Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Shell]

That's bad

Feels like a dad joke to their teenage daughter

Ew i sincerely hope not

 

[Spazz Cat]

That's bad

Feels like a dad joke to their teenage daughter

I dunno. I saw Shelly beach. How many betterjokes could their be about shells

 

[Spazz Cat]

K that's a better one

Well the score is
YPO:50 points
Shell: minus780 points

 

[you pick one]

Well the score is
YPO:50 points
Shell: minus780 points

Nice deflection to try and put me in her bad book.I'm not playing anymore.

 

[Shell]

Well the score is
YPO:50 points
Shell: minus780 points

Idk why you are tallying any points you're still fired

 

[Spazz Cat]

Idk why you are tallying any points you're still fired

You sure you don't wanna do one more?You don't wanna get one back on YPO?
He said you suck and he's the King

 

[Shell]

You sure? You don't wanna get one back on YPO?
He said you suck and he's the King

No ive taken my anger management and therapy seshs recently. Chillin

 

[Shell]

And of course i suck. Der.

Any good woman does

 

[Spazz Cat]

And of course i suck. Der.

Any good woman does

Oh well. You got me there

 

[Shell]

My Cousin Vinnys on tonight

 

[Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever]

Just finished watching TAR. It’s not too bad this season but that’s just based on my opinion.

 

[Spazz Cat]

My Cousin Vinnys on tonight

Good movie. Not gonna watch it but is good

 

[Shell]

Good movie. Not gonna watch it but is good

Same ive got it on DVD. absolute classic

 

[Shell]

Just finished watching TAR. It’s not too bad this season but that’s just based on my opinion.

Imho its timing for me. MAFS is coming up.. thatll still be going. Im gonna have to catch up. Meh. Cbfd

 

[rocker_oz33]

So there's a doggie beach pretty much over road where I'm staying.

Woof seen 3labs today.

My boyz won't like all these new dog smells on me.

 

[Catsnlakers]

Tour of South Africa doneski, kinda gutted because we were heading back to the scene of the crime & I’m sure we really wanted to smash them Proteas.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Tour of South Africa doneski, kinda gutted because we were heading back to the scene of the crime & I’m sure we really wanted to smash them Proteas.

I doubt Aussie would smash them.

They not that crap.

 

[Catsnlakers]

I doubt Aussie would smash them.

They not that crap.

I agree, but I’m certain we would be amped up like it was an Ashes series after last time, it would of been good viewing.

 

[rocker_oz33]

But out of all the countries SA is much like Australia with vegetarian etc.

I meet Rudi the ex ump he was a FUUU cracker.
I had a few beers with him.
Good bloke.

 

[Catsnlakers]

Old slow finger Koertzen was a good umpire.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Loved a beer aswell.

 

[Down at K Park]

Tour of South Africa doneski, kinda gutted because we were heading back to the scene of the crime & I’m sure we really wanted to smash them Proteas.

With all the covid protocols in place, like india did here, it’s kind of a bit soft pulling out of the tour isn’t it?

How bad is the situation in south africa?

 

[rocker_oz33]

Aussies were soft AF.

 

[cats_09]

With all the covid protocols in place, like india did here, it’s kind of a bit soft pulling out of the tour isn’t it?

How bad is the situation in south africa?

It's not good

The 2 Feb update is: 2,649 new cases and 547 new deaths
1 Feb: 2,548 new cases and 235 new deaths
31 Jan: 4,525 new cases and 213 new deaths
30 Jan: 5,297 new cases and 318 new deaths
29 Jan: 6,141 new cases and 528 new deaths
28 Jan: 7,150 new cases and 555 new deaths
27 Jan: 7,070 new cases and 753 new deaths

They had a post Christmas/New Year spike, and while the numbers are dropping, I'm not sure that cricket should actually be a focus for them at the moment

 

[Down at K Park]

It's not good

The 2 Feb update is: 2,649 new cases and 547 new deaths
1 Feb: 2,548 new cases and 235 new deaths
31 Jan: 4,525 new cases and 213 new deaths
30 Jan: 5,297 new cases and 318 new deaths
29 Jan: 6,141 new cases and 528 new deaths
28 Jan: 7,150 new cases and 555 new deaths
27 Jan: 7,070 new cases and 753 new deaths

They had a post Christmas/New Year spike, and while the numbers are dropping, I'm not sure that cricket should actually be a focus for them at the moment

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Probably fair enough then. I know the players wanted to go.