Dad jokes - add yours

[krakouers]

 

[Reagan Smash]

 

[Samsquanch]

 

[Samsquanch]

 

[gokangas]

You should be worried when the person delivering your pizza is also your financial planner.

 

[gokangas]

I walked into the MCC last week without a tie.
The doorman refused me entry. You have to have a tie.
Raced back to my car - no tie. All I had was a set of jumper leads which I fashioned into a tie and walked back to the door.
Doorman looked at me and said - that will do - in you go, but don't you try and start anything.

 

[ferball]

Shocked to hear it GK

 

[rickety]

I walked into the MCC last week without a tie.
The doorman refused me entry. You have to have a tie.
Raced back to my car - no tie. All I had was a set of jumper leads which I fashioned into a tie and walked back to the door.
Doorman looked at me and said - that will do - in you go, but don't you try and start anything.

I suppose that that's your current joke

 

[gokangas]

I suppose that that's your current joke

Watts wrong with it?

 

[Samsquanch]

Watts wrong with it?

I got a kick out of it but it may have fallen flat on others.

 

[ferball]

I felt drained after having to read it.

Is there some way he can be charged?

 

[Samsquanch]

Legless and face down in a park in St Kilda. Well, that's Australia Day in a nutshell...

 

[kool kangas]

 

[kool kangas]

Q: What do you get when you eat tinsle at christmas?

A: Tinsleitis....

 

[Samsquanch]

A priest, an imam and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.

 

[krakouers]

 

[Samsquanch]

I wonder if anyone else has noticed a slight resemblance?

 

[Samsquanch]

 

[roomagic1984]

Did you know that the guy who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it a 'brella'?
Unfortunately when he was asked what his invention was called, he got nervous..

 

[roomagic1984]

What's the difference between Vegas and Wuhan?



What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

 

[krakouers]

 

[Orange Peanut]

What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?


About half way.

 

[Samsquanch]

krakouers can you please fact check this?

 

[Samsquanch]

 

[krakouers]