Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread - PART II

[cats_09]

I would have to fight the urge to beat that fiberglass flamingo with a baseball bat... "NO I AM NOT PREY, YOU PINK BASTID!!!"

Best avoid Tampa airport then

 

[Braklet]

Best avoid Tampa airport then

I'd end up posted on BF with the tagline "Florida Man..." (seriously, they're all crazy in Florida, check it out. Bath salts, eating faces, etc.)

 

[Shell]

Dont yall dare diss Florida

 

[Shell]

Boca, WPB, FL, the Keys and Orlando. Back the **** off its awesome

 

[Braklet]

Boca, WPB, FL, the Keys and Orlando. Back the fu** off its awesome

At least the Florida dogs are cool...

Florida Man Tries to Shoot Puppy, Puppy Shoots Him Instead

Jerry Allen Bradford, 37, of Pensacola, Fla., decided to shoot his seven puppies in their heads because he cou... <a class="g1-link g1-link-more" href="https://floridaman.com/florida-man-tries-shoot-puppy-puppy-shoots-instead/">More</a>

floridaman.com

 

[Braklet]

Boca, WPB, FL, the Keys and Orlando. Back the fu** off its awesome

Lynyrd Skynyrd and The Outlaws are the best things that ever came from Florida...

 

[Shell]

Right

 

[Braklet]

Boca, WPB, FL, the Keys and Orlando. Back the fu** off its awesome

People in Florida know how to handle their plumbing...

Florida Man Fires Gun inside Home, Shatters Toilet

[ST. PETERSBURG] - A Florida Man shattered a toilet after playing with a gun that discharged and nearly hit his roommate, according to an affidavit. “Hell yes, that could have hurt me," the roommate told Police.

floridaman.com

 

[Braklet]

I'd end up posted on BF with the tagline "Florida Man..." (seriously, they're all crazy in Florida, check it out. Bath salts, eating faces, etc.)

Face-Eating Attack Possibly Prompted by 'Bath Salts,' Authorities Suspect

Miami police investigating what could have possibly led a 31-year-old to rip off his clothes and viciously gnaw at the face of another man on a busy highway in broad daylight have turned their attention to a new extremely dangerous street drug known as bath salts.

abcnews.go.com

 

[Shell]

Im literally not clicking any of those links but cool as

 

[Braklet]

Im literally not clicking any of those links but cool as

Nothing obscene or gory in any of those links, totally safe. Except for, you know, Florida.

 

[Shell]

Im not not clicking on them cause im scared...

 

[Shell]

I generally cgaf when ppl post links. Or videos

 

[Braklet]

I generally cgaf when ppl post links. Or videos

I get it, I usually do the same. Content needs to be right in front of my nose to care.

But... Florida.

Skynyrd and the Outlaws still kick ass, seriously.

 

[Kram]

What about embedded twitter links ha.

 

[Shell]

Yeah **** twitter and insta.

No offense to anyone itt

 

[Shell]

I get it, I usually do the same. Content needs to be right in front of my nose to care.

But... Florida.

Skynyrd and the Outlaws still kick ass, seriously.

Well i lived/worked/played in Boca for three months, was one of my best experiences ever in the States.

 

[Shell]

Altho.. having said that i never really had a bad experience...

Ive been pretty lucky when traveling overseas tbh. The worst was getting sick for a week during Italy and a few delayed planes here and there.

 

[Braklet]

Well i lived/worked/played in Boca for three months, was one of my best experiences ever in the States.

Nah, not trying to knock your good times in Florida, glad you had a good time in the US.

But Florida wackiness has kinda turned into a joke in the States. Florida just has an endless supply of nutty behavior.

 

[Braklet]

Altho.. having said that i never really had a bad experience...

Ive been pretty lucky when traveling overseas tbh. The worst was getting sick for a week during Italy and a few delayed planes here and there.

Same, I got sick in Germany once, but a day recovering in the hotel room, watching TV which I could only understand every 5th word, was enough.

 

[Shell]

Nah, not trying to knock your good times in Florida, glad you had a good time in the US.

But Florida wackiness has kinda turned into a joke in the States. Florida just has an endless supply of nutty behavior.

I know. Just a bit of banter

 

[Shell]

Same, I got sick in Germany once, but a day recovering in the hotel room, watching TV which I could only understand every 5th word, was enough.

I was in Santorini on my own for 8 days. Oooomg how i missed English TV- all i had to watch every night was 2 eps of Two and a Half men at 8pm.

I was that desperate i actually watched it

 

[Braklet]

I was in Santorini on my own for 8 days. Oooomg how i missed English TV- all i had to watch every night was 2 eps of Two and a Half men at 8pm.

I was that desperate i actually watched it

Oh I get it. I try to be all cosmopolitan but the most fun I've ever had overseas was in England. A total blast, my colleagues asked me why, I said "well it's a lot of fun because it's not in the States, but you still speak English, totally awesome!"

I plan to make it to Australia one of these days too, you're now on my bucket list. I hope we can struggle around each others' accents.

I have this mental image that you all live in Mad Max World...

"I am the Nightrider! I am the chosen one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy! I'm hotter than a rollin' dice. Step right up, chum, and watch the kid lay down a rubber road, right to FREEDOM!"

 

[Shell]

Ive never seen Mad Max i have nfi what youre talking about tbh lol

 

[cats_09]