Game CONGRATS to the 2023 Sam Newman EOTY [Finals Edition] winners: CarLOLton

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE for welching on our bet

Return nomination for making light of non consentual sex acts with the signature.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Collingwood for kicking more behinds than goals, and not winning by 4-5 goals

Brions for losing their first GF in 20 years despite winning frees 22-16

 

[JoinDate]

Brions for losing an unlosable Grand Final against the Collingwobbles.

 

[FISTO]

Mashcheeks for reporting me for hurting his feelings

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Umpires for orchestrating a win for the crowd.

 

[The_torpedo]

Channel 7 for its godawful commentary and coverage of the match

Top 5 gf this century and they sounded bored out of their minds and kept showing corporate flogs in the crowd

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Pole is up flogs

 

[the avoca drover]

Mashcheeks for reporting me for hurting his feelings

Tell us more.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Ginnipig, for just beer nosing out Frampton for The GRohan.

 

[FISTO]

Tell us more.

I called him his well and truly earned name the one that rhymes with “fred speaks”. The very name we’ve all been calling him by for years. It upsets him so much it they’ve had to add it to the swear filter

Let this be a lesson to those of us who didn’t realise it was a warning level offence and get creative.

Apparently he reported me for doing so. So not only is he a known welcher but also a masher. I would be deeply embarrassed to show myself around here if I were him/her/them/it.

 

[the avoca drover]

I called him his well and truly earned name the one that rhymes with “fred speaks”. The very name we’ve all been calling him by for years. It upsets him so much it they’ve had to add it to the swear filter

Let this be a lesson to those of us who didn’t realise it was a warning level offence and get creative.

Apparently he reported me for doing so. So not only is he a known welcher but also a masher. I would be deeply embarrassed to show myself around here if I were him/her/them/it.

That’s next level floggery.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I called him his well and truly earned name the one that rhymes with “fred speaks”. The very name we’ve all been calling him by for years. It upsets him so much it they’ve had to add it to the swear filter

Let this be a lesson to those of us who didn’t realise it was a warning level offence to get creative

Cry harder, flog

he a known welcher

Think you're confusing me with MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE there

 

[FISTO]

Think you're confusing me with MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE there

Mash on him you know you love to do it

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Cry harder, flog

Mash on him you know you love to do it

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I do believe this is the most one-sided pole in the history of EOTW.... fittingly nobody voting for the best two teams of the year who put on the greatest AFL grand final ever

So congrats Channel 7, your absolutely shithouse coverage of this monumental event wins you the Sammy Newman nom for the final week of season 2023

We will now have a pole to determine the most embarrassing event of the finals series from the winners of weeks 1-4

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

And the finalists for the 2023 Sammy are:

Week 1: Ainters for being the only home team to lose; one and done despite winning the free kick count again

Week 2: Dreamons for their B2B straight sets exit with an epic choke starring Todd 'turnover' Viney & Big Gawn

Week 3: CarLOLton for choking 5 goal lead, giving up 10 goals to 1, Curnow & McKay 1 goal/game - pretenders

Week 4: Channel 7 for godawful GF commentary & coverage, more interested in showing crowd shots of fatcats


NB Yes Elmer_Dudd was the joint winner in week 2 for conceding the game and leaving early then flogging up the Bay, but he's not here to enjoy this as he's suspended again so let's recognise him in the FOTY instead

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

The final EOTY pole is up, flogs... have at it

 

[Chronz]

Dreamons easily.

 

[the avoca drover]

Carlolton FTW

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Dreamons easily.

Carlolton FTW

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

A bit surprised by the lack of love for the Dwarf Burners, seems failure is expected

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

CarLOLton flogs have been declaring this their most successful season of the centiry, and the Bay agress!




Congrats Bloosers on winning the inaugural Sammy - the only thing you have to show for 26 games