Certified Legendary Thread Delusional Pearlers IV

[Old Campaigner]

ve waited patiently for this moment this whole year, I’ve waited for all the picks to be selected. I’ve read West coast and Richmond fans telling me we need to trade our future first round picks and 5 and 6 to trade up to pick 2 and pick 3. I’ve had to endure my f***** club be called injectors and bummers.

WEST COAST AND RICHMOND FANS, HOLD THIS YOU F******* PU$$IESSSSSSSS.

INJECT ROBEY, FARROW AND SHARP INTO MY F***** VEINS. YOU BETTER CALL ASADA ON ME.

To THE REST OF THE F*CKING LEAGUE. WE’RE BACK. YOUVE HAD YOUR 8000 DAYS OF NO FINALS WINS, WE’RE COMING FOR NUMBER 17. WE’RE THE BIGGEST F*CKING CLUB IN THIS COUNTRY AND PUT SOME M’FING RESPECT ON MY CLUBS NAME YOU BUMS.

UNCLE MATTY ROSA AT THE HELM. THIS IS THE BIGGEST SIGNING TO HAPPEN TO OUR CLUB SINCE SHEEDY CAME TO OUR CLUB. YEAH I F***** SAID IT.

ADRIAN DODORO GO F*** YOURSELF AND SUCK YOUR MUM.

TO ALL MY FELLOW BOMBERS FANS. WE ARE ABOUT TO GIVE THE REST OF THESE MINOW CLUBS A REASON TO TRULY HATE ON US, WE’RE F***** BACK.

TO YOU ZACH MERRETT, IF YOU DONT COMMIT YOUR FUTURE TO ESSENDON NOW, GET THE F*** OUT MY CLUB NOS. DONT BOTHER COMING TO THE GROUND. WE ARE GONNA ADD KOBY BEWICK TO THIS TEAM TOO, BRISBANE BE SCARED.

HAWTHORN BE VERY SCARED. NAIRN AND SCHUBERT ARE BUMS. WE’RE FINISHING ABOVE YOU. BE READY SICILY YOU FLOG, AND OH, HOW CAN I FORGET. SAM MITCHELL, YEAH TRY PUT A NEEDLE IN YOUR VEIN NOW. YOU UTTER WASTE MAN.

WE’RE BACK, I HAVENT FELT THIS TYPE OF OPTISM FOR MY CLUB IN YEARS. SEE THE F***** BOMBERS FLY UP!!!

 

[bomberlegend2007]

ve waited patiently for this moment this whole year, I’ve waited for all the picks to be selected. I’ve read West coast and Richmond fans telling me we need to trade our future first round picks and 5 and 6 to trade up to pick 2 and pick 3. I’ve had to endure my f***** club be called injectors and bummers.

WEST COAST AND RICHMOND FANS, HOLD THIS YOU F******* PU$$IESSSSSSSS.

INJECT ROBEY, FARROW AND SHARP INTO MY F***** VEINS. YOU BETTER CALL ASADA ON ME.

To THE REST OF THE F*CKING LEAGUE. WE’RE BACK. YOUVE HAD YOUR 8000 DAYS OF NO FINALS WINS, WE’RE COMING FOR NUMBER 17. WE’RE THE BIGGEST F*CKING CLUB IN THIS COUNTRY AND PUT SOME M’FING RESPECT ON MY CLUBS NAME YOU BUMS.

UNCLE MATTY ROSA AT THE HELM. THIS IS THE BIGGEST SIGNING TO HAPPEN TO OUR CLUB SINCE SHEEDY CAME TO OUR CLUB. YEAH I F***** SAID IT.

ADRIAN DODORO GO F*** YOURSELF AND SUCK YOUR MUM.

TO ALL MY FELLOW BOMBERS FANS. WE ARE ABOUT TO GIVE THE REST OF THESE MINOW CLUBS A REASON TO TRULY HATE ON US, WE’RE F***** BACK.

TO YOU ZACH MERRETT, IF YOU DONT COMMIT YOUR FUTURE TO ESSENDON NOW, GET THE F*** OUT MY CLUB NOS. DONT BOTHER COMING TO THE GROUND. WE ARE GONNA ADD KOBY BEWICK TO THIS TEAM TOO, BRISBANE BE SCARED.

HAWTHORN BE VERY SCARED. NAIRN AND SCHUBERT ARE BUMS. WE’RE FINISHING ABOVE YOU. BE READY SICILY YOU FLOG, AND OH, HOW CAN I FORGET. SAM MITCHELL, YEAH TRY PUT A NEEDLE IN YOUR VEIN NOW. YOU UTTER WASTE MAN.

WE’RE BACK, I HAVENT FELT THIS TYPE OF OPTISM FOR MY CLUB IN YEARS. SEE THE F***** BOMBERS FLY UP!!!

At least you posted this in the right thread.

 

[BOMBERBLITZ]

ve waited patiently for this moment this whole year, I’ve waited for all the picks to be selected. I’ve read West coast and Richmond fans telling me we need to trade our future first round picks and 5 and 6 to trade up to pick 2 and pick 3. I’ve had to endure my f***** club be called injectors and bummers.

WEST COAST AND RICHMOND FANS, HOLD THIS YOU F******* PU$$IESSSSSSSS.

INJECT ROBEY, FARROW AND SHARP INTO MY F***** VEINS. YOU BETTER CALL ASADA ON ME.

To THE REST OF THE F*CKING LEAGUE. WE’RE BACK. YOUVE HAD YOUR 8000 DAYS OF NO FINALS WINS, WE’RE COMING FOR NUMBER 17. WE’RE THE BIGGEST F*CKING CLUB IN THIS COUNTRY AND PUT SOME M’FING RESPECT ON MY CLUBS NAME YOU BUMS.

UNCLE MATTY ROSA AT THE HELM. THIS IS THE BIGGEST SIGNING TO HAPPEN TO OUR CLUB SINCE SHEEDY CAME TO OUR CLUB. YEAH I F***** SAID IT.

ADRIAN DODORO GO F*** YOURSELF AND SUCK YOUR MUM.

TO ALL MY FELLOW BOMBERS FANS. WE ARE ABOUT TO GIVE THE REST OF THESE MINOW CLUBS A REASON TO TRULY HATE ON US, WE’RE F***** BACK.

TO YOU ZACH MERRETT, IF YOU DONT COMMIT YOUR FUTURE TO ESSENDON NOW, GET THE F*** OUT MY CLUB NOS. DONT BOTHER COMING TO THE GROUND. WE ARE GONNA ADD KOBY BEWICK TO THIS TEAM TOO, BRISBANE BE SCARED.

HAWTHORN BE VERY SCARED. NAIRN AND SCHUBERT ARE BUMS. WE’RE FINISHING ABOVE YOU. BE READY SICILY YOU FLOG, AND OH, HOW CAN I FORGET. SAM MITCHELL, YEAH TRY PUT A NEEDLE IN YOUR VEIN NOW. YOU UTTER WASTE MAN.

WE’RE BACK, I HAVENT FELT THIS TYPE OF OPTISM FOR MY CLUB IN YEARS. SEE THE F***** BOMBERS FLY UP!!!

Took the words right out of my mouth!

 

[TheUnicorn]

What an awfully weak draft to have so many picks to improve your list. Robey will get found out in the big time, there's too much hubris/ arrogance in him for a half frwd. Farrow is the pick off the bunch. Sharp? Meh. Just a young mix of parish/ heppel who I don't rate .

Some great stuff over on the Hawks board at the moment!

Richmond’s board is a good read too if you have time

 

[DapperDon]

eagles F2 is basically another 1st next year

Shit like this is why we didn't accept your trade Hawkes

 

[boncer34]

Shit like this is why we didn't accept your trade Hawkes

They dont even have the Eagles 2nd lol

 

[Yoda_]

isn’t that f2 tied to Saints who are going to push the top 6?

 

[bomberlegend2007]

Some great stuff over on the Hawks board at the moment!

Richmond’s board is a good read too if you have time

I find this stuff utterly bizarre.

These kids are 18 or so and we have fat ****s on this site already shitting on them based on the fact they are going to wear different colours to what they support.

It’s fine to have a preference based on what your club needs, but to make shit comments like what you quoted I find just so unbelievably shit.

 

[doug85]

Found this beauty in PM Bangers draft thread.


“How is Zeke Uwland at 6, and Phillipou so low. Lindsay at 16? Look where Greeves is, may as well just say he isn’t getting drafted. I don’t understand how you rank a player? Even Farrow above Taylor makes no sense. They be letting anyone be called draft experts these days.”

I guess it’s hazardous to keep shooting your mouth off

 

[faible]

Guess what club these two are from

Twomey at it again...

Something genuinely needs to be done about this mouth breather's lack of integrity.

Cletus effectively just writes letters to the Essendon members time after time. The latest Weddle story just another.

“Look at what the mighty Bombres are doing” type stuff.

 

[joey_jo_jo]

I see a few comments regarding the Tigs over looking Robey. We dont need another KPF and that is what he will be at AFL level and the Bombers took him to partner with Caddy.

He is expected to grow to 194cms and is a very good forward already. I posted on our board before the draft that we were not taking Robey and the bombers knew it. If we thought he could be a mid at AFL level we would have taken him, the bombers also dont expect him to be.

I am only sharing what I was told day before the draft by someone who would 100% know and so far it has proven to be 100% on the money. It wasnt my opinion and fwiw I wanted Robey, but not when I was told neither the Bombers or Tigers thnk he will make it as a mid. He also lacks the explosive pace of the 2 you mentioned,

EDIT: Robey is very Caddy like up forward IMO.

Tigers supporter on the main board giving a masterclass in copium

 

[Unfazed]

Guess what club these two are from

Twomey doing God's work for us.

 

[Atavistic]

Tigers supporter on the main board giving a masterclass in copium

Because there's never been a 194 cm mid.

What on earth are they going to do with Josh Smillie?

 

[HirdyLannister]

2x Caddys I can live with

 

[Vindicater]

The HawkEs fans are broken.

The Merrett debacle broke them. Their latest cope is that Ward and MacKenzie are going to turn into AA's and Some guy called Mraz is going to be an AA defender.

That is the Ward who did not touch the pill in the second half of the prelim. The MacKenzie who did not even get named in the second half of the season and a Mraz on zero games...

 

[Call Me Cake]

It was madness for us to offer more than a first round pick and maybe a second round with a swap.

Nairn, Schubert, plus next year's 1st pick for Merrett? No thanks.

 

[Call Me Cake]

norf:

You rate Merrett? Are you ok?

Even if he didn't Captain the scum, I don't rate Chip Scabs either.

He's a fraud, good thing for him the trade to Hawks didn't go through, then it wouldn't be up for debate. He wouldn't have improved them much, if at all.

He's basically a Simpkin. A shit truck who looks good because those around him are no good or young.

 

[joey_jo_jo]

norf:

Simpkin doesnt even look good surrounded by shit players. If he wanted to make a soft seagull comparison then maybe sheezel was the better comp? (Im not saying Sheezel is, but thats what all the nuffs/Shock jock media personalities say ....and then North cracks the sads and bans them from their press conferences )

 

[joey_jo_jo]

hopefully this is a master troll, north supporter on main board listing the players on their list that are or will be better than Harley Reid. lock them in for top 4!

Sheezel obviously
McKercher is much better
Wardlaw is close
WCE will soon pay us 3x R1s for former WA State Captain - Hardeman who will probably be better
Curtis is better
Duursma is more talented
LDU is already better

Pretty straight forward I'd have thought.

 

[Yoda_]

norf:

just catching up,

isnt this how Sheezelball was named??

 

[Yoda_]

Went and ventured to another clubs board, purely for a laugh and it didnt disappoint. Going full Jade for a minute and what a ride it is;

Poor choice, wouldn't even make the top 20 in a redraft. Karma of course.

37 players from this draft have played 100 or more games. McGrath is 6th for most games played. No star but a better player than 24 of them imho. That puts him at least 13th and subjective comparable above that.

I reckon we did better with the second last pick in the very same draft, than they did with the first pick

Apprently perennially injured KP monster Mitch Lewis is a much better pick than Andrew McGrath

1

Andrew Mcgrath

Age

27

Ht

180cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.7

5star

K

11.6

4star

HB

11.1

5star

M

1.6

2star

T

6.4

5star

MG

252.9

4star

D

22.7

5star

K

11.6

4star

HB

11.1

5star

M

1.6

2star

T

6.4

5star

MG

252.9

4star

D

22.0

5star

K

11.0

4star

HB

11.0

5star

M

1.2

2star

T

6.4

5star

MG

219.0

4star

. I know we all over rate our own but geez this is a hot as hot take. If Lewis could stay on the park then the conversation could be had but stop being so daft.

He’s a Bog average back pocket but they burnt pick 1 on, and it’s bloody funny that you would even mention the 22 under 22 team which is fan voted.

McGrath made it 4 years in a row, once named as captain. That's no fluke. That is obviously Essendon and the masses rating him.

There's not a single coach in the league that things "oh god we have to lock down on McGrath and/or accept our small forwards will be shut down"

Charlie Cameron

23

Charlie Cameron

Age

31

Ht

180cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

8.4

3star

HB

3.7

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.2

5star

G

1.5

5star

D

9.6

2star

K

7.9

3star

HB

1.7

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.7

3star

G

1.9

5star

D

9.6

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

4.2

4star

M

1.4

2star

T

3.4

5star

G

1.2

4star

has nightmares, thats at least one

Such a Dodoro selection. Love it.

Lucky for all of us Adrian is no longer at the club.

I can't fathom the negligence of not taking 4 firsts.
I am glad they saved us from ourselves
(Same topic)
They said no to 3 firsts...
We said no to four firsts ..

This narrative that picks in the 20's would be worth something is still laughable weeks later.

No funnier that you criticising an opposition player simply because he’s been chosen as their captain for 2026.
Seems petty to me.
I genuinely thought you were better than that.
Apparently I was wrong.
PS: if fans’ opinions are irrelevant, why are you moderating a board which is all about fans opinions?

This was a one off sane supporter of said football club. Called out everyone's favorite imbecile with a moderator tag on it. Couple of other posters jumped on as well to call them out as an idiot

 

[Vindicater]

Went and ventured to another clubs board, purely for a laugh and it didnt disappoint. Going full Jade for a minute and what a ride it is;


37 players from this draft have played 100 or more games. McGrath is 6th for most games played. No star but a better player than 24 of them imho. That puts him at least 13th and subjective comparable above that.


Apprently perennially injured KP monster Mitch Lewis is a much better pick than Andrew McGrath. I know we all over rate our own but geez this is a hot as hot take. If Lewis could stay on the park then the conversation could be had but stop being so daft.


McGrath made it 4 years in a row, once named as captain. That's no fluke. That is obviously Essendon and the masses rating him.


Charlie Cameron has nightmares, thats at least one


Lucky for all of us Adrian is no longer at the club.


This narrative that picks in the 20's would be worth something is still laughable weeks later.



This was a one off sane supporter of said football club. Called out everyone's favorite imbecile with a moderator tag on it. Couple of other posters jumped on as well to call them out as an idiot

That reads like a certain moderator named A B A S I

 

[jannissary]

essendon could be shit for the next 100 years & you’d still have the head****ed masses obsessed with us.

it’s ok to let go, it’s alarming and concerning to be this upset with another club.

 

[Andronicus]

Went and ventured to another clubs board, purely for a laugh

Found this delusional pearler.

Dude, you didn't go there for a laugh. You can't stay away from opposition boards.

 

[ant555]

Went and ventured to another clubs board, purely for a laugh and it didnt disappoint. Going full Jade for a minute and what a ride it is;


37 players from this draft have played 100 or more games. McGrath is 6th for most games played. No star but a better player than 24 of them imho. That puts him at least 13th and subjective comparable above that.


Apprently perennially injured KP monster Mitch Lewis is a much better pick than Andrew McGrath. I know we all over rate our own but geez this is a hot as hot take. If Lewis could stay on the park then the conversation could be had but stop being so daft.


McGrath made it 4 years in a row, once named as captain. That's no fluke. That is obviously Essendon and the masses rating him.


Charlie Cameron has nightmares, thats at least one


Lucky for all of us Adrian is no longer at the club.


This narrative that picks in the 20's would be worth something is still laughable weeks later.



This was a one off sane supporter of said football club. Called out everyone's favorite imbecile with a moderator tag on it. Couple of other posters jumped on as well to call them out as an idiot

You need to find something more constructive to do with your time.