aren’t in the finals

are extremely unlikely to make the pole

 

[FISTO]

As always, flogs, you can nominate whatever you like but things that:

• Haven’t happened
• Involve clubs/people who aren’t in the finals

are extremely unlikely to make the pole

What if it is

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You mean, like GeeLOL sliding out of the 8 with a premiership hangover?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Smellbum Dreamons for their 2 goal first half, kicking more behinds than goals, having more scoring shots, +6 frees and almost double the I50s and still losing and kicking SIX shots at goal OOF - even Richo never did that in a single game - while Kossie and Sick Bitsch tried to take MOTY/kick GOTY every chance they got and missed

Is it too early to nominate Collywobbles or do we have to wait for the inevitable?

What if it is

Maya Sol for being a premature ejaculator

 

[FISTO]

Maya Sol for being a premature ejaculator

You’re just lucky they don’t have the great Gary Rohan

Anyway a very wobbly 4th quarter has me genuinely concerned

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

a very wobbly 4th quarter has me genuinely concerned

Save your concern for the Dreamons - staring down the barrel of B2B straight sets

 

[Chronz]

Shemons for losing with an extra 4 umps on their team.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Simon ‘BadLoser’ Goodwin for his press conference

*Maynard: He jumped in the air and knocked [Brayshaw] out

*van Rooyen: I haven’t really seen it… McStay stayed on the field

 

[STPer18]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

If only there was a Fred wherein we could call out the worst players of the round

 

[FISTO]

If only there was a Fred wherein we could call out the worst players of the round

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Paper beats rock

 

[JoseMourinho]

Just waiting for carltank to lose

 

[Feraligatr]

I know it’s not breaking news but finals related:

the lolFL for inviting a 50 year old jugalo band to play at the GF after everyone else told Gil to GAGF

And why not make it a daily double

the lolFL for ensuring their love child Swines made finals again despite getting smacked by 81 points in last years GF and losing to Crom

The AFL got Insane Clown Posse?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Nominating our forwards who couldn't mark or kick for s**t last night.