Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Catsnlakers]

Just smash their beers. Do it enough and they will soon learn. And make a campaigner of yourself.

I’ll piss in their letterbox to end the night just for you.

 

[Down at K Park]

I’ll piss in their letterbox to end the night just for you.

Do it on their couch to assert dominance

 

[Catsnlakers]

Do it on their couch to assert dominance

Don’t tempt me .....It’s actually alright over here, all 80’s stuff getting played. I can see this one going the distance lol.

 

[Catsnlakers]

Morning all. I need something greasy.

 

[Shell]

Lol, hungover?

 

[Catsnlakers]

Lol, hungover?

Yes, I got in at just on 2......It escalated rapidly.

 

[Shell]

I've decided im shelling out for some prawns for dinner tonight.

Havent done that in aaaages.

Also MAFS Grand Final tonight. Giddy up

 

[Shell]

Yes, I got in at just on 2......It escalated rapidly.

....with your wife?

Or do you mean the party in general.

 

[Catsnlakers]

I've decided im shelling out for some prawns for dinner tonight.

Havent done that in aaaages.

Also MAFS Grand Final tonight. Giddy up

It should be good, I’ll be watching that on record as I won’t be home from the match until about 8....Keeeen

 

[Catsnlakers]

....with your wife?

Or do you mean the party in general.

....The party, I asked the question of the wife when I got in, the answer was a resounding NO lol.

 

[Shell]

Oh jesus, tmi..

 

[Shell]

It should be good, I’ll be watching that on record as I won’t be home from the match until about 8....Keeeen

I've checked the guide- running time bang on 2 hours.

Bring it.

 

[Catsnlakers]

I've checked the guide- running time bang on 2 hours.

Bring it.

I’m just sad that it’s all over tonight ....At least Big Brother starts in just over a week.

 

[winty]

Q&A WITH GAJ
Jon Anderson: How has retirement been Gary? Any itchy boot moments?

Gary Ablett: I did watch the Easter Monday game against Hawthorn and you do miss those bigger games. I did find it hard watching that game on the couch.

JA: Great, then get fit and nominate for the mid-season draft.

GA: After I had my shoulder surgery (third reconstruction) and found out we had recruited Isaac Smith, Shaun Higgins and Jeremy Cameron, I actually called Andrew Mackie (list management at Geelong) and said ‘mate, if you had let me know you were recruiting those guys I would have stayed around for another year’. He had a bit of a laugh and I said “if there is such a thing as a six or seven-game contract please let me know because I will be ready for the last three or four games of the season and finals football”.

JA: Could you get yourself to an acceptable level by August?

GA: I’m doing a lot of shoulder rehab at the moment to get it strong and I’ve started running and building on my fitness. Yes, I am retired and enjoying the time with my family but if Geelong put that to me, then I am open to that conversation. I would then have to weigh it up. I feel as if my shoulder is a couple of months away from being as good as it’s going to get.

JA: What have you been doing in retirement?

GA: My recent passion is producing a wine collaboration with my father through Austin wines near Bannockburn. Shiraz for Dad which is his preference and Pinot Noir to me. I took Dad out there to understand the process. He then agreed to sign the bottles that we are releasing, which took some doing because he doesn’t sign much these days.

JA: Which is the better wine?

GA: The Pinot Noir obviously (laughter). No, they are both serious quality wines, otherwise we wouldn’t have been involved. We have hand-signed 2000 bottles with both the Pinot and Shiraz selling at $299.

The Son of God thinking about a resurrection at Easter. Sounds familiar...

 

[Shell]

I’m just sad that it’s all over tonight ....At least Big Brother starts in just over a week.

Im glad im not the only one who'll be watching that crap.


Just did a quick run and got the prawns.

600gms of tiger prawns + lime mayo + some fresh bread is dinner tonight.

 

[Catsnlakers]

Im glad im not the only one who'll be watching that crap.


Just did a quick run and got the prawns.

600gms of tiger prawns + lime mayo + some fresh bread is dinner tonight.

Your night is set. Cats win ( surely) than MAFS.....Devine.

 

[cats_09]

What nights is BB on - so I know the nights I won't be watching 7

 

[Shell]

Your night is set. Cats win ( surely) than MAFS.....Devine.

100%

End of the game tho shall overlap with MAFS tho... 4.40pm start.. 6.40pm + half time + q breaks, gonna be about a 7.15pm finish. Was going to go to the pub watch the game but I doubt ill do that. Anyway. Norf. Who cares really.

 

[Catsnlakers]

What nights is BB on - so I know the nights I won't be watching 7

It starts next Monday.......I think last year it was Mon-Thurs straight after Home & Away.

 

[Shell]

The dicks at AFL house for that scheduling should be shot in the ****ing face anyway.

****ing 4.40pm at KP on a Sunday.

Morons.

 

[Shell]

Day before school goes back as well.

 

[cats_09]

The dicks at AFL house for that scheduling should be shot in the ******* face anyway.

******* 4.40pm at KP on a Sunday.

Morons.

blame North - doubtful that 7 wanted to schedule this after their sunday afternoon viewing, and the Adelaide vs Freo match in the early time slot would allow for Freo to get home tonight after the match, especially as they're on a 6-day break next week

 

[winty]

It starts next Monday.......I think last year it was Mon-Thurs straight after Home & Away.

Thankfully Lego Masters starts tomorrow.

 

[cats_09]

Thankfully Lego Masters starts tomorrow.

I love that channel 10 change the start date for Masterchef so that it would go up against the start of Lego Masters - it was originally meant to start tuesday but looks like they've panicked

 

[winty]

I love that channel 10 change the start date for Masterchef so that it would go up against the start of Lego Masters - it was originally meant to start tuesday but looks like they've panicked

My parents won't be happy. They like watching both shows, as well as Dancing With The Stars, so they have to decide which one to watch and which two to record to watch later, as they're all showing at the same time.