Certified Legendary Thread The New Carlton Thread: 31st season without a flag for the eternal dickheads

[PiCkLeJuiCe]

Throw in Gibbs, The Kreuz and Mark Murphy as potential saviours also.
Common playbook…

I think Smith is going to be an absolute gem.

I'm glad they lost Curnow and TDK.

 

[Piesinmyeyes]

I think Smith is going to be an absolute gem.

I'm glad they lost Curnow and TDK.

Yeah looks very promising.
Seems a natural footballer

 

[zhoung]

Club History Thread 'Lets try to get the curse lifted'

May 11, 2015

Yeah, it's only football, but I am feeling sick in the guts, not just after today, but including the last decade and a half of utter desolation.

http://newsstore.fairfax.com.au/app...200&sp=0&clsPage=1&docID=news990318_0227_8398

Yorta Yorta elders curse Elliott to `rot and decay'

John Elliott's recent slur that Aborigines were a ``forgotten race" has incurred a traditional curse from two...

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[Horaceg]

Jagga Smith

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Think of the Blues fans. It’s been a while since they had a new saviour. Judd. Cripps. Now young Jagga will take them to the promised land.

P.S. I know I’m mixing up metaphors, but it’s Carlton.

Curnow……cough…cough! Excuse me

 

[Piesinmyeyes]

Curnow……cough…cough! Excuse me

Interesting with Curnow.
Is he gonna wreak havoc on Thurs or go easy on his former flame.
I’m thinking the latter….

 

[WanderingDude]

Interesting with Curnow.
Is he gonna wreak havoc on Thurs or go easy on his former flame.
I’m thinking the latter….

If it’s the old Curnow a big match will be Noshow Curnow. Either way is good. I would prefer Curnow to kick a bag including the winner. The pain caused by that outcome has a nice feel.

 

[Piesinmyeyes]

If it’s the old Curnow a big match will be Noshow Curnow. Either way is good. I would prefer Curnow to kick a bag including the winner. The pain caused by that outcome has a nice feel.

I’d love him to kick 10 and win by 100.
If he kicks the winner after the siren also enjoyable, thou it will show they are competitive.
I think the former will inflict the greater pain.

 

[Gone Critical]

8 yeas for bloke that hasn’t fired a shot because of injury for 3 years now. Moronic decision

Real question does he see more team rebuilds over that 8 years or have more body rebuilds.

I favour team rebuilds.

 

[WanderingDude]

8 yeas for bloke that hasn’t fired a shot because of injury for 3 years now. Moronic decision

Could not agree more. The decision is very Carlton. Moronic. I think your response is a bit light on. 8 yeas ain’t quite enough for a decision this Carlton.

 

[NMBB]

Real question does he see more team rebuilds over that 8 years or have more body rebuilds.

I favour team rebuilds.

I'm favouring a body rebuild camouflaged within a team rebuild - then the cover gets blown and

lo and behold

It's all the same and nothing's changed

Go ahead and make my day..... Blose

 

[JoinDate]

Thanks ChatGPT.

 

[Pistol Night]

 

[Exambolor]

Oh Vossy I don’t think you’ll have a choice

And he contradicts himself here, putting the club first would mean potentially getting a new coach

 

[Pistol Night]

Oh Vossy I don’t think you’ll have a choice

And he contradicts himself here, putting the club first would mean potentially getting a new coach View attachment 2540206

Just a dumb looking **** with no idea really

 

[No SPIN]

Oh Vossy I don’t think you’ll have a choice

And he contradicts himself here, putting the club first would mean potentially getting a new coach View attachment 2540206

Hmm - it could end up being the same thing ie Club first could mean his sacking.

 

[BillyElliott]

Oh Vossy I don’t think you’ll have a choice

And he contradicts himself here, putting the club first would mean potentially getting a new coach View attachment 2540206

It's kind of cute he doesn't see the connection.

 

[Big Bryza]

In fairness to them, we’d all be pretty happy if we’d chalked up pre-season wins over the previous year’s pair of grand finalists.

Hopefully it turns out like 2005, when the Blues won the pre-season cup and then went on to also “win” the wooden spoon in the season proper. Ah, good memories!

Winning pre season games is like dancing with your sister.

 

[Tadpole]

It's kind of cute he doesn't see the connection.

Being around that cesspit so long has probably poisoned and killed whatever brain cells he possessed when he came in.

 

[Pistol Night]

Being around that cesspit so long has probably poisoned and killed whatever brain cells he possessed when he came in.

campaigner makes Tex Walker look like Stephen Hawking

 

[WanderingDude]

Carlton are world champions. Winning the preseason has Carlton’s train overloaded with passengers. I don’t know that they were smart enough to get on the train. I think they were hit by it and landed on top. This could be really good. Really, really good.
Toot toot.

 

[Doc1763]

From the Hun.

Deadline: Carlton fans who booed Tanner Bruhn have very short memories

Carlton worked blue, too

Carlton fans have long memories for the days when their team was good and dinosaurs roamed the earth, but surprisingly poor recall about rape claims against their players.

Deadline had cause to ponder this as Blues supporters booed Geelong on-baller Tanner Bruhn in a pre-season game at Ikon Park last week.

Rape and sexual assault allegations against Bruhn were last year thrown out of court after a key prosecution witness sensationally admitted to lying.

It seems those doing the booing have forgotten some tawdry history from their own club’s past, quite apart from the unsavoury story of the heavyweight tosser sprung doing some indecent exposing in a car parked near a nightclub one night.

Perhaps younger Blues supporters weren’t born around the time that another Blues player was accused of raping a young woman who worked at the Goldfingers strip club in King St.

They probably do not know that a senior figure from their club — its president John Elliott, no less — was later accused of visiting her workplace to shut down the affair.

It has slipped their minds that in a meeting with the Goldfingers owner, Ray Bartlett, the woman was allegedly offered cash to “forget” what had happened and not go to the police.

Modern Blues fans perhaps aren’t familiar with the claim that the message to stay silent was reinforced in a laneway outside the club when the alleged victim was — not altogether coincidentally — confronted by a particular Carlton fan.

His family had a long association with the Blues, not all of it good.

That man, conspicuously carrying a gun, was notorious gangland figure Jason Moran, now deceased, whose alleged threats that day ensured another ugly piece of footy history disappeared. Moran was, of course, grandson of the club’s longtime fixer (and receiver of stolen goods) Leo Brooks, and son of Judy Moran.

Elliott denied the Goldfingers meeting took place but would later admit that the club had paid hush money to women who said they had been r*ped or assaulted by its players.

Carlton, in the spirit of transparency, eventually canned Elliott.

 

[manicpie]

Carlton and Sydney will bash each other up tonight, really looking forward to it

 

[76woodenspooners]

So I ask my Pies brethren. What is your favourite way that Carlton demonstrates it is a club like no other?

Another Carlton idea of a joke …

… “… we’re the team that never lets you down!”

I hum it along myself these days with a smile on my dial and a manic laugh at the end!

 

[Pistol Night]

Carlton and Sydney will bash each other up tonight, really looking forward to it

I hope Sydney ****n smash these brain dead, March morons. ****n idiots have gone full premiership talk after a trial game.






Dickheads

 

[Pistol Night]

Another Carlton idea of a joke …

… “… we’re the team that never let’s you down!”

I hum it along myself these days with a smile on my dial and a manic laugh at the end!

I suppose if you’re always shit you can never have any expectations to be let down. Smart thinking