Certified Legendary Thread The New Carlton Thread: 31st season without a flag for the eternal dickheads

[jmac70]

Yes I knew about the altercation with a security guard. I was at the game and was shocked to hear about the incident on my way home.

I just had not heard that they were Pies supporters until Vicki mentioned it.

They were crims on remand.

 

[NMBB]

Yes I knew about the altercation with a security guard. I was at the game and was shocked to hear about the incident on my way home.

I just had not heard that they were Pies supporters until Vicki mentioned it.

We have a lot of supporters - we are not free from statistical averages - some Pies fans will be d#ckheads

 

[sideswipe]

They were crims on remand.

Remand means you are being held in jail. Guess that is how Carlton supporters must feel.

 

[BillyElliott]

They were crims on remand.

Yes I was also aware they were criminals & on bail.

It was the Pie supporting part I didn't know.

Please don't tell me it was also Pie supporters who graffitied Ikon Park too

 

[BillyElliott]

We have a lot of supporters - we are not free from statistical averages - some Pies fans will be d#ckheads

Yes I'm very well aware of that.

Is it wrong that I had hoped the text to the hotline & the idiots with the guns were Blue supporters and not ours though?

 

[SchuPie]

Voss pulls out the contested stats win each week like any other club cares as they’re destroying them all over the ground

 

[NMBB]

Yes I'm very well aware of that.

Is it wrong that I had hoped the text to the hotline & the idiots with the guns were Blue supporters and not ours though?

Quite natural to hope that d#ckheads belonging to other clubs will grab the spotlight - however our very own bunnies cannot resist the bright lights of temporary "fame"

 

[NMBB]

Yes I was also aware they were criminals & on bail.

It was the Pie supporting part I didn't know.

Please don't tell me it was also Pie supporters who graffitied Ikon Park too

Bail and remand are very different things - almost polar opposites in a way - one is on the "inside" the other is "outside" (but subject to change)

 

[jathanas]

Voss pulls out the contested stats win each week like any other club cares as they’re destroying them all over the ground

It's an exercise in futility, isn't it? He wants to show that the effort is still there.

They're a dispirited mob. Their best players aren't firing. Kicking atrocious. Has to show some positives.

To his credit, Voss owns the underperformance and has not thrown his players under the bus.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

The silver lining for the Blues and also could be their slogan for next year, "Well, it couldn't get any worse, could it?"

 

[BillyElliott]

Bail and remand are very different things - almost polar opposites in a way - one is on the "inside" the other is "outside" (but subject to change)

Yes, they were on bail & "outside", thus able to do what they did.

 

[NMBB]

Yes, they were on bail & "outside", thus able to do what they did.

Being on bail used to be some sort of reminder to pull your head in - now it seems to be a badge of honour?

 

[jmac70]

Yes I was also aware they were criminals & on bail.

It was the Pie supporting part I didn't know.

Please don't tell me it was also Pie supporters who graffitied Ikon Park too

We are a broad church.

 

[jmac70]

Remand means you are being held in jail. Guess that is how Carlton supporters must feel.

Yes, sorry. I guess they were on bail.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Yes, sorry. I guess they were on bail.

You can be on bail for years

JB1975 completed a degree and fathered 3 kids before he went back in

 

[NMBB]

We are a broad church.

Do you prefer the pulpit or the porch?

 

[jmac70]

Do you prefer the pulpit or the porch?

My porch is my pulpit where I give a prayer of thanks to the goodness of beer.

 

[Ctracks]

I think Fly would be in Skipworths ear, but saying, don't do it, i've spoken to Vossy and it's not worth it.

Voss will be done with coaching.

 

[Ctracks]

Remand means you are being held in jail. Guess that is how Carlton supporters must feel.

Hostage/Stockholm syndrome

 

[sideswipe]

You can be on bail for years

JB1975 completed a degree and fathered 3 kids before he went back in

I heard there were 3 separate mums, 2 of whom were also on remand. The other was JB's barrister.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

I heard there were 3 separate mums, 2 of whom were also on remand. The other was JB's barrister.

Rumour was his barrister

Was actually the judge

 

[sideswipe]

Rumour was his barrister

Was actually the judge

Magistrate. JB never made it into the big leagues

 

[lyfsux]

Am I the only one who thinks we should try get Curnow?

You have to remember that if we do he'll be playing for Collingwood so that's about 50 goals, sorry frees
he won't get a year

 

[lyfsux]

For Christs sake don’t text that to the anti social behaviour hotline at Bigfooty

sorry already did

 

[JB1975]

You can be on bail for years

JB1975 completed a degree and fathered 3 kids before he went back in

Still not sure they're all mine, but I'm otherwise proud of my achievements.