Autopsy 2025 Rd 1 Most Embarrassing Loss in Years

[Pablito]

I think I'm really off Harry Mckay.

27 years old.
Can't kick a basic set shot.

Only goal he kicked tonight was from 15m in front and he had to kick it around the corner and barely made it anyway.

He's the epitome of what this club represents.

Failure.

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

I think I'm really off Harry Mckay.

27 years old.
Can't kick a basic set shot.

Only goal he kicked tonight was from 15m in front and he had to kick it around the corner and barely made it anyway.

He's the epitome of what this club represents.

Failure.

Yep. Utterly sick to death of his shit.

 

[Graffy4242]

We have the worst footskills and handballing in the entire competition.

Never been more embarrassed to walk out of the footy wearing my Carlton gear.

 

[JimmyBC]

I'm staggered Francis Evans has made three AFL lists now there's far more talented mature players in every state league that never get a look in.

 

[jj1978]

Walsh looked chunky and slow.

They all looked slow.

Can’t believe we are cooked in round one what a disaster.

We really need no injuries to even be remotely competitive , the depth is so paper thin.

Imagine we get another mid injury, we have literally no one ….Binns? Don’t rate.

He's protecting his back, hammies and I'm sure it hurts going at 100% so this is what we're left with. Same with Cerra and his hammies. Father time is not on Cripps side either. Next year Smith will be a post ACL and will need time. Lord so far is just a workman.

To shake things up,

• just throw Williams midfield (who gives a fats rats is he gets injured)
• McGov forward
• Edwards out for someone who can be used elsewhere or will at least do as much in an unfamiliar spot as a small forward
• Haynes out
• Kemp/JSOS keep swinging them around to confuse opponents
• Can't have 3 useless smalls forwards playing ever again.

 

[TrueQldBlue]

H was softer than butter...

How does a fella of his size be such a pussy???
No heart at all...

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[BlueTang]

Hindsight, our forward line was prob too short and they should have played Moir.
H and Kemp, wasn’t enough height, and with only 1 ruck I think it was a factor late in the game

 

[reg_lower91]

We actually don't have a single player who can hurt a team from our defensive half. Not a single one.

All we have is a stale, slow movement of the ball before bombing it in to the F50.

We don't have anybody who can punch through an opposition and slice them up. And we can't win a premiership without it.

We are predictable and lacking any serious arsenal in our weaponry.

 

[ajb72]

Not sure if mentioned, but Doc as sub works, but everyone was so bad, that he probably starts...

14 touches in a quarter. Should have had 2 goals too.



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You do realise he gave up 3 goals through poor disposal, in 1 qtr of football. 14 touches, what 2 points and 12 turnovers?


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[Graffy4242]

I think I'm really off Harry Mckay.

27 years old.
Can't kick a basic set shot.

Only goal he kicked tonight was from 15m in front and he had to kick it around the corner and barely made it anyway.

He's the epitome of what this club represents.

Failure.

He got ragdolled all night long and did NOTHING about it. So physically and mentally weak. Fuming

 

[Gingerbread man]

Players just crumble under the remote signs of pressure, I'm afraid of what the Hawks will do to us next week

 

[CCurnow3picks]

As flaccid a performance as Luke Sayers' photo

You’re on fire - unlike our team

 

[TrueQldBlue]

o hollands was

O Hollands was rubbish.

Mistake to play him at HB.

To be fair he tried his guts out....a lot more than most of them.

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[agro]

We’ve got a few “Bambi’s” floating around this club that are not allowed to be shot.

 

[Curnowhan]

I reckon our best shot at winning next week is if the hawks don't show up, and even then I'm not sure.

We would kick a point and then spend the rest of the quarter waiting for them to turn up to kick the ball back in

 

[TrueQldBlue]

TDK take the money and give yourself a chance of success

I have just realised I won’t see I premiership again in my lifetime.

Shout out to JSOS and Son of Scott - that’s all I have

But Cook told the world we were going to finish top 4

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[ITCHY EYEBALLS]

Nomcourage?


No courage?flipping lol any player that plays this game at the highest level has an abundance of courage…did you miss the collision with hollands???

Yeah I saw that…you are correct.
Courage comes in different forms. Busting your gut to run and chase for example.

Gov and Haynes both dropped their heads in marking contests expecting contact that didn’t eventuate.
Cottrell jog alongside his opponents to scared to lay a tackle.
Walsh, Doc, and most of the others panic when under any pressure and lose all composure.
So yeah Hollands showed courage in one act, most of the others shat themselves.

 

[TrueQldBlue]

At least we can look forward to the draft...oh wait!

Yes the draft at least gives me hope...and then it all comes crashing down....every year...it's like friggin groundhog day...

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[raymagoo]

I sincerely apologize for being Nick Haynes believer, I am hereby denounce my faith in the Church Haynes as I see clearly he is the devil and a football terrorist.

Yep looked cooked as did doc

 

[jj1978]

We would kick a point and then spend the rest of the quarter waiting for them to turn up to kick the ball back in

We'd hear in advance they were not going to show and forfeit the game the night before conceding the 4 points.

 

[heardofhubris]

a load of manure, punt road

spewing

 

[agro]

Players just crumble under the remote signs of pressure, I'm afraid of what the Hawks will do to us next week

Sam Mitchell is already sitting back smoking cigars.

 

[My Hat]

Cripps. Weiters. Thank goodness you're here.

JSOS. Good to have you back. We've missed you.

Huge difference between the Harry we saw tonight and the Harry who was one of the top contested marks in the AFL a few years ago. Makes me wonder if there's some truth to the talk that he's not 100% right now.

Walsh. I'm going to be charitable and assume that was his blowing-out-the-cobwebs game after his recent injury, because otherwise... I don't know.

Kemp. Played a good 15 minutes, but that's not nearly enough.

Haynes. Not going to write him off after a single game, but he'd be looking for a massive improvement next week.

Gov. I wish I could say I was surprised, but I'm just not any more.

As bad as we were for most of the game, we still should have won. Inaccuracy dealt us the death blow.

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

And if anybody thinks Curnow is the answer to anything, think again. Is as mentally weak as the others and will just draw dumb high balls that will be slingshotted straight back out (doesn’t chase, doesn’t compete when out of position).

 

[TrueQldBlue]

Maybe Voss might make it out till the years end maybe not but I’ll be making a phone call to Adam Simpson this week

Give me John Longmire please

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