Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Shell]

Is anyone working today? Ive been staring at a virtually empty inbox all week..

I dont have a job!


Im about to go shops. Ill bbl guys.

PS. Tennis starts 12.30pm today

 

[Spazz Cat]

Never had a cat but if you are looking for a good pet a greyhound is a great pet

They are beautiful! So sensitive.
When we got our last dog there was 2 greyhounds at the pound.
And we wanted one, but if you separated them one of them would start vomiting.
But we couldn’t get 2 dogs.

 

[Jimmy Willis Jawline]

I want the tabby please.

Send him my way

The tabby might just be my soulmate. He gets away with absolutely everything. His name is Ping Ping. Crazy ginger is Mr Molly

 

[cats_09]

Never had a cat but if you are looking for a good pet a greyhound is a great pet

My cousin got a greyhound about 18months ago I guess now - Honey is a rescue one in that she wasn't going to be a racing dog, and she has a shoulder(?) issue which one day will most likely require her to have an amputation but so far she's going ok

Just a beautiful dog

 

[Shell]

The tabby might just be my soulmate. He gets away with absolutely everything. His name is Ping Ping. Crazy ginger is Mr Molly

Tiger was my soulmate too.

He was a nutter. So crazy and loveable

 

[Shell]

The tabby might just be my soulmate. He gets away with absolutely everything. His name is Ping Ping. Crazy ginger is Mr Molly

Ill post pics when i get home.

Cyas

 

[Spazz Cat]

Gee. Thanks Spazz.

I guess my joke about Sandy being Hitlers cat just does not work.

Jokes need to be historically acurate or i get snippy

 

[Drunkcat]

They are beautiful! So sensitive.
When we got our last dog there was 2 greyhounds at the pound.
And we wanted one, but if you separated them one of them would start vomiting.
But we couldn’t get 2 dogs.

They are so like that i got one 4 years ago still have not heard her bark yet lol and never leave your side

 

[Jimmy Willis Jawline]

Jokes need to be historically acurate or i get snippy

I think thats what Henry VIII used to say...

 

[Spazz Cat]

I think thats what Henry VIII used to say...

Hahahahaha

 

[Spazz Cat]

Or what was her name? Lerraine Bobbit?

 

[Drunkcat]

Greyhounds are great for kids i walk mine for 30 mins everyday then they sleep all day

 

[Spazz Cat]

Anyone seen over at the airport.
I know gold standard is a bit much to ask but surely they can do better than bloody garbage bags lol

 

[Spazz Cat]

At least make them clear garbage bags

 

[Spazz Cat]

Greyhounds are great for kids i walk mine for 30 mins everyday then they sleep all day

I don't understand why more people don't get them. You can have them inside. And they just chill out.

 

[Jimmy Willis Jawline]

At least make them clear garbage bags

I was thinking that, but maybe they dont want to be the face of infected travellers. Seemed to get on the bus okay?

 

[Drunkcat]

I don't understand why more people don't get them. You can have them inside. And they just chill out.

Yeah and you can have them in a flat or a unit as they are like a cat they sleep all day as long as they get 30 mins of exercise

 

[Spazz Cat]

I was thinking that, but maybe they dont want to be the face of infected travellers. Seemed to get on the bus okay?

True. Maybe they put some eye holes in there.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Or maybe they're just really ugly

 

[Drunkcat]

Anyone seen over at the airport.
I know gold standard is a bit much to ask but surely they can do better than bloody garbage bags lol

The way Dan the man has done things it makes sense lol

 

[Jimmy Willis Jawline]

Or maybe they're just really ugly

Good point.....
Where do you think they got the bags? Asking for a friend...

 

[Spazz Cat]

Good point.....
Where do you think they got the bags? Asking for a friend...

Not sure. I just buy the paper ones and put a picture of David Hasselhoff on them

 

[Jimmy Willis Jawline]

‘It’s absurd’: Tennis match goes viral as players come under attack from birds

The match was halted numerous times with one star even forced to take matters into her own hands.

7news.com.au

 

[Spazz Cat]

The way Dan the man has done things it makes sense lol

There's a whole team of scientists working on this shit. And they go Ahh f**k it! Wollies is open, just run down and buy some binliners

 

[Drunkcat]

There's a whole team of scientists working on this sh*t. And they go Ahh f**k it! Wollies is open, just run down and buy some binliners

That's it now one will be watching lol