Autopsy 2025 Rd 1 Most Embarrassing Loss in Years

[RAPPA]

Just had a daughter. No point punishing her by having her support these plodders.

 

[SOSforPM]

Shameful.

 

[V23]

Sack Voss. Won’t make the team any better because they’re mentally weak, but it’ll make me feel better, albeit briefly.

 

[slashin_velvet]

I hope everyone can now appreciate that Andrew Russell was just a scape goat for what happened last year

Or it could just be that our whole football department sucks...

 

[Warsaw]

Good luck convincing TDK that culture and the premiership window is reason enough to knock back $4.5m.

 

[bigblueboy]

There is something seriously wrong with this club.
Can’t put my finger on it but we constantly invent new ways to produce the inexplicable.
Tonight was next level.

 

[ESKIE]

Round 1 coach killer, players had their head in the clouds, the team is better than this, so IMHO this is on the coaching group / Vossy

 

[Doro]

We just need to defend better..

 

[Stig O'Hara]

As pissweak an effort I’ve ever seen from Carlton.

& I seen some shit in my years.

Beyond angry.

A white hot level of nthness.

 

[Banga19]

Almost comical! We looked slow and dumb and unskilled and panicky and lame.

 

[jj1978]

Put up your hand if you would like a crystal ball to see how we'd be going with Lyon or Kingsley at the helm.

 

[dangertroy]

Shattered.

Every time someone tells me Carlton are doing well in a match, I tell them that I’ve seen Carlton lose from better positions than this. Might not have to remind them this year.

Absolutely untrustworthy.

 

[bigblueboy]

I sincerely apologize for being Nick Haynes believer, I am hereby denounce my faith in the Church Haynes as I see clearly he is the devil and a football terrorist.

Was cooked last year.

 

[bigm386]

Worst loss I remember.

More of the same really got worked out and our coaching group really did nothing.

The only moves were JSOS when the game was dead forward.

Subbing Lord for Doc was odd to me. Id have subbed both Gov and Haynes before Lord.

Cripps in the ruck is ridiculous.

Honestly Voss isn't it. Simple as that.

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

Words cannot describe how pathetic that was.

Actually an awesome moment when the Richmond bloke did the cartwheel / flip. Extreme disrespect to a pathetic opponent that deserved it, and a broader metaphor for the state of the two teams.

Haynes... Lot of people claiming he wasn't cooked and the last two years at GWS were not a true reflection. Well that was just a complete trainwreck, how shit was he?

Motlop... Lol

Evans... Lol

McGovern - have been a defender but have had enough.

Worst for me relative to supposed ability though was McKay. Seriously how weak an effort was that. Young opponent who was towelling him up goes off injured, and he still can't stand up. He's not worth half the money he gets paid.

Voss... Lol

Night all!

 

[dablues]

Insipid. Period.

 

[King Cripps]

There has been a soft underbelly at this club since the Teague days and nothing has changed
DISGRACEFUL

 

[Foucault1989]

We play an outdated game style, we don't pressure and contest, we have no structure...we are closer to a rebuild than finals. The golden 2015 crop is getting on...

 

[Blue_Fusion]

Embarrassing doesn't even begin to describe it.

Honestly, felt much worse tonight than I did during our belting against the Hawks.

Haynes can't take a mark.
Motlop has zero ticker.
Harry spends more time on the floor than on his feet.
Zero dynamic in our forward line.
Leaders show no leadership.

Enjoy doing laps in your Lambo Walshy

 

[Skull Face]

This will be the last game I watch for at least this season, don't care if they come out and win the next 10 I still won't trust them to care enough to make it worth my investment.

As soon as you think you are too good for your opponent you already lost, this list is going nowhere and an overhaul is required.

 

[rp84]

Glad I didn't get at all excited in the off season...

 

[The Bighouse]

Wow, what a tripe start to the season.

Hope we money on that.

Poor skills continue to be a lowlight.

Weiters absolutely superb.

McGovern, what a liability you continue to be, too often willing to flop.
Don’t see it with Motlop, a nothing forward.
H; need to be more imposing and not a B-grader (below that tonight)

Changes for next week. That performance cannot be tolerated

 

[BM123]

One good quarter before going soft for three.....again.

Least Vodafone's dog water net made me miss most of the game.

 

[Lukeblueboy]

I’m in disbelief really.
Gunna say it again, got done on the outside and we looked slow in my book.

atm, ain’t looks like much has changed from last year.

Gunna put massive doubt and a big hit to the confidence this one.

Gee I really hope it’s a ‘get the shit out of the system’ early type game

 

[Stig O'Hara]

Burn this joint, with every stinking dick pic, down to the goddamn ground.

My head hurts.