Things That Shit Me the Eighteenth

[Neese]

I'd be more impressed if it hit a forty year low.

Few boxes of dingas

And some lube.

 

[Neese]

Run though them like Dermie used to do with a Huddle .

I have been known to accidentally bang into chatterers with my trolley. Oops sorry

 

[MarcMaverick]

People gasbagging in the middle of the shopping aisle with trolleys blocking everyone

GTFOOTW!

Put a Caution Wet Floor sign around them and pretend to be a janitor.

 

[the_interloper]

Run though them like Dermie used to do with a Huddle .

Some mums can be rather good at barrelling through crowds with a pram, this could work also.

 

[rocker_oz33]

This is my preferred method

I have been known to accidentally bang into chatterers with my trolley. Oops sorry

I had a old coot ram his shopping trolley right into my behind, it hurt abit.

I just said that's not fitting in there and keep on walking .

 

[rocker_oz33]

Some mums can be rather good at barrelling through crowds with a pram, this could work also.

I was in the shops and alram goes off everyone out and people with prams smashing in too ya legs like a bulldozer.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Some mums can be rather good at barrelling through crowds with a pram, this could work also.

Also some prams are huge and wide.

 

[the_interloper]

Also some prams are huge and wide.

I've got a really funny joke (FTFY) that I don't think the mods will like.

 

[Pistol Night]

Some mums can be rather good at barrelling through crowds with a pram, this could work also.

So the ultimate weapon in aisle clearing is a crop dusting, pram pushing mum with a Dermie wig?

 

[rocker_oz33]

So the ultimate weapon in aisle clearing is a crop dusting, pram pushing mum with a Dermie wig?

Kelli Underwood

 

[Pistol Night]

I've got a really funny joke (FTFY) that I don't think the mods will like.

If it’s funny they’ll crack the shits for sure

 

[rocker_oz33]

If it’s funny they’ll crack the shits for sure

I'll probably cop something too even I've been a good boy.

 

[Off The Couch]

Replace all of their products one at a time with vegan alternatives that are "just as good".

I much prefer the version the Pickers at Cole’s and Woolies use - they, when given the option to select an alternative to the item you request pick something not even remotely close to what you asked for.

I’m sure they keep a lucky dip box out back

 

[Xtreme]

Lots of people turn into campaigners in December. Where did the Christmas spirit go ? Dan Andrews probably Grinched it up again

 

[GreyCrow]

Lots of people turn into campaigners in December. Where did the Christmas spirit go ? Dan Andrews probably Grinched it up again

Sad effort - 2

 

[Xtreme]

Sad effort - 2

Will I get to -100 by taking pot shots at how boring Adelaide is as both a city and a football side ?

 

[GreyCrow]

Will I get to -100 by taking pot shots at how boring Adelaide is as both a city and a football side ?

Wont even touch the needle

Its so sad how low you have fallen

 

[Pistol Night]

Lots of people turn into campaigners in December. Where did the Christmas spirit go ? Dan Andrews probably Grinched it up again

I blame Mariah Carey for making everyone smash their car radios

 

[Scotland]

I blame Mariah Carey for making everyone smash their car radios

I blamed it on the sunshine. Then the moonlight. And then the good times.

Turns out it was the boogie all along.

 

[Xtreme]

Wont even touch the needle

Its so sad how low you have fallen

I haven't even taken the pot shot yet!

 

[Gough]

I blame Mariah Carey for making everyone smash their car radios

I played the Johnny Cash Christmas album on repeat for most of December one year when I was at Ottakars. His version of Blue Christmas still reminds of the place.

 

[rocker_oz33]

I blamed it on the sunshine. Then the moonlight. And then the good times.

Turns out it was the boogie all along.

Beat it .

 

[Scotland]

Beat it .

You don't wanna be startin somethin.

 

[MarcMaverick]

I blame Mariah Carey for making everyone smash their car radios

Or avoid shopping centres.

 

[MarcMaverick]

You don't wanna be startin somethin.

It a real Thriller.