Things That Shit Me the Eighteenth

[MarcMaverick]

Dont put me in a giant hot chocolate.

Hmmm.

 

[Pistol Night]

Airport rules also say spirits before midday is acceptable so the place does have it's up side.

Alcohol being socially acceptable at 8am is my nirvana

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Alcohol being socially acceptable at 8am is my nirvana

8AM Airport pints. They are so sweet

 

[MarcMaverick]

8AM Airport pints. They are so sweet

In place of steak and eggs? Or with?

 

[Pistol Night]

8AM Airport pints. They are so sweet

Boys trip early morning fly out pints.

 

[Pistol Night]

In place of steak and eggs? Or with?

With another pint I usually go with

 

[MarcMaverick]

Boys trip early morning fly out pints.

And a hangover in the arvo.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Boys trip early morning fly out pints.

Mile high club party .

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Boys trip early morning fly out pints.

I haven't done one before. Got one planned for next year. The airport pints and subsequent resort pints that evening are gonna be amazing

 

[Smoooothy]

4 days ago I was in Minneapolis where it was -6. Today I'm home and it's 31. Was not ready for that summer..

 

[cats_09]

Only once have I tried the 10am morning drink at the airport, and when I stopped up to walk to the gate I felt like I had had 4 or 5 quick shots - not just the one

 

[MarcMaverick]

I haven't done one before. Got one planned for next year. The airport pints and subsequent resort pints that evening are gonna be amazing

And the following morning, y'know, hair of the dog and all.

 

[MarcMaverick]

Only once have I tried the 10am morning drink at the airport, and when I stopped up to walk to the gate I felt like I had had 4 or 5 quick shots - not just the one

Commit to the bit.

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

And the following morning, y'know, hair of the dog and all.

All inclusive.

 

[cats_09]

Commit to the bit.

It was 31 Dec, a few years ago

Didn't want too many drinks too early in the day

 

[MarcMaverick]

All inclusive.

Godspeed to your head and liver. A statue erected for them.
May they endure the boozy gauntlet.

 

[Pistol Night]

Mile high club party .

Jesus not that kind of boys trip. NTTAWWT

 

[Pistol Night]

And a hangover in the arvo.

Nah. Keep powering

 

[MarcMaverick]

Nah. Keep powering

Full speed ahead hic.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Jesus not that kind of boys trip. NTTAWWT

Oh .

I didnt mean it like that.

Just a mile hight club at the coarse you're lking.Four.


I get myself in trouble with out meaning too .

 

[rocker_oz33]

4 days ago I was in Minneapolis where it was -6. Today I'm home and it's 31. Was not ready for that summer..

A frozen honeymoon.im sure yous two turned up the heat . .

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

I usually get the extra personal scan at airports, probably because I look too innocent to be true . Anyway, last time, among the second scanners was a young lady in a hijab. Would she be allowed to scan men?

 

[Gough]

I usually get the extra personal scan at airports, probably because I look too innocent to be true . Anyway, last time, among the second scanners was a young lady in a hijab. Would she be allowed to scan men?

My mate's missus worked in customs at Terminal 3 and she said usually there wasn't a lot random about searches. She also told me the best way to hide stash in luggage.

 

[Pistol Night]

Oh .

I didnt mean it like that.

Just a mile hight club at the coarse you'rRd lking


I get myself in trouble with out meaning too .

Don’t stress mate. I’m never offended.


Unless some campaigner puts my chips under my schnitzel. That’s a paddlin

 

[JHF1870]

Me putting on sun cream

Colleage: you know that stuff will give you cancer right?

5 minutes later: "hey where's Nathan" ah he's off having a cigarette break

Being told by a colleague who is out of shape, unfit and smokes. You know eggs are high in cholesterol, protein ppwder has chrmicals in it.

When I explain why I don't drink i go to the gym, i want better recovery, I want to go for a drive later, I want to hike tomorrow I get some ****wit pressing me about it