Rumour 2024 Rumours and Speculation Part 3

[Chances Are]

I’m assuming Jaggas nickname would have to be Mick

How common.. Mick Smith.

 

[cleanhands]

A Jagga bomb

 

[FR0GGY]

A Jagga bomb

Squid Jagga

 

[cleanhands]

Squid Jagga

They aren’t helping me at present

 

[Burtonsgottago]

He was decent in 2023. Not a star, but a more than reliable contributor providing an attacking option from the wing.

I'm putting down his disappointing 2024 due to the lisfranc injury he copped at the end of last year which can be an absolute bitch to recover from. Petty had the same injury and his form suffered as a result too.

I wouldn't have Jones in the best 23 to begin with but, if he has a fit pre-season and can recapture that form, he'll be an added bonus like Milera could be.

Jones doesn’t have it. Others have passed him. Not best 22. Depth ar best until Tassie take him off our hands.

 

[Crow_68]

I’m assuming Jaggas nickname would have to be Mick

Shagga?

 

[1990crow]

My main concern with Jagga is the number of stupid puns Dwayne would make every time he commentated our games.

Dwayne:

• This is "Satisfaction" by Jagga - not to be confused with that Rolling Stones song.
• From the paint.. it's Black! by The Stone
• Start me Up! What a goal by Stoner boy.
• Gimme Shelter it's raining goals by my boy Jagga
• Brown Sugar! Baby!
• Victorian boy back home, Jagga, Can't Always get what you want young fella - contracts a contract.

 

[jackster83]

Dwayne:

• This is "Satisfaction" by Jagga - not to be confused with that Rolling Stones song.
• Front the paint.. it's Black! by The Stone
• Start me Up! What a goal by Stoner boy.
• Gimme Shelter it's raining goals by my boy Jagga
• Brown Sugar! Baby!
• Victorian boy back home, Jagga, Can't Always get what you want young fella - contracts a contract.

There'd be numerous "moves like Jagger" remarks too.

 

[TBM]

You know its going to be the Jagga Dagger

"FROM THE PAINT"

 

[Thylacinus]

My main concern with Jagga is the number of stupid puns Dwayne would make every time he commentated our games.

Stone the Crows?

 

[adelaidecrows]

You know its going to be the Jagga Dagger

'thats a jagga to the heart'

 

[BucketsNj]

Squid Jagga

Jagga Meister

 

[baldandbroke]

I’d be more expecting some really poor alliteration and rhymes (as usual) like …

“Jagga jags one from the boundary’ …

Or … “Jagga like a Dagger through their heart”

Or …. “Zigga Zagga from Jagga”

 

[baldandbroke]

There'd be numerous "moves like Jagger" remarks too.

Oh yeah, bet on this one.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Dwayne could have fun with Draper & Curtin too...

 

[Crow till I die]

Dwayne could have fun with Draper & Curtin too...

Imagine if ROD Jamerson was still running round out there too

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

If it's between Draper and Jagga I'm taking Jagga. His disposal is better.

Is it superior enough to counteract the go home factor, which seems to be getting worse

 

[Coopers]

Dwayne:

• This is "Satisfaction" by Jagga - not to be confused with that Rolling Stones song.
• Front the paint.. it's Black! by The Stone
• Start me Up! What a goal by Stoner boy.
• Gimme Shelter it's raining goals by my boy Jagga
• Brown Sugar! Baby!
• Victorian boy back home, Jagga, Can't Always get what you want young fella - contracts a contract.

I outsourced my version to ChatGPT:

• "Jagga’s got the game jagged up—no one can keep up with him!"
• "He’s not just playing; he’s Jagga-nating the competition!"
• "Jagga Smith is jaggedly slicing through the defense!"
• "When it comes to skill, Jagga’s got the edge!"
• "Jagga's turning this match into a Jagga-jamboree!"
• "It’s a Jagga-mazing performance out there!"
• "Jagga’s not just in the game; he’s jagging it up to another level!"
• "That move was jagged perfection from Smith!"
• "Jagga’s showing us what it means to be jagged and brilliant!"
• "It’s a Jagga-fest on the field—everyone else is just a spectator!"

It's literally like Dwayne has been uploaded to an OpenAI server.

 

[Apsaalooke]

I outsourced my version to ChatGPT:

• "Jagga’s got the game jagged up—no one can keep up with him!"
• "He’s not just playing; he’s Jagga-nating the competition!"
• "Jagga Smith is jaggedly slicing through the defense!"
• "When it comes to skill, Jagga’s got the edge!"
• "Jagga's turning this match into a Jagga-jamboree!"
• "It’s a Jagga-mazing performance out there!"
• "Jagga’s not just in the game; he’s jagging it up to another level!"
• "That move was jagged perfection from Smith!"
• "Jagga’s showing us what it means to be jagged and brilliant!"
• "It’s a Jagga-fest on the field—everyone else is just a spectator!"

It's literally like Dwayne has been uploaded to an OpenAI server.

How lame. Yet another reason not to use ChatGTP

 

[D Style]

100% ... should be on the banner that the players run through for Rd1

Let's bookmark it, and see if the club is watching this thread and giving us what we want!

 

[Floating Doughnut]

Dwayne could have fun with Draper & Curtin too...

Don’t mind Dwayne if I’m in the mood and the Crows are well up.
The master was Commetti though.
Salmon goes upfield to Sporn had me spit a beer front bar of the Rex.

 

[jenny61_99]

Dwayne:

• This is "Satisfaction" by Jagga - not to be confused with that Rolling Stones song.
• Front the paint.. it's Black! by The Stone
• Start me Up! What a goal by Stoner boy.
• Gimme Shelter it's raining goals by my boy Jagga
• Brown Sugar! Baby!
• Victorian boy back home, Jagga, Can't Always get what you want young fella - contracts a contract.

 

[DangerSloane]

Don’t mind Dwayne if I’m in the mood and the Crows are well up.
The master was Commetti though.
Salmon goes upfield to Sporn had me spit a beer front bar of the Rex.

After someone copped a poke in the eye

"went in optimistically and came out misty optically"


"Barlow to Bateman, the hawks moving the ball alphabetically"

There's so many good ones.

 

[Chances Are]

Is it superior enough to counteract the go home factor, which seems to be getting worse

Make them feel welcome and they stay. Simple as that. Haven't lost too many in recent years. Name a young kid that went home recently.

 

[GROTTO]

Absolutely if he is available at our pick as splitting hairs on the alternatives around him.

Pick local when not much between the players.

Which is why I think this same philosophy will apply to the Blues pick at 3, meaning that Draper will likely fall to us at 4.