Autopsy AFL 2026 Rd 9 - Cats v Pies - Sat May 9th 7:35pm (M.C.G.)

[Elixuh]

Pendles performed CPR on that bird, it survived.

The bird will actually be in the guard of honour when Pendles runs on it break the record. Its beak will be painted gold

 

[HereIGoAgain]

We have had 3 A grade father sons in 16 years, our last flag had only one.

Brisbane on the other hand have Ashcroft x2 who they rely on for flags, + fletcher, + massive amounts of academy players, + free agents and trades. It’s just a monster of a leg up.

Also the huge advantage of Brisbanes three peat from the benefits of the Fitzroy merger that gifted them a 3 peat.

I don’t think Brisbanes has actually won a flag on merit without leg ups yet

So unfair.... Talk at the club is that we will forfeit this year to give you a chance at, at least, a competative Grand Final.

 

[Duckimus Prime]

Has Collingwood been pinned for htb even once tonight?

Not sure Ive ever seen that. Impressive cajones by the umps to be that brazen.

Had the umpiring been fair Cats by 70.

So the Cats robbed of 2 goals?

Seeing all these seagulls….If you’re a terrible team and trying to get an edge and make it difficult for the oppo, is the play to send all players and staff out pregame with bird seed and just scatter it everywhere. Imagine how hard it’d be to play if there were 5000 seagulls on the ground going mental

It looks like there's a lot more seagulls than there actually are, because Nick Daicos is really big.

 

[PhatBoy]

Ablett, Hawkins, Scarlett...

They only actually played together in one flag, just to nitpick a little

 

[Bunnings]

We have had 3 A grade father sons in 16 years, our last flag had only one.

Brisbane on the other hand have Ashcroft x2 who they rely on for flags, + fletcher, + massive amounts of academy players, + free agents and trades. It’s just a monster of a leg up.

Also the huge advantage of Brisbanes three peat from the benefits of the Fitzroy merger that gifted them a 3 peat.

I don’t think Brisbanes has actually won a flag on merit without leg ups yet

Mythbusted

 

[Duckimus Prime]

We have had 3 A grade father sons in 16 years, our last flag had only one.

Brisbane on the other hand have Ashcroft x2 who they rely on for flags, + fletcher, + massive amounts of academy players, + free agents and trades. It’s just a monster of a leg up.

Also the huge advantage of Brisbanes three peat from the benefits of the Fitzroy merger that gifted them a 3 peat.

I don’t think Brisbanes has actually won a flag on merit without leg ups yet

Lets just ignore that Geelong were able to select their father-son players with third round picks, so they could still select players in the top 10. Brisbane didn't even manage to get other highly rated players in the draft while selecting their father-sons.

And now Geelong is out there saying other clubs shouldn't have easy access to father-sons.

 

[beerbandit]

Ringing the ATO on Monday, need a second opinion into Geelongs books.

 

[PerthBoy86]

Just Collingwood games or every game ?

This game in particular seemed bad. But weren't that many htb calls overall.

 

[TheEscapeClub]

Then you have no idea about the game. Refs ?? Are you 12 or a yank

Or from a rugby league state or basketball fan. Does it matter? You obviously understood what he meant.

 

[TheEscapeClub]

Neither Collingwood nor Geelong are getting near Brisbane

When it counts, no one is unless there's a coaching masterplan for a game.

 

[Cyclops]

Or from a rugby league state or basketball fan. Does it matter? You obviously understood what he meant.

Gets annoying when neutrals stink up our gameday thread.

Im perfectly capable of stinking it up by myself.

 

[Jason JC]

Who was that poster bagging Dangerfield? Did pretty well tonight for an old bloke who's past it.

 

[Elixuh]

Ringing the ATO on Monday, need a second opinion into Geelongs books.

Just don’t give them your real name. They share info with Centrelink. Don’t want them to catch onto the fact that you’re not going to those job interviews.

 

[TheEscapeClub]

Jed Bews erasure

Oh L'Amour

 

[HereIGoAgain]

Neale has come on well recently, Smith and especially Holmes have both tidied up disposals. Amazing that they dont run a true ruck in these times. They are going to be a real problem at the pointy end of the season. Nearly left out Mullins, close to one of their most important players, and underrated.

 

[windyhill]

Games record is proving a distraction. Rest him, manage him, rest him, play him. It’s been staged managed to the hilt.
Save him for the easy w.coast kill.
Arrogance personified.

 

[kickazz]

For the most part that was a shit game with very cynical coaching

 

[TheEscapeClub]

Did you have a bad player tonight?

Scott knows how to get his boys up, pretty good effort tactically. When we organised a run they kept the pressure on.

Bowes was actually horrible.

 

[geelong_crazy26]

Lets just ignore that Geelong were able to select their father-son players with third round picks, so they could still select players in the top 10. Brisbane didn't even manage to get other highly rated players in the draft while selecting their father-sons.

And now Geelong is out there saying other clubs shouldn't have easy access to father-sons.

Since you want to throw this one around, tell me how many of the 3 father sons in 16 years which is laughable at how much people carry on about it.. and ablett wasn’t even there in 2011 so make it two in 11 and only one in 22, but besides that.. back to my question.. how many of those 3 father sons were highly rated juniors and what round would they have gone?? Will give you a guess.

Hint as I assume you have no clue, it’s very different to the no1 pick ashcrofts and top ten fletcher

 

[HereIGoAgain]

Since you want to throw this one around, tell me how many of the 3 father sons in 16 years which is laughable at how much people carry on about it.. and ablett wasn’t even there in 2011 so make it two in 11 and only one in 22, but besides that.. back to my question.. how many of those 3 father sons were highly rated juniors and what round would they have gone?? Will give you a guess.

Hint as I assume you have no clue, it’s very different to the no1 pick ashcrofts and top ten fletcher

Dude, are you flooding the zone?

 

[beerbandit]

Just don’t give them your real name. They share info with Centrelink. Don’t want them to catch onto the fact that you’re not going to those job interviews.

They’ll never catch me

 

[Munich]

Ringing the ATO on Monday, need a second opinion into Geelongs books.

ATO

 

[PWRade]

Since you want to throw this one around, tell me how many of the 3 father sons in 16 years which is laughable at how much people carry on about it.. and ablett wasn’t even there in 2011 so make it two in 11 and only one in 22, but besides that.. back to my question.. how many of those 3 father sons were highly rated juniors and what round would they have gone?? Will give you a guess.

Hint as I assume you have no clue, it’s very different to the no1 pick ashcrofts and top ten fletcher

Does Nathan Ablett mean nothing to you Cats fans?

 

[STPer18]

How good for Tom Stewart to get a 10 goal win in game 200. Done it all in such a short time.

 

[Yellow Feathers]

What is the plan for Collingwood’s list? Start the no man’s land thread.