Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[cats_09]

 

[Shell]

Morning

 

[Spazz Cat]

Morning

Yo

 

[Spazz Cat]

Happy Easter BTW. Hope you all celebrate the traditional way by invoking Ostara and performing sex rituals.

 

[Cataholic]

Happy Easter BTW. Hope you all celebrate the traditional way by invoking Ostara and performing sex rituals.

Performing what??

I don't know what Ostara is either......

 

[Spazz Cat]

Performing what??

I don't know what Ostara is either......

Gotta do it. It's what Easter is all about.

 

[Partridge]

Ewwwwwww yuck.
Posh lady in nice suburb criticises politician for caring about the economy.
The party that in NSW handles the most international arrivals and has barely had a problem.
Then goes on to praise government who presided over the most deaths in the country.
And ruined the economy.
FMD.

And somehow gets praised for it at the same time.

To those who are not in favour of politicans caring about the economy, how do you pay your rent or mortgages? From your job or with hugs and feelings?

 

[Partridge]

It's almost like he's thinking "Oh no, a woman's talking to me. What should I do? I know, I won't look at her and hope she goes away."

Yes of course. That must be it.

People have lost their minds.

 

[Partridge]

Happy Easter BTW. Hope you all celebrate the traditional way by invoking Ostara and performing sex rituals.

Sound plan. Chocolate helps persuade chicks to do the degrading things I'm into.

 

[Spazz Cat]

And somehow gets praised for it at the same time.

I know! There should be a rule that everyone that praises her has to talk to her for 30 minutes and has to pay attention the whole time.

 

[Shell]

It's weird Aussie easter never feels/felt like Easter for me. Cause we always ignored it and did/waited til Greek easter

 

[Shell]

But not anymore! Cause my family arent talking no more let alone celebrating greek easter

 

[Shell]

The absolute **** mate. It's not until May the 2nd.

Are they having a fooking laugh.

 

[Spazz Cat]

And somehow gets praised for it at the same time.

To those who are not in favour of politicans caring about the economy, how do you pay your rent or mortgages? From your job or with hugs and feelings?

When your already well off and don't need to work it doesn't really matter does it?
Except the people who work at her supermarket and collect her garbage etc
They can work. That's ok.

 

[Spazz Cat]

But not anymore! Cause my family arent talking no more let alone celebrating greek easter

Now that's Aussie Easter.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Sound plan. Chocolate helps persuade chicks to do the degrading things I'm into.

I'm into weird shit with bunny rabbits so this is my week.

 

[Partridge]

When your already well off and don't need to work it doesn't really matter does it?
Except the people who work at her supermarket and collect her garbage etc
They can work. That's ok.

Yep, and those peasants dare to complain about lockdown and being unable to work.

The nerve. The very nerve of them.

 

[Partridge]

It's weird Aussie easter never feels/felt like Easter for me. Cause we always ignored it and did/waited til Greek easter

You guys just eat insane amounts of meat or something right?

 

[Shell]

You guys just eat insane amounts of meat or something right?

/shruggs. Pretty much the same as aussie easter. Good food + exchanging of easter eggs.

 

[Shell]

Hope they all have stocked up on them tho. Fairly certain Coles etc clear the shelves of EEs Sunday night.

 

[cats_09]

 

[Spazz Cat]

Yep, and those peasants dare to complain about lockdown and being unable to work.

The nerve. The very nerve of them.

Yes. How dare they care about their families and not just care about HER.
Then go and complain cause there's no vaccines.
When there's actually lots of people dying in other countries that really need it.
But nup. I want it first. ME, ME, ME.
The entitlement!!!!!!!!!
F**k people shit me.

 

[Shell]

There are no words.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Very limited edition I'd say.

 

[Shell]

Q. re those stupid ****ing sign QTRZ69 ****ing codes when you go into a bar, etc

My Samsung never scans it. Never ever.

Do you have to scan the thing before you can sign in. Can i put the app on my phone and do it. I just havent bothered cause I thought you need to scan the thing at the actual place. And my piece of shit phone doesnt do it.