Banter FOOTY Banter! - Who will be better in 2026? Carlton or Collingwood Part 8

[doppleganger]

This has to the funniest post of the year, a Wobbler calling someone else a fanboi lol.

Just a small difference Robo, happy to talk up our current Pie players as they are relevant to a 2026 banter thread.

The Tragic Tiger is spamming a Coll v Carlton banter thread with his fantasy fluff of Dusty is the greatest ever fanboi nonsense.

 

[doppleganger]

Nicky peaked early and now trending downwards.

Has the cliff claimed another Pie!

 

[Robertio]

Just a small difference Robo, happy to talk up our current Pie players as they are relevant to a 2026 banter thread.

The Tragic Tiger is spamming a Coll v Carlton banter thread with his fantasy fluff of Dusty is the greatest ever fanboi nonsense.

You blokes have told us for years that star players win grand finals and Martin has 3 Norm Smith medals i think and that makes him a great.

 

[Robertio]

Has the cliff claimed another Pie!

June claimed a few mate, they were clear premiership favourites then June came and then they fell into the 4, could be a crossroads season next year.

 

[LeBronco]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

That's the one I was looking for!

Oops I forgot the 2023 home and away wins against Collingwood and Melbourne but the point is Carlton have won more games against top 4 sides at the MCG under Voss than the Power/Crows combined in the 21st century.

Wins against top 4 sides at the MCG:
Carlton under Voss - 5 wins
Adelaide in the 21st century - 2 wins
Port Adelaide in the 21st century - 1 win

Oh and for what it's worth Gold Coast have never beaten a top 4 side at the MCG in their entire history.

 

[doppleganger]

You blokes have told us for years that star players win grand finals and Martin has 3 Norm Smith medals i think and that makes him a great.

Daicos has won us a grand final and is a star.

The Tiger Tragic stumbled into a Carl v Coll thread and decided to spam it with his Dusty PlaYaRating fanboi #Carlologic vibe style bullshit. His stuff is on an even bigger nuffie level than you blokes opinion that Acres is better than Sidey.

 

[sr36]

Are you telling us that Bontempelli, Libba and Richards are front runners???

Given all 3 have better defensive profiles than the Squibber, wtf does that make him?

Have you watched dogs play. Their mids all take off ahead of the ball and leave their defence in dire straits.

It's why they kill it statistically, but lose against good teams.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

So Carlton are better off than both Adelaide and Port as well as Norwood, Blues are the Kings of SA

Should move there and play out of the Barossa Valley, club execs won't mind

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Their mids all take off ahead of the ball and leave their defence in dire straits.

It's why they kill it statistically, but lose against good teams.

This is literally an exact description of Nicky

 

[Corn Cobbers]

This is literally an exact description of Nicky

Sounds more like Sam Walsh

 

[South of the Yarra]

Sounds more like Sam Walsh

Who?

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Who?

He's mentoring the son of your 'friend'... Andrew hasn't told you anything about him?

 

[Corn Cobbers]

He's mentoring the son of your 'friend'... Andrew hasn't told you anything about him?

Teaching him helicopter kicks

 

[LeBronco]

So Carlton are better off than both Adelaide and Port as well as Norwood, Blues are the Kings of SA

Should move there and play out of the Barossa Valley, club execs won't mind

You need to beat top 4 sides at the MCG to win flags and Carlton have been able to demonstrate this ability while Crows/Power have not. If/when Carlton get it all together they can do something similar to what Richmond did in the Hardwick era it must be nice being a big club based in Melbourne.

 

[Fadge]

but in this instance CC is the welcher...all huff with no puff

Um....

One can't Welch if no bet was made in the first place, nuff nuff.

 

[Fadge]

I will bet you an avatar pic for 1 year..
Winner gets to pick which avatar the loser must display. That of course if you think its too big a bet to consider

Clearly NFI about probability...

 

[Fadge]

Ok so not expected to finish in the bottom 4 then.

Here he comes, the Meteor to the rescue!

 

[Fadge]

10 avatar pics of your choice for the year if you win the bet. I get to choose 1.
10/1 yeah ?

And I'm pretty sure you were serious.

Nuff nuff.

 

[Fadge]

Ok...let's go! $10 on?

Go you big spender!

 

[Fadge]

No one had even heard of Martin after his first four years, while Daics is already being annointed as GOAT

A universe between them at the same stage

Should I do analysis on Martin v. Daicos in their first 4 years?

I do sense he'll be closer than Cripps was.

 

[South of the Yarra]

Teaching him helicopter kicks

Walsh is great at teaching how to have no impact on games and at teaching how not to hit the scoreboard.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Walsh is great at teaching how to have no impact on games and at teaching how not to hit the scoreboard.

Hoofs it down the line, with altitude

 

[Fadge]

Have you watched dogs play. Their mids all take off ahead of the ball and leave their defence in dire straits.

It's why they kill it statistically, but lose against good teams.

It's astounding.

Ill informed Bloosers claim 'Doggies have no defence', but they CLEARLY fail to understand defence starts with the pressure from the midfield and forward line, but praise the likes of Bont, Richards and SANDERS for their PLaYeR RaTiNGZ .

 

[carlton_99]

It's astounding.

Ill informed Bloosers claim 'Doggies have no defence', but they CLEARLY fail to understand defence starts with the pressure from the midfield and forward line, but praise the likes of Bont, Richards and SANDERS for their PLaYeR RaTiNGZ .

What are you on about? I said Bulldog's defence was their issue when you were questioning why they are mid-table. That isn't just their back 6 - although this is a major component. Especially their KPDs who are not great for a team wanting to contend. It's also team defence. I know being condescending is second nature to you but you weren't the first to discover what team defence is. Odd that it takes a Pies fan to say the exact same thing I said for it to register with you.

However, if you think that two-way running in the midfield is coming into the discussion when umpires are giving out their Brownlow votes then I have a flying pig to sell you.

And I never brought up AFL ratings for any of these players. I don't bring up player ratings for any player full stop. So not sure why you lie about something so obviously false.

 

[Fadge]

What are you on about? I said Bulldog's defence was their issue when you were questioning why they are mid-table. That isn't just their back 6 - although this is a major component. Especially their KPDs who are not great for a team wanting to contend. It's also team defence. I know being condescending is second nature to you but you weren't the first to discover what team defence is. Odd that it takes a Pies fan to say the exact same thing I said for it to register with you.

However, if you think that two-way running in the midfield is coming into the discussion when umpires are giving out their Brownlow votes then I have a flying pig to sell you.

And I never brought up AFL ratings for any of these players. I don't bring up player ratings for any player full stop. So not sure why you lie about something so obviously false.

Hey Carlo, it's not all about you.

English lesson for today is that when I use the term 'Bloosers', it's plural, meaning multiple Carlton supporting posters in this thread.

So I'm responding very generally to multiple comments from multiple posters I have seen in this thread.

Not to mention the fact the post I responded to was a response to a post from Walshy, not you...