Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 8 - Blues v Saints Sat May 2nd 7:35pm AEST (Marvel)

[RAPPA]

Three words to describe the blues after half time.

Weak.
Arse.
Piss.

I get it, but fixed it for you.

 

[RAPPA]

Fagan would need a huge whiteboard for this lot

Won’t need one when the same phrase, “mentally weak”, applies to them all.

 

[underthestars]

I honestly can’t understand AFL teams. The comp is so unprofessional.

Carlton have been woeful this half. Genuinely pathetic. How can they dish this up?

And the Saints have obviously won easily, but at 3qt they had a massive percentage boost sitting there and they have been so lazy this quarter. We all know percentage frequently decides critical ladder positions, why are they not putting the foot on the gas?

Poor clubs, doing poor things.

Saints have the hardest task in footy next week - playing the suns in darwin. resting up.

 

[hutchy31]

Saints have the hardest task in footy next week - playing the suns in darwin. resting up.

If they finish ninth instead of seventh because they didn’t take the opportunity to go for the jugular here nobody will refer to it. But it was right there for them.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Blues will own it

 

[Hollow Knight]

Blues have Lions at the Gabba next.

Fages just went and bought a fresh pack of whiteboard markers.

 

[Crowbling]

If Michael Voss was the manager of an English premier league team he would’ve been sacked about 47 times by now.

 

[melvilledocker]

Beat me to it

Nah, Tom Mitchell, Matt Priddis and Ollie Wines far worse. In that order.

 

[Hollow Knight]

Fagan would need a huge whiteboard for this lot

 

[Count_Zero]

Good first half from Carlton, dont know what to say about that third quarter but a nice win by the mighty Saints. Bring on Suns, cant wait for the challenge.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

If Michael Voss was the manager of an English premier league team he would’ve been sacked about 47 times by now.

He was probably sacked weeks ago but no one's got the stones to tell him

 

[beside the seaside]

Pretty, pretty good.

 

[Skull Face]

1 effective disposal from Cripps this quarter.

1 from Cerra.

Walsh 4.

They are phoning it in because they don't see the point of busting their arse anymore to win a couple of games, we're not playing finals or contending for premierships anytime soon. They are simply going through the motions waiting for the end of another wasted year.

Walker and Smith are the future, protect smith from burning himself out like the previous generation and finish as low as possible to make walker easier to obtain, no need to get rid of voss just yet we can't be winning too many games and missing the bottom 5

 

[Yellow Feathers]

Carlton are rebuilding

 

[cblues4864]

silvagni good at fisting the ball

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Carlton are rebuilding

Sandcastles.

 

[MarcMaverick]

Snapper is going to be an interesting listening to

 

[Freomaniac]

Big game for our feeder club. The Carlton lads will want to put on a good display to see who we decide to recruit next.

Saints by 30.

Solid guess.

I originally tipped saints to win by 90 points and Patrick Cripps best on ground.

Sorry Saint12 , you have to settle with a 39 point win to the saints and Patrick Cripps best on ground

 

[Freomaniac]

Another dour 16 goal Ross Lyon game for everyone to moan about

Please give him back to us

 

[Toffee Lion]

Carlton will always have that 30 point lead in the Prelim to look back on.

 

[Freomaniac]

McKay is the worst Coleman medallist in living memory.

Only marginally better than his "no strengths" brother.

Ohhhh yes

 

[Freomaniac]

Maybe we're trying something new, give it up earlier and then you can't choke a game you already gifted away

And the funny thing is my theory and view has proven correct. Carlton lay down to every one but puts up a fight vs the dockers lol

 

[St_Pyro]

Okay, there will probably be no carlton supporters here reading this but I would just like to thank them for TDK and SOS
These guys realised they needed to escape so don’t be so hard on them
I actually feel sorry for Crips. Imagine how he would be going now in a decent side. I guess you could say the same thing about Judd.
Cripps has been totally sapped of any real potential, not his fault he was recruited by the cheats

 

[MarcMaverick]

Maybe the Blues need to run through the banner again after halftime

 

[Chuckie357]

Aren’t you supposed to be impartial in the media? J Riewoldt - hold my beer