A joke

[CJH]

An Australian company and a Japanese company decided to hold a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the
big day the Japanese won by a mile. The Australian team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided the reason for the
crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommend corrective action.

The consultant's finding: the Japanese team had eight people rowing and one person steering; the Australian team had one person rowing and eight people
steering. After a year of study and millions of dollars spent analysing the problem, the Australian team's management structure was completely reorganised. The new structure: four steering managers, three area steering managers, and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat to provide work incentives. The next year, the Japanese won by two miles! Humiliated, the Australian corporation laid off the rower for poor performance and gave the managers a bonus for discovering the problem.

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This is a hallucination and these faces are in a dream. A computer generated environment; a fantasy island you can do anything and not have to face the consequences.

 

[CJH]

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Atlanta to New York.

After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the manager.

The manager listens to the man and then explains the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. He also explains they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," explains the manager. No matter what facility the manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"

The manager is unmoved and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the manager. The manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out
for $100."

That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."

But I didn't!" exclaims the manager.

Well," the man replies, "she was here and you could have."

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This is a hallucination and these faces are in a dream. A computer generated environment; a fantasy island you can do anything and not have to face the consequences.

 

[Darky]

Holy Toledo Batman! CJH, I was just about to post that crab joke!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spooky or wot?