Player Watch #41: Jacob Konstanty - re-signed until the end of 2028

[hilly]

when he kicks a goals

 

[King Corey]

Should buy Cooper Harvey dinner or something.

 

[Arthur Cloke]

Konstanty You Beauty! And Trembath Again!

 

[Flawed Genius]

Konstanty You Beauty! And Trembath Again!

This sounds like the name of an emo band circa 2006.

 

[Dinkers]

With Konstanty & Spargo zipping around the Forward 50, 2026 could be a season for the ages for you guys

Come on Arthur, a little tiresome, we're shit, but yeah. Takes a bit to push my buttons. But you're getting there.

 

[backtothedraft]

Come on Arthur, a little tiresome, we're shit, but yeah. Takes a bit to push my buttons. But you're getting there.

Agree give it a rest Arthur. Your satirical takes on the football club are never as funny as you intend them to be. Just becomes a bit boring.

Go well this year Jacob

 

[Zondor]

Agree give it a rest Arthur. Your satirical takes on the football club are never as funny as you intend them to be. Just becomes a bit boring.

Go well this year Jacob

LOL. How would you know what Clokey’s intentions are? :stern look

 

[apollo_creed]

Agree give it a rest Arthur. Your satirical takes on the football club are never as funny as you intend them to be. Just becomes a bit boring.

Go well this year Jacob

Nothing is funny about being the worst club in modern history. But being delusional is pathetic.

 

[backtothedraft]

Nothing is funny about being the worst club in modern history. But being delusional is pathetic.

Some might argue that the consistent bitching, moaning and whining that takes place from the same posters about the same 4 or 5 topics is even more pathetic! It’s one thing to make a point, it’s another to make the same point over and over and over again. People who can balance criticism and optimism aren’t pathetic, they’re emotionally stable.

Let’s get back to talking about Jacob

 

[Dinkers]

LOL. How would you know what Clokey’s intentions are? :stern look

If being a campaigner is his intention, delivering in spades. It is tiresome and boring.

Needs a throat punch tbh

 

[archereleven]

If being a campaigner is his intention, delivering in spades. It is tiresome and boring.

Needs a throat punch tbh

I'd like to see you try it...

Especially if his 69 mates are with him

 

[Zondor]

If being a campaigner is his intention, delivering in spades. It is tiresome and boring.

Needs a throat punch tbh

LOL. I’d be very careful if I was you Dinkers. Clokey has a Black Belt in Teppanyaki. :stern look

 

[King Corey]

If being a campaigner is his intention, delivering in spades. It is tiresome and boring.

Needs a throat punch tbh

Arthur can be funny but he also needs a throat punch all the same.

 

[Passmore]

Arthur can be funny but he also needs a throat punch all the same.

The last time Arthur was remotely amusing was back when North were winning finals.

 

[apollo_creed]

Some might argue that the consistent bitching, moaning and whining that takes place from the same posters about the same 4 or 5 topics is even more pathetic! It’s one thing to make a point, it’s another to make the same point over and over and over again. People who can balance criticism and optimism aren’t pathetic, they’re emotionally stable.

Let’s get back to talking about Jacob

Optimism? The club is a joke. It has been 6 years now of absolute ****ing rubbish. Being stupid doesn’t make you better, it just makes you stupid.

 

[billnats]

Live update.
South Melbourne 2 Olympic 1
Konstanty and WillPhil here supporting

 

[Merlin007]

Live update.
South Melbourne 2 Olympic 1
Konstanty and WillPhil here supporting

Great report from left field.

Well done

 

[Chip Scab1]

Live update.
South Melbourne 2 Olympic 1
Konstanty and WillPhil here supporting

Glory Hellas.

Was actually a great game.

https://www.sbs.com.au/sport/video/...lights-australian-championship-2025/r5x7dyd9k

 

[Heaps of fun]

Live update.
South Melbourne 2 Olympic 1
Konstanty and WillPhil here supporting

I thought this was about South Melbourne Market dim sims vs Olympic doughnuts.

 

[zoomba23]

Live update.
South Melbourne 2 Olympic 1
Konstanty and WillPhil here supporting

Was Arthur there

 

[speedy]

Kicking goals off field, hopefully kicks more on field in 26.

 

[King Corey]

Kicking goals off field, hopefully kicks more on field in 26.

If that was the criteria Konstanty and Duursma would've placed in the rising star awards.

 

[Gumble Frankieton]

It’s hard to understate how shit the last 5 or so years have been. It’s also hard to explain the weird mental connections we football nuffies make when we process two completely unrelated pieces of information.
For example, the process here seems to have been:
1. watching Konstanty play
2. seeing the photos of him with Taylah Gatt.
3. Immediately remembering a clip I had watched ages ago that made me think of Konstanty when I first saw it (the MacNulty attempt at finishing bit).
Bonus is some classic GAA commentary.

 

[Merlin007]

It’s hard to understate how shit the last 5 or so years have been. It’s also hard to explain the weird mental connections we football nuffies make when we process two completely unrelated pieces of information.
For example, the process here seems to have been:
1. watching Konstanty play
2. seeing the photos of him with Taylah Gatt.
3. Immediately remembering a clip I had watched ages ago that made me think of Konstanty when I first saw it (the MacNulty attempt at finishing bit).
Bonus is some classic GAA commentary.

Yeah the commentary certainly has an intimate quality you don’t often come across.

Probably just as well

 

[rickety]

21! HBD JK41