Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread - PART II

[Down at K Park]

Preety big motor. 7millionNM of torque might do the job for towing the trailerView attachment 1283425

I love stuff like that. I've seen guys walking in the crankcase and it's as high as they are.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Not that i know it for sure, but it seems like it's one of the cleanest beaches.

Waters always lovely in that area.

It is! Its really nice and clear

 

[Down at K Park]

Opposed to Altona where one time I remember a pad floating by us.

I've never ran out of the water so fast as I did that day

There has to be a shark week joke in there somewhere

 

[Shell]

There has to be a shark week joke in there somewhere

 

[Spazz Cat]

Opposed to Altona where one time I remember a pad floating by us.

I've never ran out of the water so fast as I did that day

At least it would of absorbed some of the pollution if it was a maxi pad.

 

[Shell]

At least that day I refused to put my head under the water, whereas my bf at the time, did.

 

[Spazz Cat]

There has to be a shark week joke in there somewhere

Ahhh i can't believe I missed it

 

[Shell]

The kicker in all this- was the ****ing beach reports. We checked it before we left and Altona was noted as "good"

Yeah good my ass, the ppl came out the next day and said all the beach reports were wrong the day before.

 

[Down at K Park]

The kicker in all this- was the ******* beach reports. We checked it before we left and Altona was noted as "good"

Yeah good my ass, the ppl came out the next day and said all the beach reports were wrong the day before.

What, no clear water with the occasional floating pad forecast?

 

[Shell]

Whats this server error bullshit that keeps popping up

 

[Spazz Cat]

The kicker in all this- was the ******* beach reports. We checked it before we left and Altona was noted as "good"

Yeah good my ass, the ppl came out the next day and said all the beach reports were wrong the day before.

Ahhh Jane Bunn strikes again ay. She told you is wasn't gonna be a heavy day

 

[Spazz Cat]

More trivia and fun facts:
I see a fair few syringes when I'm working, especially if I'm near the Richmond area.
And I always wondered why I'd see tampons everywhere.
Turns out that's what they use for cotton if they don't have any cotton.

 

[Shell]

So whose this cricketer who resigned?

 

[Shell]

Lol sexting. Sif cricketers have sex lives.


/except Warney

 

[Spazz Cat]

Dunno

 

[Shell]

Said it was the test captain.

Never heard of him

 

[Spazz Cat]

Said it was the test captain.

Never heard of him

Michael Clark?

 

[Spazz Cat]

Michael Clark?

Not Clark. I'm a dickhead. The other guy

 

[Shell]

Michael Clark?

I think he retired

 

[Shell]

4pm news is leading with it. I'll know more in about 5 minutes..

 

[Spazz Cat]

I think he retired

Yeah I know. I was thinking of Steve Smith cause he is also blonde.
But then I remembered he got sacked as captain

 

[Spazz Cat]

Wicket keeper. That's the captain

 

[Spazz Cat]

F**k it. I'll just google it.

 

[Shell]

News is starting here... i got it on.

Tipping Point was exciting, she won the 10k

 

[Spazz Cat]

Tim Paine. Sexted someone 4 years ago.
Why does anyone give a shit?