Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Spazz Cat]

I dont really get hit by stuff. Im that person who will run/bump into stuff quite a bit around the house tho

The worst recently was getting out of the bath and smashing my ******* elbow on the corner of the tiled wall.

Ouch! I hate elbow shit.
I get stung by bees way more than average. Dunno why. I even got stung in my sleep once.

 

[Shell]

I tripped up the stairs once too. First day of term one.


No students laughed tho bless them

 

[Spazz Cat]

The other day getting cookies out of the oven, banged the tray on the wall, so the tray like went backwards into my hand fuuuuuuuk me that hurt.

Did the cookies spill everywhere?

 

[Shell]

Ouch! I hate elbow sh*t.
I get stung by bees way more than average. Dunno why. I even got stung in my sleep once.

lol mever been stung by a bee or wasp.

Woke up with fang marks tho on my neck (my bedroom was a converted garage so obviously got the odd spider visitor) once. That was fun

 

[Spazz Cat]

lol mever been stung by a bee or wasp.

Woke up with fang marks tho on my neck (my bedroom was a converted garage so obviously got the odd spider visitor) once. That was fun

Vampire

 

[Shell]

Did the cookies spill everywhere?

Actually no! I did "fling" the tray tho- onto the stove top. The cookies were fine

 

[Spazz Cat]

I had a tick stuck in my leg once. Was there for a fair while.

 

[Shell]

Vampire

Googling spider bites, my symptoms (or lack thereof ) and how far apart the marks were.

Im thinkin huntsman

 

[Spazz Cat]

Actually no! I did "fling" the tray tho- onto the stove top. The cookies were fine

Oh. Would of been way better if the cookies went everywhere.

 

[Shell]

Im so ****ing glad i didn't wake up..

 

[Shell]

Oh. Would of been way better if the cookies went everywhere.

I flung a big bowl of popcorn one time at a... moth.

Popcorn went everywhere

 

[Spazz Cat]

One of my earliest memories was going to Expo88 in Qld and my mum spent like 70$ on food for everyone (which was heaps back then) and she tripped over and threw it everywhere.
Its a real fuzzy memory but still makes me laugh when I think of it.

 

[Shell]

Thats one thing (other than the popcorn ) i never do. Never spill, drop etc food. I eat on the couch every night- almost 3 years my couch is spotless

 

[Spazz Cat]

Another time I was working at South West Rocks and I got Eagle Boys for everyone.
And I fell off a curb and the pizzas all fell out into the gravel.
Then I said that nothing happened and they were just like that.

 

[Shell]

Mmmmmm Gravel pizza

 

[winty]

My nanna used to be terrified of moths. I remember whenever we had a family get together at night and we took her there, either myself or one of my brothers needed to walk through her house when she got back home to make sure there were no moths fluttering about before she walked in the door.

 

[Shell]

My nanna used to be terrified of moths. I remember whenever we had a family get together at night and we took her there, either myself or one of my brothers needed to walk through her house when she got back home to make sure there were no moths fluttering about before she walked in the door.

This is me 100% when i get old

 

[Shell]

Take her down 12 Apostles kinda way. There are moths there the size of a mans hand.

Theyre terrifying

 

[winty]

One of my earliest memories was going to Expo88 in Qld and my mum spent like 70$ on food for everyone (which was heaps back then) and she tripped over and threw it everywhere.
Its a real fuzzy memory but still makes me laugh when I think of it.

I remember once at the footy at the 'G there was someone a few rows in front of us up the top tier of the Southern Stand who was walking very gingerly up the stairs carrying one tray of beers in one hand and another tray with about 4 cups of hot chips in the other. They got a step or two away from their seat when they slipped over and spilled the lot.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Mmmmmm Gravel pizza

Yeah they were totally f**ked. Most of the topping had come off and there was little rocks in them.

 

[Spazz Cat]

I remember once at the footy at the 'G there was someone a few rows in front of us up the top tier of the Southern Stand who was walking very gingerly carrying one tray of beers and another tray with about 4 cups of hot chips. They got a step or two away from their seat when they slipped over and spilled the lot.

Lol Awesome. Nothing better than people falling over with food and drinks.

 

[Shell]

Yeah were totally f**ked. Most of the topping had come off and there was little rocks in them.

How the **** did they eat it?!?! Didnt they notice

 

[Shell]

/random thought cant wait for v saints and get a kransky dog on L3

 

[Spazz Cat]

How the fu** did they eat it?!?! Didnt they notice

Yeah they totally noticed and could barely eat them. They were going f**king bullshit you dropped them.
I just kept going Nah, that's just how I got them.

 

[Spazz Cat]

/random thought cant wait for v saints and get a kransky dog on L3

Go to Grazeland. There's a place called Bob's Bangers. Bloody tops.