Certified Legendary Thread The New Carlton Thread: 31st season without a flag for the eternal dickheads

[Wearmouth]

Playboy mansion pool parties at Ron’s house. [emoji106][emoji7]

You’re in charge of the grotto…..


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[Wearmouth]

Clearly, Hardwick has quit because he knows Vossy is gone

This will give the festy d*ckheads something to cling to

Dimma will be at the WeeGirls or GC.

Even he knows that you can’t use mental health reasons and then take the Filth job. Fry pan and fire….


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[WalterBlaknWhte]

Pagan and The Dark Master could not withstand the sulphurous pit

Dimma could not get enough cash under the soft cap to make the move worthwhile

Turned out to be a much better coach than my comments on the Richmond board suggested

 

[Couch Coach]

Is it April 1st?

Carlton just signed [PLAYERCARD]Marc Pittonet[/PLAYERCARD] for 4 years

Pittonet pens new deal

The ruckman will remain in Navy Blue.

www.carltonfc.com.au

 

[nahnah]

The fact Carlton fans think Hardwick would want to coach them over a club he has coached to 3 flags shows how delusional they are

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Is it April 1st?

Carlton just signed [PLAYERCARD]Marc Pittonet[/PLAYERCARD] for 4 years

Pittonet pens new deal

The ruckman will remain in Navy Blue.

www.carltonfc.com.au

The last three years of that deal he will be senior coach, I gather.

 

[jimmy35]

Is it April 1st?

Carlton just signed Marc Pittonet for 4 years

Pittonet pens new deal

The ruckman will remain in Navy Blue.

www.carltonfc.com.au

Potatonet

 

[PIEWITHSAUCE]

My condolences to Marc and his family.

 

[jimmy35]

The fact Carlton fans think Hardwick would want to coach them over a club he has coached to 3 flags shows how delusional they are

It’s rife. They seriously think it’s a chance. Someone need to turn the gas off on the blooz board.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

It’s rife. They seriously think it’s a chance. Someone need to turn the gas off on the blooz board.

If Clarkson’s appointment at North has taught us anything, it’s that bringing in an exhausted coach who has had success under different circumstances at another club in the past will lead to an immediate embarkation upon a premiership dynasty.

 

[sideswipe]

If Clarkson’s appointment at North has taught us anything, it’s that bringing in an exhausted coach who has had success under different circumstances at another club in the past will lead to an immediate embarkation upon a premiership dynasty.

They look at that kind of thing with rose-colored glasses because of their successful appointment of Malthouse. They think it was a success because they strung him out over 3 terrible seasons to break McHale's games coached record.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

They look at that kind of thing with rose-colored glasses because of their successful appointment of Malthouse. They think it was a success because they strung him out over 3 terrible seasons to break McHale's games coached record.

Excellent point. That was a highly successful outcome. For us.

 

[sideswipe]

Excellent point. That was a highly successful outcome. For us.

I was at the Carlton function the night Malthouse broke the coaching record - dirty, dirty people. All kinda pleased to be doing over McHale.

Then we did them by 75 points and Malthouse would only last another 5 games as he set them on the path to another spoon.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

I was at the Carlton function the night Malthouse broke the coaching record - dirty, dirty people. All kinda pleased to be doing over McHale.

How’d you go eating dinner in a Hazmat suit?

 

[sideswipe]

How’d you go eating dinner in a Hazmat suit?

Just relied on alcohol as a disinfectant.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Just relied on alcohol as a disinfectant.

Dangerous but not totally unjustified.

 

[Kirby]

Dangerous but not totally unjustified.

You just have to be careful not not stand too close as they light themselves on fire.

 

[FromTheBoundaryLine]

Unless the Blues go on a surprise winning streak, the fact that they’ve had a draw will see them bouncing from outside the eight (eating themselves,) to just inside the eight (we’re coming). Should be fun.

 

[sideswipe]

Unless the Blues go on a surprise winning streak, the fact that they’ve had a draw will see them bouncing from outside the eight (eating themselves,) to just inside the eight (we’re coming). Should be fun.

Don't reckon they will see the 8 again. With a bit of Sydney home ground advantage, they are a massive chance to drop their next 3 at which time their season will be over. If it isn't already.

With the weak bottom 3 and 23 games this season, 12 wins(plus their draw) will likely be the minimum to make the 8. So they need to go 8 from 13. Which is surely beyond them.

Crippa WILL get to 13th on the all-time games without finals list. Getting into rarefied air of good players wasted in truly rubbish clubs.

 

[Fat Jesus]

Don't reckon they will see the 8 again. With a bit of Sydney home ground advantage, they are a massive chance to drop their next 3 at which time their season will be over. If it isn't already.

With the weak bottom 3 and 23 games this season, 12 wins(plus their draw) will likely be the minimum to make the 8. So they need to go 8 from 13. Which is surely beyond them.

Crippa WILL get to 13th on the all-time games without finals list. Getting into rarefied air of good players wasted in truly rubbish clubs.

Agree. Blues will likely win one out of their next four. Two at best.

Current top 8 doesn't look like changing for me.

 

[jimmy35]

Can’t see them winning any of the next 4.

 

[Black_White]

Is it April 1st?

Carlton just signed Marc Pittonet for 4 years

Pittonet pens new deal

The ruckman will remain in Navy Blue.

www.carltonfc.com.au

Can’t laugh at that considering our track record when signing ruckman. Or at least pretend ruckman.

 

[manicpie]

The gift that keeps on giving

 

[manicpie]

Can’t laugh at that considering our track record when signing ruckman. Or at least pretend ruckman.

I think it says bye, bye to DeKoning

 

[Pistol Night]

Jeez I hope Sydney roll them tomorrow night. I’ll be sitting down to watch with a beer and cheering for the Swans like never before.