Autopsy 2025 Rd 1 Most Embarrassing Loss in Years

[jj1978]

You know we'll probably end up with a cooked Adam Simpson or Horse at this rate... rinse.. repeat.

 

[Just Kreuzing]

Any reported injuries?

About 15 ABI’s….

 

[BrisbaneCFC]

Club is still over correcting after a century of arrogance.

No physical pressure put on a super young opponent. They let Kemp get roughed up twice in 10 minutes and he subsequently vanished.

Cottrell is not a half forward.
Motlop is not an AFL footballer
Haynes looks malnourished
Walsh is the very definition of Vanilla.
The Campo boys are the same thing we already have 8 copies of - Slow plodding runners with rubbish disposal.

The Spine is great. The rest is a bunch of super fit slow wingers with terrible footskills.

Hewitt/Cerra/Walsh - Slowest, Slow, Slower but thinks hes Usain Bolt. And none can kick.

Motlop, lets face it... he's not AFL standard. Slow, lazy.

Harry is a mouse.

I like Ollie, reminds me of Kade Simpson. Played ok, isnt a Half Back.

Still not blaming Voss, just a really awkward list.

I've been saying its the players for several years. I'll say it again. We've literally wasted every trade and draft period since 2015. And I still would have traded Harry McKay several years ago.

 

[M_I_G]

Only Weiters, JSOS and Cripps to an extent earned their pay cheque.

A lot have too high view of themselves and all the hype (TDK, Walsh, Cerra looking at you).

McGov, Williams, Harry never do enough for a whole game... We thought that Daisy Thomas was a bad contract.. well Williams takes the chocolates.

Laziest game ever seen from Ginger and Acres.

Again our skills of actually using the ball cost us with weak, non penetrating disposals or miss-timing.

Don't get me started on coaching.... but I'll start... Voss is a very very very very poor match day coach and to be frank even his supposed inspiring "man management" thing he apparently has is just talk and has faded... we want results now, not feel good fluff and cliches.

We'll bring in an underdone Curnow next week thinking that'll be the panacea, and unless the collective pulls their heads out of their backsides a humiliation will await.

Middle of the pack this season is not acceptable. Head will roll and it'll be Voss (queue the presser... "We'll get to work", "Not acceptable", "Still a work in progress")

10000%

 

[crippa1234]

Please stop targetting low hanging fruit .

our bottom 25% being garbage is a derivative of our top 25% being garbage

Until Cerra and Walsh lift, to show some semblance of ‘A-Grade midfielders’ that we were first sold when we took them on, we won’t have a team that will achieve anything.

At this point we’re playing 2025 for Crippa’s third brownlow, that will be what this season is about, that’s our flag.

Let’s pluck some damaged seeds away and sow the roots right for a Cody Walker 2026 onwards rebuild.

 

[cookie monster]

A scape goat to an extent, but the data showed over the journey he had to go (as Voss or some coaches will have to this season if second half of 2024 and this start is what we continue to see).

Maybe, probably not
Club management got emboldened by the "do nothing" approach in 2023
And we know that they don't think they'll get judged on whether they make finals or not
When you fail to set expectations, it's hard to be surprised when this happens

 

[MitchRobinson12]

McGovern crapping himself in that contest was the start of the rot. He was awful.

 

[The Dochs in]

Good luck convincing TDK that culture and the premiership window is reason enough to knock back $4.5m.

Good luck on convincing the majority TDK is worth 1.7 mil a year when he was beaten by a bloke who would likely earn 1 mil a year less than that

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

You know we'll probably end up with a cooked Adam Simpson or Horse at this rate... rinse.. repeat.

Yep. They will never make the correct, bold decision re: an untried coach.

 

[cookie monster]

Or it could just be that our whole football department sucks...

Accurate

 

[ITCHY EYEBALLS]

Now I know why they reduced the 11 game memberships from $250 to $125…..and I ****ing fell for it!!!

 

[ESKIE]

Listening to Taylor Swift can't get me out of this misery.

Ive got spring rolls in the air fryer and drinking red wine……ha how ****ing sad is that !!!

 

[4flagsin5yrs]

Great point we

looked slow on the outside again. Walsh had very limited impact. Such a shame on Jagga as he was a point of difference. Cerra, Lord and Cripps all lack leg speed.

that misses the real point - get in there and win the ****ing ball...

 

[GT619]

Hawks are going to fk us up next week, that's for sure.

good let them. no more hiding how bad it really is

 

[Opium]

I honestly don't understand the selection of Evans. Isn't what we need.

 

[SkyhorseTamer]

Obviously the “sack the coach” calls are ridiculous, it’s round 1 and that mob, as horrific as they are, beat Sydney last year.

Sydney have earnt the odd shock loss through being a consistently very good club.


Carlton have not.

 

[passmark]

This teams only quality work was two years ago when the players took the team off Voss and went on a streak.

Voss is the problem, he’s a brain dead ****wit.

 

[Hands On]

Our disposal by hand or foot is View attachment 2248455 at the best of times. opposition just need to put the pressure on and it goes down to nuclear shit levels. if there is a game plan and i doubt there is it will never be executed with these kills lacking.

Secondly the IQ of our players and coaching staff needs to be seriously questioned. Doubt we will make the 8 and if we do i cant see us at the big dance.

 

[lily of laguna]

Well…….
Seems truly unreal to lose that one.
The players basically were in easy mode after being 41 pts up and then shit got real and we were still in La la land.

I thought after losing the second quarter the players would have been breathing fire but nope just no intensity.

I wonder if Ed Curnow is being told to start gathering some firewood!!!

I live near Byron and I can smell what they are cooking from here and it’s not appealing!!!

 

[jj1978]

Ive got spring rolls in the air fryer and drinking red wine……ha how fkg sad is that !!!

I'm in Seattle for work, just spent $20USD for an AFL pass to watch the game between 1:30-4:30am and still up needing to go to work in 2.5 hours.

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

God Cerra is a disappointment. Walsh too. Both awful.

What even is Walsh currently? He's not even competitive in his role.

I don't mind Hewett so much as you know what you're going to get and he is rarely beaten (did make some uncharacteristic errors tonight).

 

[bringdoullback]

Cant believe how much we lost our bundle once the tigers put some pressure on us.

 

[TENACIOUS]

Club is a laughing stock, now…

Watch us all drink the cool aid when the club come out and spin their bullshit…

Failures (achieved nothing under their tenure)
Cooke
Lloyd
Voss
Austin (cap is blown on overpaid underachievers)

Hope we’re talking to “horse” Longmire

Overpaid Underachievers
(* = Won individual awards, though haven’t gelled as a team. Also whose theft of salary cap, is crippling our list)
Cripps *
Curnow *
Walsh *
McKay *
TDK
Weitering *
Cerra

Who Give Everything
JSOS
Acres

And the below…………
Motlop
Saad
McGovern
Fogarty
Evans
Hollands
Hayes
Williams

****!!!

 

[Stamos]

Worst loss this century

Since the 94 finals

 

[Kernafides]

The most diabolical loss in memory. It never occurred to me that we'd lose this game; more fool me.

De Koning brilliant, but there were too many players who simply weren't making a basic effort for football at this level. Cerra has gone missing too often on these types of occasions.

TDK brilliant?? He had his pants pulled down by a grandpa lol