Banter FOOTY Banter! - Who will be better in 2026? Carlton or Collingwood Part 8

[Ninja Hands]

'Just a few tweaks'.

'More balanced AND dynamic'.

'Generational Talent'.

 

[sr36]

So you agree that Wormy is a deranged lunatic.

 

[Worm4]

So you agree that Wormy is a deranged lunatic.

Go get checked for aspergers - your repetitiveness is a major symptom of that .

 

[Fadge]

Go get checked for aspergers - your repetitiveness is a major symptom of that .

Reminds me of the repetitiveness of the Bloosers...

'Next year WILL be different!'

 

[sr36]

Go get checked for aspergers - your repetitiveness is a major symptom of that .

All good Wormy. It must have been upsetting that your mate Robbo conceded you were a deranged lunatic with the pot/kettle gag and I'm impressed that you've moved on from using homosexuality as an insult and have transitioned to using autism as an insult. It's progress!

 

[Worm4]

All good Wormy. It must have been upsetting that your mate Robbo conceded you were a deranged lunatic with the pot/kettle gag and I'm impressed that you've moved on from using homosexuality as an insult and have transitioned to using autism as an insult. It's progress!

I am a lunatic. Tread extremely carefully

 

[Robertio]

All good Wormy. It must have been upsetting that your mate Robbo conceded you were a deranged lunatic with the pot/kettle gag and I'm impressed that you've moved on from using homosexuality as an insult and have transitioned to using autism as an insult. It's progress!

You're from Mars mate, and before you say it yes it's an insult to the Martians.

 

[sr36]

You're from Mars mate, and before you say it yes it's an insult to the Martians.

I'm not surprised you believe in Martians, Robbo. It's more realistic than believing in Carlton success.

 

[Robertio]

I'm not surprised you believe in Martians, Robbo. It's more realistic than believing in Carlton success.

Our trophy cabinets have the same amount of silverware so we've had the same amount of success as the WobblersMartians.

 

[sr36]

Our trophy cabinets have the same amount of silverware so we've had the same amount of success as the WobblersMartians.

I meant future success. You guys talk about our team being cooked - but players come and go - your whole club is cooked - forever.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

I meant future success. You guys talk about our team being cooked - but players come and go - your whole club is cooked - forever.

Blues haven't even equalled the Pies longest premiership drought yet but apparently we'll never see success again...

 

[sr36]

Blues haven't even equalled the Pies longest premiership drought yet but apparently we'll never see success again...

I like that you acknowledged that it is coming. I also like that you depict yourself as an idiotic looking buffoon. That's how I picture you.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

I like that you acknowledged that it is coming. I also like that you depict yourself as an idiotic looking buffoon. That's how I picture you.

Sorry for the confusion, it's unfortunately not me...

I actually hacked into Fudgey's snapchat and found that video of him in his story history so I turned it into a GIF to use.

 

[sr36]

Sorry for the confusion, it's unfortunately not me...

I actually hacked into Fudgey's snapchat and found that video of him in his story history so I turned it into a GIF to use.

Blue's fans back to boasting about doing dodgy stuff. Reminds me of when you guys used to boast about cheating the salary cap. How did that work out for you?

 

[Robertio]

I like that you acknowledged that it is coming. I also like that you depict yourself as an idiotic looking buffoon. That's how I picture you.

The Wobblers like dishing it out and going by here and that great LeBronco thread fall to pieces when they get constructive feedback, the cliff is almost upon the Wobblers.

 

[Worm4]

I like that you acknowledged that it is coming. I also like that you depict yourself as an idiotic looking buffoon. That's how I picture you.

This is how we picture you

 

[sr36]

The Wobblers like dishing it out and going by here and that great LeBronco thread fall to pieces when they get constructive feedback, the cliff is almost upon the Wobblers.

Oh dear.

Your two sources are Walshy and now a Blues fan who is pretending he is a Carlton fan, who gives us tripe focussed on the exceptions. No one rated Richmond and they won the flag. Meanwhile, no one rated WCE and they won spoons. No one rated North and they won spoons. No one rated Melbourne and they won spoons. No won rated Carlton and they won spoon after spoon after spoon. And guess what - we're back to no one rating Carlton again ...

 

[Robertio]

Oh dear.

You're two sources are Walshy and now a Blues fan who is pretending he is a Carlton fan, who gives us tripe focussed on the exceptions. No one rated Richmond and they won the flag. Meanwhile, no one rated WCE and they won spoons. No one rated North and they won spoons. No one rated Melbourne and they won spoons. No won rated Carlton and they won spoon after spoon after spoon. And guess what - we're back to no one rating Carlton again ...

What are you pretending to be? Sit in here everyday saying the same rubbish and not sharing your wisdom in a thread where the Wobblers need support, maybe you're a bit of a frontrunner and invisible when the going gets tough.

 

[sr36]

What are you pretending to be? Sit in here everyday saying the same rubbish and not sharing your wisdom in a thread where the Wobblers need support, maybe you're a bit of a frontrunner and invisible when the going gets tough.

What are you talking about Robbo? Pies don't need my support. We're generally good and you guys are generally hopeless - no offseason bravado from a Blues fan pretending to be a GWS fan is going to change that.

BTW. Pretty humiliating that you are gushing over a Blues fan who is too ashamed to admit their allegiance to the club. Carlton have become like a really ugly partner that people are ashamed to be seen in public with. Yet you're so needy of positive attention that you ignore the humilation of that situation.

 

[Worm4]

^^^^^^^^^
Hows this clown , with the constant flexing. The roids are getting a serious workout last few days

 

[Robertio]

What are you talking about Robbo? Pies don't need my support. We're generally good and you guys are generally hopeless - no offseason bravado from a Blues fan pretending to be a GWS fan is going to change that.

BTW. Pretty humiliating that you are gushing over a Blues fan who is too ashamed to admit their allegiance to the club. Carlton have become like a really ugly partner that people are ashamed to be seen in public with. Yet you're so needy of positive attention that you ignore the humilation of that situation.

Can you prove he is a Blues fan? Of course you can't you just think he is.

 

[Robertio]

^^^^^^^^^
Hows this clown , with the constant flexing. The roids are getting a serious workout last few days

He needs to get out in the world instead of sitting in here saying Carlton are shit day after day week after week and year after year, even Fadge goes in to bat for the Pies in other threads.

 

[sr36]

He needs to get out in the world instead of sitting in here saying Carlton are shit day after day week after week and year after year, even Fadge goes in to bat for the Pies in other threads.

I'd add in that Carlton are shit decade after decade.

 

[Robertio]

I'd add in that Carlton are shit decade after decade.

Still the same number of premiership cups than the Pies so Pies must have been shit decade after decade as well.

 

[sr36]

Can you prove he is a Blues fan? Of course you can't you just think he is.

I can't prove that you're a Blues fan either. Maybe you're in disguise and just making Blues fans look idiotic - if that's the plan, it's working magnificently, Robbo. Well done!