Roast 2014 Comical commentary thread

[grumbleguts]

Is it just me, or does almost everything that Bruce say have erotic undertones?

He said "Geelong are coming HAARD..." (or to that effect) a number of times last night. It is really beginning to revolt me.

Spanger is such a good looking athlete!
Player x has a nice leg
It's high, It's long, and because it's buddy it's always handsome
"I wish he kicked it (Johnson), not because I want the cats to win but because I LOVE him
Luke Shuey.... Cute
'Wouldn't you love to be getting tackled by Judd?'
'He flew in the side there just like a butterfly'
Isnt that the best behind you've ever seen?
Delicious
That was tasy! (referring to Cyril)
"Stiffy" in reference to Johncock

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

Is it just me, or does almost everything that Bruce say have erotic undertones?

He said "Geelong are coming HAARD..." (or to that effect) a number of times last night. It is really beginning to revolt me.

Last week in our match against Geelong, Hodge and Spangher tackled a Cats player and he said something like, "Imagine being tackled by those two rough blokes!", and I couldn't help thinking he was in fact imagining exactly that

 

[specq]

As the commentary team was waxing rhapsodic about the enormous fist away by Aaron Sandilands, Luke Darcy came up with the perfect simile to immortalize the moment:

He was like a Giant, punching a...a...small object

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Darcy questioning Chelsea Rofl and her decision on the touched ball on the line.

Such misogyny

 

[Atch]

BT clearly had a fiddy on Freo

 

[BobHawk]

Geez that was funny. Basil and the other nuffies making fun of a journo because he has long hair and a beard. Apparently, if your eyes aren't popping out of your head, a chesty bond jaw and wear a tie you're a target for a laugh.

 

[crazywildhorse]

So I am rewatching the last 1/4 of the port match. When Smith kicked his goal, BT said, "he lets it all hang out, and he just milked a beautiful big time goal". I found that very weird.

 

[Thrillhouse1985]

Ling made comment when interviewing Langers after the game that he's had an 'unbelievable first year in the league' or words to that effect. Goes to show that if it's not a Cats game, he can't be stuffed with much research.

 

[marklar]

What was with Bruce's stupid stats during the grannie? Apparently McEvoy was the 20th ex-st kilda player to something something.

He missed the most important stat of all, Jesus Spangher is still undefeated as a Hawk at the 'G.

 

[Gunstall555]

We have spent all year roasting these guys - but I got goosebumps as Bruce said (refer to my sig)

 

[rjslcM]

Who was Bruce talking about when he said "no, if it is was Cyril then I'd say delicious but that was fantastic" or something along those lines...? I just laughed and shook my head.

 

[heh]

Who was Bruce talking about when he said "no, if it is was Cyril then I'd say delicious but that was fantastic" or something along those lines...? I just laughed and shook my head.

Burger?

Edit: think it was his first goal on the boundary

 

[heh]

Am watching the couch, I think I am getting too much enjoyment out of Healys sooking

 

[grumbleguts]

Burger?

Edit: think it was his first goal on the boundary

Yes it was Silk and it was his first goal.