Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 13 - Ophidian Old Boys v Roys FFC at Spotswood Oval

[Phar Ace]

Of course it is, I wrote it!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Getting harder to get a key ignition - my new Triton still had it at the GLX level, but if I went up a level, all push button start. Have turned off some of the tech, lane assist is a pain in the arse, would have liked that little light in the side mirror if someone beside you rather than lane assist.

Nothing wrong with…. Oh Nevermind

 

[Phar Ace]

Nothing wrong with…. Oh Nevermind

Let me guess - ur a push button? Or should that read, a Button pusher

 

[DemurePrincess]

Let me guess - ur a push button? Or should that read, a Button pusher

 

[Phar Ace]

How many times do you press the button at a pedestrian crossing?.......

Did you get a loan car, or did you un-mothball the treadly?

 

[DemurePrincess]

How many times do you press the button at a pedestrian crossing?.......

Did you get a loan car, or did you un-mothball the treadly?

Actually…. I keep pressing it until it changes! In my little mind…. I think the more I annoy it the sooner it will give in

And yep! I have a loan car for the next month if need be so hopefully Wednesday will be good news and just repairs needed

 

[Phar Ace]

Actually…. I keep pressing it until it changes! In my little mind…. I think the more I annoy it the sooner it will give in

And yep! I have a loan car for the next month if need be so hopefully Wednesday will be good news and just repairs needed

Saw your posting of the incident. You were both lucky and unlucky really. Lucky not to be at greater risk, unlucky because of that big mongrel bus was a major factor for that inexperienced driver (you ended up hitting) as he/she turned across in front. Loss / loss and the mongrel bus just saunter's off into the sunset. Life can be a bitch.

Hope it all works out well for you.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Saw your posting of the incident. You were both lucky and unlucky really. Lucky not to be at greater risk, unlucky because of that big mongrel bus was a major factor for that inexperienced driver (you ended up hitting) as he/she turned across in front. Loss / loss and the mongrel bus just saunter's off into the sunset. Life can be a bitch.

Hope it all works out well for you.

You saw that too! ****ing ********!

Apparently he waved her to cross!
But she never even stopped, not for a second! If I couldn’t see beyond that bus…I would not have turned! Shows the inexperience for sure and now poor mummy and daddy are without their Lexus UX-200!

Whoops! Would hate to be them

 

[Phar Ace]

You saw that too! ******* a-hole!

Apparently he waved her to cross!
But she never even stopped, not for a second! If I couldn’t see beyond that bus…I would not have turned! Shows the inexperience for sure and now poor mummy and daddy are without their Lexus UX-200!

Whoops! Would hate to be them

My shed is next to an accident holding yard - sadly I get to see some fairly ****ed up outcomes. The towies talk to me sometimes when they just want to get it out of their system. I'm glad one of those stories is not you is all I'm saying. The car will be repaired - that you were not seriously hurt is the takeaway. For everything else, whatever.

 

[DemurePrincess]

My shed is next to an accident holding yard - sadly I get to see some fairly ****ed up outcomes. The towies talk to me sometimes when they just want to get it out of their system. I'm glad one of those stories is not you is all I'm saying. The car will be repaired - that you were not seriously hurt is the takeaway. For everything else, whatever.

True! But the sheer inconvenience is just frustrating!

I bet the towies see some crumpled messes!

 

[Phar Ace]

True! But the sheer inconvenience is just frustrating!

I bet the towies see some crumpled messes!

I hear ya, hospital is even more inconvenient.

Do Princesses need to work these days or is it all cucumber sandwiches and cream cakes?

 

[DemurePrincess]

I hear ya, hospital is even more inconvenient.

Do Princesses need to work these days or is it all cucumber sandwiches and cream cakes?
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This princess works!

#workbitch

 

[DemurePrincess]

Cucumber sandwiches????

If that was the last thing on earth… I would not eat cucumber!

Firstly - it’s devil food!

The devil sits down there chewing mouthfuls of cucumber, capsicum and ****ing watermelon burning in hell!

And psst…..

You know I’m not a real princess hey? We can maybe cut the crap lol

 

[DemurePrincess]

Shit! Forget celery! The devil is for sure picking his teeth with that vile crap

 

[Phar Ace]

Cucumber sandwiches????

If that was the last thing on earth… I would not eat cucumber!

Firstly - it’s devil food!

The devil sits down there chewing mouthfuls of cucumber, capsicum and ******* watermelon burning in hell!

And psst…..

You know I’m not a real princess hey? We can maybe cut the crap lol

Similarly, never understood why anyone would eat a cucumber - at Subway it's "everything thanks, except the cucumber and onion - yes I want bloody jalapenos, I just said everything except those two things! Hotter the better please. Chipotle sauce - yes salt AND pepper - I want to feel my arteries close a little today thanks".

Just quietly, not demure either - but hey I'm not Phar (well not that far) nor an Ace, so not throwing stones here in my glass house.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Similarly, never understood why anyone would eat a cucumber - at Subway it's "everything thanks, except the cucumber and onion - yes I want bloody jalapenos, I just said everything except those two things! Hotter the better please. Chipotle sauce - yes salt AND pepper - I want to feel my arteries close a little today thanks".

Just quietly, not demure either - but hey I'm not Phar (well not that far) nor an Ace, so not throwing stones here in my glass house.

Hahaha ya cunny funt!

 

[Mooch]

3-1 now

Shhh. I haven't watched the highlights yet.

(I did see the score earlier though)

 

[Mooch]

Shhh. I haven't watched the highlights yet.

(I did see the score earlier though)

Oh man! I just watched the highlights royboy2. What a game!! What a finish!

 

[Phar Ace]

Hahaha ya cunny funt!

I'll wear that as a badge of honour (if you like) because the un-bastardiisation of that has a rich history in the 1800's.

 

[Braklet]

Getting harder to get a key ignition - my new Triton still had it at the GLX level, but if I went up a level, all push button start. Have turned off some of the tech, lane assist is a pain in the arse, would have liked that little light in the side mirror if someone beside you rather than lane assist.

Those RFID keys are pains in the ass, the Mrs Brakmobile has them. Luckily it has the little side mirror light instead of lane assist (i.e. "the ****ing robot decided to torque your steering wheel at the most inopportune time").

This subject is burning a hole in my brain, since I'm facing replacement of my beloved 205,000 mile Honda Element daily driver. (I ordered the only 5 speed stick in our state back in 2007... .)

 

[Braklet]

My shed is next to an accident holding yard - sadly I get to see some fairly ****ed up outcomes. The towies talk to me sometimes when they just want to get it out of their system. I'm glad one of those stories is not you is all I'm saying. The car will be repaired - that you were not seriously hurt is the takeaway. For everything else, whatever.

I occasionally troll through junkyards looking for spare parts, pretty much since about age 5 with my Dad.

It didn't register at the time, but back then there were a lot more windshields showing obvious head strikes, and blood-smelling interiors.

One thing that has certainly gotten better with newer generation vehicles is safety.

 

[Braklet]

Similarly, never understood why anyone would eat a cucumber - at Subway it's "everything thanks, except the cucumber and onion - yes I want bloody jalapenos, I just said everything except those two things! Hotter the better please. Chipotle sauce - yes salt AND pepper - I want to feel my arteries close a little today thanks".

Holy shit, are you my long lost evil twin? I've had almost that exact same conversation with the sub-assemblers.

What is so hard about "everything EXCEPT <x,y,z>?"

 

[DemurePrincess]

I'll wear that as a badge of honour (if you like) because the un-bastardiisation of that has a rich history in the 1800's.

We should make you a badge to add to your collection…. Pretty sure the mods won’t be impressed with a laughing…..

 

[Phar Ace]

Holy s**t, are you my long lost evil twin? I've had almost that exact same conversation with the sub-assemblers.

What is so hard about "everything EXCEPT <x,y,z>?"

Exactamundo!

 

[Phar Ace]

Those RFID keys are pains in the ass, the Mrs Brakmobile has them. Luckily it has the little side mirror light instead of lane assist (i.e. "the ******* robot decided to torque your steering wheel at the most inopportune time").

This subject is burning a hole in my brain, since I'm facing replacement of my beloved 205,000 mile Honda Element daily driver. (I ordered the only 5 speed stick in our state back in 2007... .)

Unusual for a 2007 vehicle to still have miles on the clock too - you sure they didn't just deliver you Fred Flinstone's car