Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread - PART II

[cats_09]

Copped it down here about 7 am. Supposed to be more coming late afternoon and tonight.

Had 2 decent storms this morning - similar with the 7am and then again at about 9:30

 

[Shell]

All i wanna do is open up all the windows and watch a storm.

Got donuts this far

 

[Spazz Cat]

Think I got a bit scammed with this job thing tomorrow. They keep asking me about my NDD experience and need my truck licence before tomorrow.
Think they just need a NDD operator and just using the surveying thing to get someone.

 

[Spazz Cat]

All i wanna do is open up all the windows and watch a storm.

Got donuts this far

I just want to keep this weather exactly how it is right now forever.

 

[OzeSparky]

Think I got a bit scammed with this job thing tomorrow. They keep asking me about my NDD experience and need my truck licence before tomorrow.
Think they just need a NDD operator and just using the surveying thing to get someone.

Is that a one of those jetting water and vacuum setups?

 

[Spazz Cat]

Is that a one of those jetting water and vacuum setups?

Yeah. Its just digging holes with water. Pretty much it.

 

[OzeSparky]

Yeah. Its just digging holes with water. Pretty much it.

Never knew it was called that. Looks like it would be fun to do though.

 

[rocker_oz33]

All i wanna do is open up all the windows and watch a storm.

Got donuts this far

Eating .
While watching de strom.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Never knew it was called that. Looks like it would be fun to do though.

Haha. Nah. Its not. Maybe for the first 2 minutes you ever do it.
Everything clogs up, and your always fixing shit and its all heavy.
Then when you think you've finished work you gotta go dump it all and spend 45 mins cleaning the truck.
I don't like it that much.

 

[OzeSparky]

Haha. Nah. Its not. Maybe for the first 2 minutes you ever do it.
Everything clogs up, and your always fixing sh*t and its all heavy.
Then when you think you've finished work you gotta go dump it all and spend 45 mins cleaning the truck.
I don't like it that much.

Cant you just dump the slurry on a enemies front lawn.
Finish off the day on a high.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Cant you just dump the slurry on a enemies front lawn.
Finish off the day on a high.

That would make me happy.

 

[OzeSparky]

That would make me happy.

Then if they come out abusing you, you squirt them with the high pressure gun.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Then if they come out abusing you, you squirt them with the high pressure gun.

Hell yeah! I'd feel like the Victoria Police.

 

[cats_09]

 

[Shell]

God i hate Scottish people

 

[OzeSparky]

Hell yeah! I'd feel like the Victoria Police.

Look
I’ll be honest I’m surprised your working.

sounded like you were making a killing off the crypto.

 

[Shell]

I also hate bagpipes

 

[Spazz Cat]

Look
I’ll be honest I’m surprised your working.

sounded like you were making a killing off the crypto.

Man i sold my shib last night. I can't believe it.
Crypto is my hopefully house money, or if things go pear hopefully America money.
I'll always have to work unfortunately.

 

[Shell]

And headaches

 

[Shell]

That could be a good thread- things you hate and would make go away if you could, no questions asked.

I'd go:
Headaches
Bagpipes
Cancer
Covid
Rugby League
Partridge
Kmart Hacks
Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

49

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

.
ScoMo


What would your list be?

 

[OzeSparky]

That could be a good thread- things you hate and would make go away if you could, no questions asked.

I'd go:
Headaches
Bagpipes
Cancer
Covid
Rugby League
Partridge
Kmart Hacks
Chris Scott.
ScoMo


What would your list be?

FWit apprentices that think they are shit hot, and run into sign posts in work vans.

 

[Shell]

FWit apprentices that think they are sh*t hot, and run into sign posts in work vans.

So... you just need ppl to be well trained and know everything immediately.


Ok, that can work in this hypothetical situation here.

 

[OzeSparky]

So... you just need ppl to be well trained and know everything immediately.


Ok, that can work in this hypothetical situation here.

I just need ppl that can drive.
Losing your licence twice in 18 months and crashing a van is not a great record.
Im a very patient man, but it’s starting to wear thin with him.

 

[Spazz Cat]

That could be a good thread- things you hate and would make go away if you could, no questions asked.

I'd go:
Headaches
Bagpipes
Cancer
Covid
Rugby League
Partridge
Kmart Hacks
Chris Scott.
ScoMo


What would your list be?

Dan Andrews
Hashtags
Dominos
That Fitzy campaigner with the thing on his head
His wife
Inspirational quotes
Gold 104

 

[Shell]

Yeah add
-twitter and
-insta
-tiktok

All can gagfd.

Facebook can stay tho, its good to remain in touch with mates overseas with it