Official Match Thread Season 24 Round 2: Sin City Swamprats vs Dragons FFC at Underground Stadium

[Hatchy1992]

I guarantee we'll play better.

Might even be just enough to clinch the draw you've agreed upon.

Spiked drinks all round!

Can I come too?

Might kick a bag this week.

 

[Scorpus]

Your midfielders will be serviced well on Sunday at the bar after we take the 4 points back to Dragon Island.

Can I get "serviced" too? A particular shaft needs a bit of lubrication

 

[cammo6556]

Can I get "serviced" too? A particular shaft needs a bit of lubrication

Is it the cam(mo6556) shaft?

 

[Hatchy1992]

Can I get "serviced" too? A particular shaft needs a bit of lubrication

Dragons get free "service" all week.

 

[Scorpus]

Is it the cam(mo6556) shaft?

I'm sure that shaft can be attended to as well

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Millky95 is the prostitute(s).

Well I've developed a solution.

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Hate doesn't deserve All SFA Admin. I should be 20 Season All-Ruck SFA!

 

[Ant Bear]

Can someone lift my head please? I seem to be temporarily indisposed.

Not my job. Nor is this.

 

[Ant Bear]

that was brilliant. Let's do that again!

Hmm, I think we need to have a position vacant first. But I assure you that next time there is an opening, the team from SFA ModSearch will again swing into action!

 

[Dingster]

Well I've developed a solution.

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Hate doesn't deserve All SFA Admin. I should be 20 Season All-Ruck SFA!

I now get the milky reference.

 

[Ant Bear]

Well I've developed a solution.

Introducing the Millkybot 9.5 - Millky95 Robot Simulator, it'll almost be like Millky95 is in your match thread!

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Hate doesn't deserve All SFA Admin. I should be 20 Season All-Ruck SFA!

You've just caused me to break up with my girlfriend.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

You've just caused me to break up with my girlfriend.

You broke up with your girlfriend when you married her.

 

[bergholt]

Can I get "serviced" too? A particular shaft needs a bit of lubrication

Is it the cam(mo6556) shaft?

Sounds like dry times over at Dragon Island!

 

[Dingster]

You broke up with your girlfriend when you married her.

AB married Milky?

 

[cammo6556]

Sounds like dry times over at Dragon Island!

I'll refer you to the previous match thread where I detail my efforts to persuade Mrs cammo that once one ten years isn't too much.

Turns out it is.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

AB married Milky?

#scandal

 

[Hatchy1992]

#scandal

No one tell brahj of this

 

[Scorpus]

Sounds like dry times over at Dragon Island!

Nah we get serviced regularly. Well oiled machines run the smoothest

 

[cammo6556]

I'm sure that shaft can be attended to as well

May be a tad dusty down there

 

[cammo6556]

Hmm, I think we need to have a position vacant first. But I assure you that next time there is an opening, the team from SFA ModSearch will again swing into action!

I'm still trying to figure out how he wasn't elected with our overwhelming, non-traditional brand of support

 

[sportsmaniac89]

No one tell brahj of this

We'll try not to mention this to him!

 

[Pugsley]

I'll refer you to the previous match thread where I detail my efforts to persuade Mrs cammo that once one ten years isn't too much.

Turns out it is.

Wedding cake is the contraceptive that keeps on giving. We both know that.

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Can he find my shoes I lost at the Croc last week ?

Oh they were yours? Ive been serving shoeys out of them all week

Picking them up is a three drink minimum

 

[Pugsley]

May be a tad dusty down there

At least you don't have cobwebs.

 

[Pugsley]

Oh they were yours? Ive been serving shoeys out of them all week

Picking them up is a three drink minimum

I apologise for the odour and the tinea ointment inside.

 

[cammo6556]

Wedding cake is the contraceptive that keeps on giving. We both know that.

Not bloody wrong. My wife is a vego. Should have gone for bacon cake.

Live and learn