Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Shell]

U wot mate

 

[Shell]

Get out of this thread, right now.

 

[Spazz Cat]

I used to like the songs.
15 minutes of fame was 4 and a half minutes of shit lol.
And the chilli peppers one.

 

[Shell]

I used to like the songs.
15 minutes of fame was 4 and a half minutes of sh*t lol.
And the chilli peppers one.

What about "SKIVVIES.. ARE... BACK!!!!"

 

[Shell]

Oh were kicking for goal

 

[Shell]

So I learned Tom Hawkins is shit on that side of the 50.


He needs to go to the other side.

 

[Shell]

I'll happily take that

 

[Kram]

U wot mate

ok shit is a bit harsh but it was the weakest regular segment on there.

 

[Shell]

It was hilarious

 

[Shell]

Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

 

[Shell]

Instead of teaching maths... english.. they should teach the bells in school!!!! Yes they should teach the bells.

But... how would you know the start or end of class?
/i just thought of that.

 

[Shell]

I wish all of the ball kids at Wimbledon could look like that.

I dont want the white- i want the red puffy shirt, with the big things

 

[Shell]

Another goal

 

[Kram]

Instead of teaching maths... english.. they should teach the bells in school!!!! Yes they should teach the bells.

But... how would you know the start or end of class?
/i just thought of that.

OK there was highlights like that and the horse Duffel Coat Supreme and the corduroy bean bags but there was also a lot of ordinary filler.

 

[Shell]

Duffle Coat Supreme was gonna by my next post.


How can a horse have gout?

 

[Shell]

Dufflecoat Supreme: The Facts

• Almost died of a mystery illness: head kicked in after losing for the 27th time… allegedly.
• Gout.
• Tennis Elbow.
• Tinea.
• Cracked Lips (possibly from all the punching)
• Dandruff.
• Receding hair-line.
• Grey hair.

Found that after a quick google

 

[Shell]

Dufflecoat Supreme: The Facts – ChampagneComedy.com – The Late Show Ultimate Fan Site

 

[Kram]

How can I even remember this stuff it was like 30 years ago.

 

[Kram]

I think the joke was Santo was supposed to get sandbags for the floods but he got bean bags instead which floated away. And then he said that he thought the corduroy would weight them down when they got wet or something.

 

[Shell]

Wtf just happened.


Where is our lead?!?!?!?!!?!?

 

[Shell]

Get ****ed you ****ing campaigners

 

[Shell]

If i had a dog, i would literally kick the living piss out of it right now

 

[Shell]

And **** all the do gooders saying we can only blame ourselves and not the umpires.

I can. And I ****ing well will.

Mother ****ers.

 

[Catsnlakers]

Not even alcohol could make last nights pain go away. ****kk!

 

[Catsnlakers]

Get f’ed you ******* campaigners

I need to replace my couch after last night, bashed the living shit out of it.