Training 2026 Training Reports

[The Nostradamus]

Will be paying close attention to Becker in particular who I think is the best fit for us as an SSP

Bryne too

 

[backtothedraft]

Am I the only one who's mildly concerned with "track watchers" who love to jump online with every little scratch a player gets in a preseason training session making desperates like us fly into a panic?

I personally think its great that some of the younger aspiring journalists like those from zerohanger are getting out to North training regularly and providing fans with the content that they are interested in. I personally want to know who's training on a different line, who's standing out on track, injuries etc. Alot of established journalists simply publish clubs media releases.

 

[DuckYeah]

Colossus II, will have its own water treatment plant. Literally cooled with recycled Hawthorn colours. Thats a pretty creative approach to the problem.

Doesn’t solve the problem we are going to face in Victoria

 

[DuckYeah]

I'm more hoping our VFL team will improve significantly on the back of McDonald, Darling, Fisher, Corr, Scott, CCJ, and Spargo playing regularly in the twos.

Honestly might win a vfl flag

 

[toepoker]

I personally think its great that some of the younger aspiring journalists like those from zerohanger are getting out to North training regularly and providing fans with the content that they are interested in. I personally want to know who's training on a different line, who's standing out on track, injuries etc. Alot of established journalists simply publish clubs media releases.

Fair. I just like to question my life choices/priorities from time to time

 

[Rod Stroker]

Take your AI horseshit elsewhere.

This post was AI generated

 

[Tiberius]

Track watch: Roos midfielder leaves track with injury concern

Another Kangaroo looks to have picked up an ailment ahead of the new season.

www.zerohanger.com

My understanding is that there are several reasons somebody might point to their groin without it necessarily meaning they are injured...

 

[rickety]

My understanding is that there are several reasons somebody might point to their groin without it necessarily meaning they are injured...

Is that because ultimately, everything is connected to the hip bone?

 

[Rod Stroker]

My understanding is that there are several reasons somebody might point to their groin without it necessarily meaning they are injured...

I get a bit twitchy when the groins of our players get reported on. One time it cost us our captain and CHF.

 

[JGreezy]

I heard that LDU left the track to take a piss the other day.

Does this concern anyone else? What if his lack of bladder control costs us a big game or, god forbid, a final, because he has to leave to piss in the final minutes?

 

[the big lebowski]

I heard that LDU left the track to take a piss the other day.

Does this concern anyone else? What if his lack of bladder control costs us a big game or, god forbid, a final, because he has to leave to piss in the final minutes?

OMG what if he has an enlarged prostate or irritated urethra

 

[Shinboner1]

Will be paying close attention to Becker in particular who I think is the best fit for us as an SSP

Bryne too

I dont think Hugh will be signed.
He's just contracted for another year in the vfl squad

 

[Shinboner1]

I heard that LDU left the track to take a piss the other day.

Does this concern anyone else? What if his lack of bladder control costs us a big game or, god forbid, a final, because he has to leave to piss in the final minutes?

Depends on the colour

 

[gokangas]

I heard that LDU left the track to take a piss the other day.

Does this concern anyone else? What if his lack of bladder control costs us a big game or, god forbid, a final, because he has to leave to piss in the final minutes?

Can confirm this happened - inside source.

 

[roos_tt29]

Match ups are going to be interesting on Friday

No Xerri opens up the ruck. Goad obviously the number 1. CCJ was actually very good in the ruck in the limited minutes he played last week. Hopefully he gets more than half this week. Then Trembath and darling will fill in. Maybe even Dawson if he’s struggling down back again.

Mids might be looking light on in you don’t have Wardlaw, Urq’s and potentially Powell being managed.

Expect FOS to be fulltime mid. Maybe Kerch to have more than a cameo in the guts as well.

I'll be heading down and planning to do a write up to go with the numerous ones we'll likely have on here

 

[roos_fanatic08]

Anyone had eyes on Blamires or Becker yet?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Anyone had eyes on Blamires or Becker yet?

There were in maddiemelb photos earlier in the thread.

 

[ferball]

My understanding is that there are several reasons somebody might point to their groin without it necessarily meaning they are injured...

Paul McDermott likes this.

 

[ferball]

I get a bit twitchy when the groins of our players get reported on. One time it cost us our captain and CHF.

User name checks out.

 

[Disco Dew]

My understanding is that there are several reasons somebody might point to their groin without it necessarily meaning they are injured...

I have it on good authority he was giving it one of these

 

[ExorcismOfArdenStreet]

Later in the session he pointed at his knee, then the football, a pigeon and three other north melbourne players. All were taken off for assessment and have had to be euthanised.

 

[Passmore]

My understanding is that there are several reasons somebody might point to their groin without it necessarily meaning they are injured...

 

[The Nostradamus]

 

[Shinboner1]

Anyone had eyes on Blamires or Becker yet?

They're already more defined than our players

 

[ferball]

Coops looks jacked, Cam looks stoned, Lmac completely missed the ball and Jy's trying to hold his head up?