Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Shell]

Love rnb fridays. At 3.15 on the dot they play jump around.

Ross and Russ were talking hip hop music the other day

Was quite amusing.

 

[Spazz Cat]

And instead of rocking up to the footy in docklands in my yacht I'd get like and old barge and sniff bath salts instead of Coke.

 

[Shell]

 

[Shell]

Whatever floats your boat mate

 

[Spazz Cat]

Whatever floats your boat mate

Gotta do it

 

[Spazz Cat]

Ross and Russ were talking hip hop music the other day

Was quite amusing.

I take it Neil Mitchell wouldn't like it. As he doesn't like anything

 

[cats_09]

Do you know who shits me? People who go If I won the lotto I'd still work. Got to keep busy blah blah.
F**k off! I hope you never win it.

I wouldn't mind working in a cafe or somewhere that presents an opportunity for interaction with others, and not just the same work colleagues

 

[Shell]

I take it Neil Mitchell wouldn't like it. As he doesn't like anything

Yeah he's always whinging about something..

 

[Spazz Cat]

Yeah he's always whinging about something..

Have you heard the thing where he was complaining about Daniel Riccardo cause he smiles too much?
FFS

 

[Shell]

Have you heard the thing where he was complaining about Daniel Riccardo cause he smiles too much?
FFS

Nah i really dont listen to him at all anymore. Clock clicks over to 8.30, radio goes off.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Nah i really dont listen to him at all anymore. Clock clicks over to 8.30, radio goes off.

I don't listen to him. But MMM in the mornings used to have a segment on his daily whinge.
He could complain about anything

 

[Shell]

Lol Ive never liked MMM but thats brilliant

 

[Spazz Cat]

Lol Ive never liked MMM but thats brilliant

For the start of the segment they'd play that I'm so happy song but change happy to grumpy in his voice

 

[Spazz Cat]

They had a Chompers segment sometimes too. Was bloody great.

 

[cats_09]

i need breakfast

 

[Kram]

Do you know who shits me? People who go If I won the lotto I'd still work. Got to keep busy blah blah.
F**k off! I hope you never win it.

I think winning 1 million is an interesting amount. A lot of money to set yourself up with but not enough to just live off on its own though.

 

[Spazz Cat]

I think winning 1 million is an interesting amount. A lot of money to set yourself up with but not enough to just live off on its own though.

Yeah I'd still have to work full time probably.

 

[cats_09]

and in case Shell can't see the tweet

 

[Abyss]

I dont really get hit by stuff. Im that person who will run/bump into stuff quite a bit around the house tho

The worst recently was getting out of the bath and smashing my ******* elbow on the corner of the tiled wall.

I went surfing with my uncle once, and we were getting changed to go out at a backbeach in south oz.
Unusually, this good looking woman appeared from nowhere and was happily strolling along the beach enjoying the serenity. We were in the sand dunes a bit higher up. The relo was nude at this point, trying to get into a wetsuit and at over 6'4ft and 100kgs, it is always a few moments of struggle and tackle flying everywhere. He spotted the walker and quickly tried squatting down to hide his unseemly display. As he did so a sharp bit of spinifex type grass pricked him in the ballbag. He sprung up like a russian dancer with an orrrr f....rk, drawing unwanted attention to himself and no doubt the poor lady is still receiving counselling.

 

[Abyss]

My girlfriend related a NZ day at the beach with the fam.
If youve seen the helicopter rescue where a swimmer is in the ocean, and the rescuer propells down while the chopper hovers over the patient. A harness is slung over the rescuer and the patient and the helicopter returns to land with the people, swinging below and gently lowers them to the beach.
This day the rescue team were putting on a demonstration for a big crowd at a lifesaving carnival, late 80's.
The patient was a lady in togs, and as they were raised from the water her strides came off completely and obviously the pilot cant see this scenario.
So gallantly he flies over the adoring spectators, rescuer and patient only metres above the crowd.
My partner, her parents and many others were treated to a fabulous view of airborne vagina and the demonstration concluded with them being plonked just behind the packed shoreline.
As they were deposited on the beach, it took some time to clear the rescue line and theres normally a minute or two of ungainly sprawling before someone could hand her a towel.
Her parents are old fashioned and nothing was said, and the crowd sort of managed a golf clap in deference to the highly skilled but awkward public demonstration

 

[winty]

 

[Shell]

Kinda random stories there...

 

[Shell]

Just got back from the beach.

Its just so nice.

And Spazz Cat you'd have to be soft af not to swim in this weather. There was practically no breeze at all, no cloud cover, and the water was like glass.

 

[Shell]

Lol i got a question right on Tipping point on American politics, purely due to the Simpsons.

 

[winty]

Lol i got a question right on Tipping point on American politics, purely due to the Simpsons.

Who said the Simpsons wasn't educational?