Banter FOOTY Banter! - Who will be better in 2026? Carlton or Collingwood Part 9

[Art Vandelay_]

Where's Fadge just feast your eyes on this son, Pie supporters jumping off in droves.

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Any figures on Carlton's second half average attendances? Surely sub 10k?

 

[RPCB]

The facts broke your heart?

Loser club

I saw that a Collingwood supporter posted a wall of research in a banter thread and I didn’t bother reading it in full. I imagine it contains way too many spelling errors for my liking.

 

[Worm4]

Yeah, but how about that weak, insipid effort by the captain with 20 seconds left on the clock. Actually, there were plenty of panic moments by the captain during the game. Thought i was watching Lewis Young

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Lewis Young

Age

27

Ht

202cm

Wt

99kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.6

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.6

4star

MG

197.9

3star

D

4.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

1.0

1star

M

3.0

3star

T

0.0

1star

MG

26.0

1star

D

14.4

4star

K

8.2

4star

HB

6.2

4star

M

6.4

5star

T

2.0

4star

MG

181.6

3star

in stripes.

 

[RPCB]

Yeah, but how about that weak, insipid effort by the captain with 20 seconds left on the clock. Actually, there were plenty of panic moments by the captain during the game. Thought i was watching Lewis Young in stripes.

I didn’t watch the game. Did Nick Daicos go in hard on any opponent this week or does he only save that aggression for Collingwood training?

 

[Worm4]

I didn’t watch the game. Did Nick Daicos go in hard on any opponent this week or does he only save that aggression for Collingwood training?

Commentators counting every stat and telling us all about it. Its sickening
I did see him tackle a player, but then came out of it limping, so he stayed clear of that situation for the rest of the game

 

[RPCB]

Commentators counting every stat and telling us all about it. Its sickening
I did see him tackle a player, but then came out of it limping, so he stayed clear of that situation for the rest of the game

So is Nick Daicos. All he cares about is the the Brownlow medal this year

 

[UltraEgo]

And yet I would take another 25 years of crap over being a Collingwood supporter.

that's cos you're a loser

 

[Chronz]

that's cos you're a loser

Him and Wormy having a cope session. Funny!

 

[RPCB]

that's cos you're a loser

Straight to the point. I like it.

 

[South of the Yarra]

Hawks fans panicking this morning. Jumping up and down on the siren like they had won a Premiership. A draw against the Pies with 4 of our most important players missing.
Hawks were exposed last night. No wonder they haven’t won a flag in the modern era.

 

[Fadge]

Are you ready to load up on the Saints at 3 qtr time with the Blues 5 goals in front?

The Blues have been the Saints bunnies for most of the 21st century. They're not getting near St. Kilda.

 

[Robertio]

Hawks fans panicking this morning. Jumping up and down on the siren like they had won a Premiership. A draw against the Pies with 4 of our most important players missing.
Hawks were exposed last night. No wonder they haven’t won a flag in the modern era.

Here we go again choosey with missing players, you nuffies can't make your minds up on this one, be brave and pick one or the other.

 

[Fadge]

Hawks fans panicking this morning. Jumping up and down on the siren like they had won a Premiership. A draw against the Pies with 4 of our most important players missing.
Hawks were exposed last night. No wonder they haven’t won a flag in the modern era.

Not to mention the in game injuries to Perryman, Cameron and Sidey.

Carlton field a team like that, and have a night like that, they'd be lucky to get within 20 goals of the opposition.

 

[jakson68]

Its ok, pies will pass us with those cheap arse $100 memberships theyre flogging right now. Bunch of cheapskates, however , im not suprised considering the "types" they attract

Cheap memberships.
With a high cost of living, look at us giving back to the community.
Not only are we better than Carlton on the field but off it also.

 

[Worm4]

You’re a bottom 3 club, one of the ‘little 3’. You can’t even get over 80,000 to a game. You truly are a nice little local Minnow.

Couldnt get 80k there last night. Poor form from a club with over 100k members. Maybe those early 3 game memberships expired and the centrelink payments havent come through yet for the new $100 membership package. Supporters are as soft as your captain

 

[Worm4]

Here we go again choosey with missing players, you nuffies can't make your minds up on this one, be brave and pick one or the other.

But but but , DePth

 

[Fadge]

But but but , DePth

Yep, the depth got us a draw against one of the best teams on the comp at full strength.

 

[sr36]

Poor old Bluebaggers. Geriatric Pies resting blokes and up against the premiership favourites. This was going to be your day to shine with all those cliff memes.

 

[Pistol Night]

And yet I would take another 25 years of crap over being a Collingwood supporter.

You’re in luck..

 

[Worm4]

A draw against the Pies with 4 of our most important players missing.

So Nick Daicos isnt in the top 4 most important players at Collingwood ?
Huh ? Say that again, please

 

[Pistol Night]

So Nick Daicos isnt in the top 4 most important players at Collingwood ?
Huh ? Say that again, please

4 OF our most important players. Not THE 4 most important players. Get off the bongs Wormy

 

[Robertio]

Yep, the depth got us a draw against one of the best teams on the comp at full strength.

Here we go again, there's no such thing as full strength, you have to rely on depth remember as you told us so.

 

[Fadge]

4 OF our most important players. Not THE 4 most important players. Get off the bongs Wormy

Comprehension is not a strength of theirs.

Watch them use that misunderstood quote now for the next 5 years.

 

[NetworkNerd]

Not to mention the in game injuries to Perryman, Cameron and Sidey.

Carlton field a team like that, and have a night like that, they'd be lucky to get within 20 goals of the opposition.

Your boys played excellent defense and slingshot footy last night. Very efficient!

 

[Fadge]

Here we go again, there's no such thing as full strength, you have to rely on depth remember as you told us so.

Huh?

Of course full strength is a thing, and of course you have to rely on depth.

Your brains have really been fried. But I guess that's bound to happen when you're exposed to the continual rubbish from your football team that you are.