Game CONGRATS to the 2023 Sam Newman EOTY [Finals Edition] winners: CarLOLton

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Poorf Puffers for straight setting and getting torn apart by the short people

Dinsdale zackah can you please delete the old pole, thanks

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Rozee and Butters failing in a big final. Embarrassing

 

[Jazny]

The Port board

 

[Smeg Head]

Butters for having a tanty at one of the watergirls

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Butters for having a tanty at one of the watergirls

Missed that, any footage?

 

[Smeg Head]

Missed that, any footage?

I dont, but its when he kicked a point from the boundary.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I dont, but its when he kicked a point from the boundary.

Lot of effort for a behind

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

In summary:

Dreamons #B2BSS, Gawn's goal spoil, having s**t forwards, Viney's match-losing turnover & Kozi BOG... for oppo

Carlscum for not winning by 50 points [nom from one of their fans who has no sense of irony]

Elmer_Dudd for conceding the game AND LEAVING before it was over, then flogging up the Bay. Alahu akbar!

Puffers & board for straight setting and getting torn apart as they scored 1.9 in Q4, Rozee finals fail & Butters' tanty

The orange team for kicking 6 behinds in a row and not killing off the game when they had the chance [Q2]

Pole will go up when the old one is deleted

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Third time lucky perhaps... zackah Dinsdale Wosh can someone delete the old poll please so I can put up the new one, thanks

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Keeping it rolling for the finals... who will embarrassingly lose their EF?

Swines but they didn’t deserve to be there anyway, so Aints with the home EF are the big LOL here

Who will straight set?

Winner winner chicken dinner as not one but two complete shittrucks ticked this box… we all know who they are but let’s name and shame them again anyway: MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE ’s Dreamons were the first to salute followed by dav3 & philreich ’s aptly named Puffers

Who will lose a final by a massive margin?

Poort currently leading this at -48 but let’s see what happens GWS do have recent form with -89 as do the Bears with -71and who could forget the Pies with a flattering -68

 

[FISTO]

Anyone who doesn’t vote for EJ is wrong

 

[Feraligatr]

Anyone who doesn’t vote for EJ is wrong

I was going to vote for melbum for being dumb!

I kinda feel bad about voting EJ because I know what anxiety feels like.

 

[FISTO]

I was going to vote for melbum for being dumb!

I kinda feel bad about voting EJ because I know what anxiety feels like.

Talking about sharia law in a footy fred has nothing to do with anxiety though

 

[JoseMourinho]

I was going to vote the puffers personally

 

[STPer18]

Poort and Melbum both stinking up the finals with their straight sets disgrace deserve to be joint winners. Putrid display of football.

 

[Feraligatr]

Talking about sharia law in a footy fred has nothing to do with anxiety though

Oh yeah, that was a crazy melt down. Lol. I don't think Elmer would like Sharia Law either because they would take away his booze and strippers.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I'd like to vote for Elmer but unfortunately

The events are football related, per the OP

so he's ineligible.

 

[FISTO]

I'd like to vote for Elmer but unfortunately

so he's ineligible.

Dammit Spready

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I'd like to vote for Elmer but unfortunately

so he's ineligible.

He was at a football game (temporarily)

Also Maxi is quoting from a different Fred - as the AFL tribunal shows, the rules are different for finals

So I’m allowing it

 

[JustaBattler]

Gawn and Kozi for being 2 of the top 3 players on the night... for their opposition. Dudes were just queuing up to stop their own team from scoring at all costs. Bloose clearly back at it with the match fixing.

you say that like it is a bad thing

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Pole is up, you have three days to vote - may the best man I mean team win

 

[The_torpedo]

anyone with functioning eyes knew its was gonna go pear-shaped for poort so ya gotta go with melbshit for having 50 million chances to win and pissing it up in spectacular and comical fashion

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Neck and neck in the poll…

 

[JoseMourinho]

anyone with functioning eyes knew its was gonna go pear-shaped for poort so ya gotta go with melbshit for having 50 million chances to win and pissing it up in spectacular and comical fashion

But it is funnier because it is the puffers.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Well we fell 1 vote short of a 3-way tie so congratulations to our joint winners in week 2:

* Dreamons for their B2B straight sets exit with an epic choke gifting Carltank a completely undeserved PF

* Elmer_Judd for mistakenly leaving the game early then gooing up the Bay like the campaigner he is

Poort, you are so s**t you can’t even win EOTW

Noms are now open for week 3. Who will Toby kick in the head? Will Maynard get smothered? Do the Bloos have any chance of the Bears choking, or will the only choke be their supporters choking on their words like the choking chokers they are? Does anyone know the Heinlich maneuver?

zackah Dinsdale please delete the pole, thanks