Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread - PART II

[Spazz Cat]

Boomers that pretend they used to like classic cars and push up the prices of everything

 

[Shell]

People who get billiard tables and never use them
I want one

 

[Spazz Cat]

Boomers that pretend they like Harley's and buy a Harley

 

[Shell]

Boomers who wont die

 

[Spazz Cat]

"Socialists" that enjoy negative gearing

 

[Spazz Cat]

Socialists on the dole

 

[Spazz Cat]

People who want to cancel anything

 

[Spazz Cat]

Kids who f**k around and take ages to get to the car when I've been here for 25 mins

 

[Spazz Cat]

People who post something on Facebook and say "don't worry, I was social distancing of course"
Noone gives a f**k

 

[Spazz Cat]

School mums who tart up for 2 hours just to pick their kids up from school

 

[Shell]

K thats enough i think Spaz man

 

[Shell]

People who want to cancel anything

Um

 

[Spazz Cat]

Um

Oh yeah

 

[Spazz Cat]

Umm hypocrites. I forgot them.

 

[Spazz Cat]

K thats enough i think Spaz man

Yep

 

[cats_09]

Wouldn't take long for this to annoy me

 

[Shell]

Yeah **** that house

 

[Kram]

Wouldn't take long for this to annoy me

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Would probably give me a nervous breakdown.

 

[cats_09]

Would probably give me a nervous breakdown.

I'm trying to work out if if would be easier to move the stove or the rangehood - or probably better to just demolish the whole house and start again

 

[Spazz Cat]

Storms here

 

[Kram]

School mums who tart up for 2 hours just to pick their kids up from school

What if they are playing metal in the SUV.

 

[Spazz Cat]

What if they are playing metal in the SUV.

Yeah maybe. But they wouldn't. They'd have a job like any upstanding metal person.

 

[Shell]

Surely easier to move the rangehood.

Just gotta deal with the cupboards rather than cupboards + a bench top

 

[cats_09]

Didn't read the article but did laugh at the headline

 

[Shell]

You know what shits me. My bedroom.

Its like my bed is not dead centre in the room- but there really is no proper "centre" cause my wardrobe is a wardrobe + desk built in one.


If that makes sense. Anyway it shits me.