Certified Legendary Thread Sack(ed) Hinkley 15 - The End

[Willsy10]

Can’t remember those those words being said .
A bit like the bible in here Jesus walks on a plank out to the water , 500 years later Jesus walks on water.
The longer time passes the story grows.

Didn't he literally just say finals are 50/50 at best?

 

[EskimoPAFC]

See normally if you go team on team with another side in a preliminary final, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But our opponents were genetic freaks and they're not normal. So we had a 25% AT BEST at beat them. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, our chances of winning drastic go down. See in a preliminary final, we had a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but our opponents got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat them and he's not even gonna try. So we take our 33/13 chance, minus our 25% chance, and we only got a 8 1/3 chance of winning a prelim. But then you take our opponent's 75% chance of winning, if we were to face them one on one, and then add 66 and 2/3 percents and they got a 141 and 2 thirds chance of winning a prelim against us. That spells disaster for us.

 

[240volt]

See normally if you go team on team with another side in a preliminary final, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But our opponents were genetic freaks and they're not normal. So we had a 25% AT BEST at beat them. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, our chances of winning drastic go down. See in a preliminary final, we had a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but our opponents got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat them and he's not even gonna try. So we take our 33/13 chance, minus our 25% chance, and we only got a 8 1/3 chance of winning a prelim. But then you take our opponent's 75% chance of winning, if we were to face them one on one, and then add 66 and 2/3 percents and they got a 141 and 2 thirds chance of winning a prelim against us. That spells disaster for us.

Your post reminds me of a scene from the move (21).

 

[GoPorts]

This is some kind of special torture. We finally get him out of the club and he's moved into position which is even more in our faces.
I guess I'll save myself the $30/month kayo subscription

 

[Gryllis]

Awful result.

No club being dumb enough to hire him just punishes supporters on Fox Footy. And now we'll probably get the Ricciuto and Hinkley double for every Port game in SA.

I don't get why they let a 60-year-old Dermie go to try and refresh their coverage, only to hire an even more cooked old man, without the hair.

 

[JohnHinckleyJr]

At least Zak can still get a hug at half time from his father

 

[El_Scorcho]

See normally if you go team on team with another side in a preliminary final, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But our opponents were genetic freaks and they're not normal. So we had a 25% AT BEST at beat them. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, our chances of winning drastic go down. See in a preliminary final, we had a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but our opponents got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat them and he's not even gonna try. So we take our 33/13 chance, minus our 25% chance, and we only got a 8 1/3 chance of winning a prelim. But then you take our opponent's 75% chance of winning, if we were to face them one on one, and then add 66 and 2/3 percents and they got a 141 and 2 thirds chance of winning a prelim against us. That spells disaster for us.

Adding Ken Hinkley to the mix did make our chances of winning drastically go down

 

[Alberton Proud]

Fairly concerning comments regarding the difference of professionalism that was let slide at port compared to the crows especially last year.

Well well well how the turn tables.

He was a fcukin line coach there for God's sake !

 

[Alberton Proud]

You'd think it's a bloke that smokes a pack a day & eats out of garbage bins if you didn't know who it was.

Coke Zero Tea Staining

 

[Alberton Proud]

A media “star” in 2026, then he will be putting himself out there for a head honcho position in clubland in 2027.

He must think he has a shot at Tassie

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Steve Dore]

Can’t remember those those words being said . ...

Well it was last Friday when Hinkley said that and it was reported in the media on Saturday so quite a long time ago.

 

[bomberclifford]

Fairly concerning comments regarding the difference of professionalism that was let slide at port compared to the crows especially last year.

Well well well how the turn tables.

Bicks likes a bit of self insertion. Oooh Errr.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Fairly concerning comments regarding the difference of professionalism that was let slide at port compared to the crows especially last year.

Well well well how the turn tables.

water is wet.

 

[240volt]

Well it was last Friday when Hinkley said that and it was reported in the media on Saturday so quite a long time ago.

I can’t find anywhere that he said

So boys if absolutely everything goes right today we have a 50% chance of winning this game.

 

[Freak Dodgeball Accident]

What the hell happened to taking the year off to spend time with the grandchildren? The kids have probably already complained about him smelling of cheese and the scary teeth

 

[Peninsula Boy]

The way it should go is that Hinkley will have very little to say and everyone will be like he's an idiot and why did Koch have him at the Power for 13 years and the Port fans will get sympathy.

That's how it's running in my head, anyway.

 

[KanesBurner]

He must think he has a shot at Tassie

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

I’ve thought for a while that he’s the perfect coach for the Tassie startup. I wanted him gone from Port for close to a decade however the Tassie team will face much different challenges.

The players (for the most part) love him and he brings some sort of stability. That’s exactly what they’ll need.

I don’t get the Buckley love at all. The Pies were elite when he got there, and were ok while he was there (2018 was unlucky for him) he took them down to the bottom. They fired him and have basically been fantastic since he was replaced.

 

[240volt]

Well it was last Friday when Hinkley said that and it was reported in the media on Saturday so quite a long time ago.

So he said that word for word only last Friday you say.?

And what boys was he talking to last Friday Friday to say

So boys if absolutely everything goes right today we have a 50% chance of winning this game.

At the park playground maybe ?
It sounds more like your blowing bubbles from your arse.

 

[PowerLil]

So he said that word for word only last Friday you say.?

And what boys was he talking to last Friday Friday to say

So boys if absolutely everything goes right today we have a 50% chance of winning this game.

At the park playground maybe ?
It sounds more like your blowing bubbles from your arse.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I am cheering for him to go to Tassie because we will get to belt the living suitcase out of them for the whole time he is there.

 

[longdonkey]

So he said that word for word only last Friday you say.?

And what boys was he talking to last Friday Friday to say

So boys if absolutely everything goes right today we have a 50% chance of winning this game.

At the park playground maybe ?
It sounds more like your blowing bubbles from your arse.

You're grasping at straws now. I think its quite plain to see that is his philosophy and he's not half glass empty. He is no glass, no water.

 

[240volt]

You're grasping at straws now. I think its quite plain to see that is his philosophy and he's not half glass empty. He is no glass, no water.

Oh the cavalry has arrived to protect their own.
Straws ? Read what was said properly before you put your two bob’s worth in.
Now back on your horse and return to the wank shed.

 

[Tibbs]

 

[JimmyBC]

He's a chance to go to Tassie in a support role for Buckley they struck up a friendship when Nafe attended the BnF a couple of years ago.. of course Bucks might realise he's an idiot after a year of working with him on Fox.

 

[Scodges]

I think you’ll find no club will touch Hinkley.