a liitle bit about ourselves....LOL

[magpie_joffa]

I barrack for the pies....LOL

Im with the collingwood cheer sqaud my role is chant leader

I work part time

I support the labor party

I support the MI movement

BONG ON.....LOL

I drink and i dont spill my drinks...lol

I love my datsun...it never breaks down

I hate smart arses........GUMP 25

I LOVE ELVIRA.......LOL......LOL......LOL.....LOL

I own a cashmere coat made in italy with mafia connections !!

I love people who love to drink and talk footy and go to the footy.

I hate glenferrie road coffee drinkers.

I HATE CARLTON........FULL STOP

And without shame i love the collingwood football club with all my heart.

I hate people who hate collingwood cause they are jealous

AND I HOPE OTHER PEOPLE TELL A BIT ABOUT THEM SELVES OR IM GONNA LOOK LIKE A GOOSE.

Seeyous.
joffa

Ps... I HATE CAVIAR
I HATE SNOBS

I HATE TRYHARDS
I HATE LITTLE JOHN HOWARD
I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MATERIALISTIC
I HATE PEOPLE WHO DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT OTHERS WHO
ARE NOT AS FORTUNATE AS OUR SELVES.

I HATE MELB SUPPORTERS WHO GO TO THE SNOW INSTEAD
OF THE FOOTY.....I REALLY DO !!!

 

[FitzroyJamesDio]

i have a very small penis

i like tim tams

and crave new hair care products and a kfc barrel!

...and im pissed cos optus dont do cable on my side of the street!

f*ck optus..ill get foxtel for the footy next year

 

[FIGJAM]

I barrack for the pies....LOL.

I'm not with the collingwood cheer sqaud but I am a full member.

I work full time in a yuppie job in the city.

I don't support any political party.

I used to BONG ON.....LOL, but now I get too paranoid (cue Sabbath).

I also drink and i dont spill my drinks...lol.

I hate my piece of crap hand me down Magna, it always breaks down!

I hate arrogance, cause no one can be more arrogant than me!

I LOVE CHRISTY TURLINGTON.......LOL......LOL......LOL.....LOL

I own a cashmere coat made in England that was a gift. No mafia connections!!

I love people who love to drink and talk footy and go to the footy.

I also hate glenferrie road coffee drinkers, but I do live near there. Like I said I'm a Yuppie!

I HATE CARLTON........FULL STOP.

And without shame i love the collingwood football club with all my heart and I still have my 1999 members medalion!

I also hate people who hate collingwood cause they are jealous.

Seeyous.
FIGJAM

 

[magpie_joffa]

FIGJAM

Now i can welcome you to the brotherhood the joff loves ya.

PURE GOLD PURE GOLD PURE THUCKING GOLD

FROM THIS DAY ON YOU WILL BE KNOWN AS BRO FIG.

 

[Darky]

Another piece of the BigFooty jigsaw puzzle...

Using Joffa's post as a guideline, here goes...

I barrack for the Roos

DOC, how can I become OFFICIAL as a Skull Squaddite?

I am unofficially retired and will resume at Uni when second semester starts around July

I don't vote, but am conservative without expressly supporting any party in particular

I don't support the MI movement

Say no to drugs (except copious amounts of alcohol)

I drink and I dont spill my drinks (at least I don't fib about that, Joffa)

I love my feet, they take me where technology won't

I hate stupid people (mentioning no names)

I like blondes

I own a pair of jeans so tight I can't move in them

I love people who love to drink and talk footy and go to the footy.

I hate artsy fartsy cafe society yuppie w***ers like the ones in Yarraville

I HATE RICHMOND........FULL STOP

And without shame I love the North Melbourne football club with all my heart.

I hate people who hate Wayne Carey cause they are jealous

And I reckon Joffa is a good bloke even though he DID look like a goose when he spilt that beer. I've been told to bring a raincoat on Sunday, Joff.

 

[magpie_joffa]

Re: Another piece of the BigFooty jigsaw puzzle...

Originally posted by Darky
Using Joffa's post as a guideline, here goes...

I barrack for the Roos

DOC, how can I become OFFICIAL as a Skull Squaddite?

I am unofficially retired and will resume at Uni when second semester starts around July

I don't vote, but am conservative without expressly supporting any party in particular

I don't support the MI movement

Say no to drugs (except copious amounts of alcohol)

I drink and I dont spill my drinks (at least I don't fib about that, Joffa)

I love my feet, they take me where technology won't

I hate stupid people (mentioning no names)

I like blondes

I own a pair of jeans so tight I can't move in them

I love people who love to drink and talk footy and go to the footy.

I hate artsy fartsy cafe society yuppie w***ers like the ones in Yarraville

I HATE RICHMOND........FULL STOP

And without shame I love the North Melbourne football club with all my heart.

I hate people who hate Wayne Carey cause they are jealous

And I reckon Joffa is a good bloke even though he DID look like a goose when he spilt that beer. I've been told to bring a raincoat on Sunday, Joff.

LOL....LOL......LOL.....LOL......NOT BAD CONSIDERING YOUR A ROO BOY..........PURE BRONZE PURE THUCKING BRONZE...LOL

 

[CJH]

I barrack for the TIGERS....LOL

Im not with the RICHMOND cheer sqaud my role isn't chant leader

I work full time in I.T. with National Bank. OK, a yuppy job

I support the Liberal party

I don't support the MI movement

BONG ON.....LOL

I drink and i dont spill my drinks...lol

I drive my falcon...it never breaks down

I am a smart arse......LOL

Who is ELVIRA.......LOL......LOL......LOL.....LOL

I don't own a cashmere coat made in italy with mafia connections !! but do own a Vivid Wool and Cashmere bomber jacket with the Richmond logo on it

I love people who love to drink and talk footy and go to the footy.

I hate glenferrie road coffee drinkers. At least if I knew any, I would hate them! Those Glenferrie Rd coffee drinkers have nothing on us Bourke St coffee drinkers!

I live way out in the burbs (Carrum Downs) with the missus and 3 kids! A family of Tigers!

I HATE CARLTON........FULL STOP ...AND ESSENDON...FULL STOP AND COLLINGWOOD...FULL STOP

Actually I don't know if hate is really the right word. I mean I know a lot of people who follow those teams and they are usually decent people individually. This doesn't stop me getting fired up though when we play against them. Maybe the big atmosphere at these games really get's the blood flowing!

And without shame i love the richmond football club with all my heart.

I hate people who hate richmond cause they are jealous

 

[BUBBALOUIS]

- I BARRACK FOR HAWTHORN....NO LOLS THERE
- IM NOT WITH THE HAWTHORN CHEERSQUAD (ALTHOUGH 20 YEARS AGO I DID A CHEER SQUAD MEMBER IF THAT COUNTS!)
- I WORK FULL TIME IN COMPUTERS....SELLING TO NERDS
- I SUPPORT BIG KIM&THE LABOR PARTY, I HATE LITTLE JOHNNY,PAULINE & THE DEMOCRATS
- IM WAVERING ON THE M1 MOVEMENT
- BONG ON.....GOES WITHOUT SAYING
- I DRINK AND SPILL MY BEERS
- I LOVE MY BERLINA...MADE IN AUSTRALIA...UNLIKE DATSUNS
- I HATE SMART ARSES......EXCEPT FOR MYSELF
- I LOVE WOMEN....ALL WOMEN
- I USED TO OWN A HAWTHORN DUFFLE COAT WITH #3 ON IT (NO MAFIA CONNECTIONS)
- I LOVE PEOPLE WHO LOVE TO DRINK AND TALK FOOTY AND GO TO THE FOOTY
- GLENFERRIE COFFEE DRINKERS ARE MY MATES AND ARE VERY INTELLIGENT
- I ALSO HATE CARLTON
- I FEEL SORRY FOR COLLINGWOOD SUPPORTERS....LOL

 

[Same Old's]

I barrack for the Bombers.

And you's can all go and get stuffed....LOL....LOL

 

[CJH]

Re: Another piece of the BigFooty jigsaw puzzle...

Originally posted by Darky


...

And I reckon Joffa is a good bloke even though he DID look like a goose when he spilt that beer. I've been told to bring a raincoat on Sunday, Joff.

A prayer for Joffa:

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
and lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers,
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever,


Barmen.

 

[Santos L Helper]

I Barrack for PORT..................LOL?? DEAD SET!!
I'm not in the cheersquad, but I used to be in the real Magpies cheersquad............LOL
I work full time
I study full time
I support the LABOUR PARTY (mostly)
In my younger years, I took enough drugs to kill a small army.........young and indestructible I was.............LOL
I used to sing in a punk band
I DRINK and DRINK and DRINK..........then sometimes I spew....LOL
I love my XF FORD PANEL VAN
I hate anyone who is a bigger SMART ARSE than me
I LOVE YOUS ALL
I owned a DUFFLE COAT
I love people who drink and talk footy and drink at the footy
I HATE ADELAIDE CROWS..............FULL STOP!!
I LIKE COFFEE
and without shame I love the PORT ADELAIDE FOOTBALL CLUB with all my heart.

 

[Stealth bomber]

I barrack for Essendon (lost most of you already

I voted Gore over Bush, like the MAJORITY of us did. In Australia I generally support Labor over Liberal despite not being able to vote and I also hope that you become a republic.

I don't support the M1 movement either, though I do hate many corporations.

I don't like people who join protests because they are "fashionable" and don't really believe in the cause they are protesting for.

I drink Victoria Bitter and Carlton Draught. At home I drink Foster's cause it's the only thing close to either one. I hate Budweiser.

I don't smoke pot but I don't hold it against people. I think some drugs should be legal so they can be prescribed and controlled and given for medicinal purposes.

I love my drums and will play them as hard and as loud as I can.

I like smart-arses (when they aren't serious)

I love golf.

I love my Aussie woman, who always comes to the footy with me and has a great time.

I don't own any mafia-related apparel. But I have a pair of Nike shoes that were probably made in some Indonesian sweatshop, so I guess I'm still evil.

I love people who love to drink and talk footy and go to the footy, whether it be AFL or gridiron (NOT rugby)

I also HATE CARLTON........FULL STOP

I hate the name "WESTERN BULLDOGS" and only refer to the FFC as the FFC.

I regret not discovering the game sooner and not being able to see the Fitzroy Lions play.

I love the Ponsford.

I hate Colonial Stadium. I especially hate the roof at Colonial Stadium.

I hate that Waverley Park sits unused.

I hate Keilor Road coffee drinkers.

I do love the Essendon football club with all my heart, despite being relatively new to this game.

I hate people who go to the footy to perve at Matthew Lloyd or James Hird.

I hate people who join our cheer squad and don't make any noise.


And I like this topic

 

[Dave]

To steal Joffa's thunder CJH, PURE THUCKEN GOLD!! LOL LOL LOL!

 

[Dan26]

Originally posted by collingwood_joffa

I hate smart arses........GUMP 25

Why do you think I am a smart ass? It's not my fault Essendon are more successful than Collingwood. What do you want me to do? Make Essendon lose? Don't blame Essendon's success on me. it's not my fault!

By the way, I tell it how it is. I wouldn't consider myself a smart-ass. There are a lot of people on bigfooty who come up with snide remarks. They are the smart-asses.

 

[BUBBALOUIS]

Now i gotta ask the question. WHAT THE THUCK HAVE YOU GUYS GOT AGAINST DRINKING COFFEE!!!! FOR THUCKS SAKE. Try a good strong black one after a heavy night out, soothes the nerves..........best place to be seen buying one...........Glenferrie Road of course. Thucking racist against coffee drinkers !!!!!!!

 

[CJH]

Re: Re: a liitle bit about ourselves....LOL

Originally posted by Dan25


...

What do you want me to do? Make Essendon lose?

...

Don't worry about having to do that Dan, we will do it for you this weekend!

 

[PieGirl#2]

ok, here goes....

I barrack for Collingwood....der only idiots don't

I am not a member of the cheer squad but I sit with them, and I am a full member of the club

I go to school, doing yr 12

I am too young to vote..lol

BONG ON....FOREVER!!!

I do drink and don't START spilling my drinks untill I have had a few..lol

I don't have a car

I also love people who love to drink and talk footy and go to the footy.

I dont like coffee, I drink tea or alcohol

I HATE CARLTON........FULL STOP



GO THE MIGHTY PIES!!!!!!

 

[dee_girl9]

rightio then

i barrack for melbourne, altho i live in a shithole called adelaide (nobodys perfect)

i DONT go to the snow (never have never will)

im a uni student, and about to start work at a shop called bras n things (yes fitting bras guys. that made you listen)

i dont have an alliance with any political party YET, and i dont really want to.

ill go to the footy to watch pretty much any team play (im going to watch bloody collingwood next week what do you expect)

i drive a holden.

i am a master chef (can cook anything)

AND i luv my footy (dont care what anyways says i aint gonna change)

 

[Mobbs]

per Joffa's criteria
I barrack for the Roys

Roys cheer squad member, seasons ticket holder, social club member, pledge contributor, southern lions member and a founder of the Lynch Mob

I work fulltime for an electricity retailer

I support the liberal party

I do not support the MI movement

I allow hongers but don't endorse them.

I basically don't drink now

I have never had a licence nor owned a car, despite having got my L plates 3 times (90/90)

I don't mind smart arses.

I love the song : "My heart is on fire for Elvira."

I own two mountain macs, a full length and a waist length

I love people who love to drink and talk footy and go to the footy.

I dislike the trendy set, and hate anyone who participates in cultural cringe.

I HATE RICHMOND ........EXCLAMATION MARK

without shame i love the fitzroy football club with all my broken heart.

I don't know anybody who hates Fitzroy, but I dislike anyone who patronises me about the Roys.

I hate caviar.
I hate snobs.
I don't mind tryhards.
I can hack John Howard.
I am a proud hoarder.
I believe charity should start in one's backyard.
I cannot understand interest in snow.

In addition to Joffa's criteria :
I love maps, geographical info, and small towns.
I am saddened by the slow death of country towns.
I am sickened by the slow death of country footy.
I used to be able to recite the 42 brightest stars in the sky (apparent magnitude, exepting the sun).

I have only ever played footy one season ... in the reserves ... got about one hour's total matchtime. Took one mark, played on, got caught. My lead was good, though. I am now probably a better footballer but have no fitness.

I still love my seppo wife even after a year!
I find it hard to handle her greenie, socialist, anti-the-human-race convictions, but respect her right to have them.

I believe that the eighties were a retro of a period that someone has hidden (I loved the eighties).

There's only one or two American sitcoms I can stand.

I believe aussie and kiwi movies are the best in the world, and have a collection of around five hundreds of the pricks to back it up.

I love a visit to Slim or Chad on the CD player ever now and then.

I am nervous around children, but get along well with old codgers.

I believe that the outside world is dangerous and terrifying.

I have never left the country.

I have never travelled in a full-blown airplane, and don't intend to.

I am spewing I never learnt more about my father's life.

I doubt I will live to a long age.

I believe in God. I also believe in ghosts.

I believe that we've got a shitload of big cats running around in the Grampians.

I don't contact my family very often.

I once recorded an album of homemade songs, of which I am now very embarassed.

Fun is easy to make.

 

[BIG POPPA PUMP]

OK...Let me introduce myself...

My name is Michael...

And Im an alcoholic...




Nah, seriously...

I barrack for the Mighty Dees and am a full member

I could work part time but can't be bothered

Too young to vote

I play footy on Saturdays for the local club. Ive actually gotta get up in 4hrs so I dunno what Im still doing on here...

Got a good kick, mark, handball and read the play well but can't run for shit

I wouldnt have a clue about the MI movement

DONT BONG ON.....DRUGS ARE BAD 4 U

I drink and i dont spill my drinks...lol

I hate Essendon supporters

I LOVE WOMEN! Preferrably good looking ones

ELVIRA???

I would never own a cashmere coat made in italy with mafia connections !!

I love people who love to drink and talk footy and go to the footy.

I hate glenferrie road coffee drinkers.

I HATE ESSENDON........FULL STOP! Bottom line, end of story.

And without shame i love the Melbourne footy club with all my heart.

I hate cricket. Most boring sport on earth. But like most sports if I get into it I might actually start to like it...

I try to fit in a work out and a run whenever I can...

Im 16yrs old, but ive gotten into places 21yr olds couldnt

Im around 6ft tall and about 85kg

I love pro wrestling! Best form of entertainment on earth! Only second to footy...

I have more Demons merchandise and general footy memorabillia than prob anyone in Victoria...

My fav television shows are/were Footy Show, Full Frontal(WAS), Married W/Children, Talking Footy, Footy Focus and Feedback, Survivor, Bootcamp, WCW Nitro before it lost momentum, Raw, Smackdown, The Fat, Sports Tonight, Acropolis Now(WAS), Russell Gilbert....

Shows I dont really like Big brother, Weakest Link, a lot of American sitcoms(some arent bad),
and.....
ahh....
thats about all I can think of right now, catchyas later

G/NIGHT!

 

[mantis]

OK my turn.
I barrack for the Bombers, I bleed red & black.
I work full time
I party hard
I love movies & music
I love everyone who is as devoted as me to footy even if they support the opposition
I don't like supporters who always bag their team when they don't play well or lose & never cheer or shout at the game
I drink, smoke & swear
I love my 2 kids and my dog Kenny.
I dislike people who hate my dog just because of his breed

 

[Richmondfan#1]

Here goes ...

I am a Tiger fan, always have been, always will be.

I stand with my club always

I'm no bandwagoner.

I hate bandwagoners.

I like to drink.

I'm not allowed to drink.

I own a Richmond jacket, that's all i know about it.

My favourite player is Wayne Campbell, i HATE it when people bag him.

I love bigfooty and the people in it.

The Bulldogs were once my 2nd fav team, not bloody likey now!

I like punk music.

I also like the Beatle's.

I wear glasses, but i'm gettin contacts soon.

CJH is my role model on bigfooty .

I wear Nike shoes and i am ashamed of it.

I like all Collingwood supporters bar the team.

I HATE ESSENDON ... FULL STOP.

Thanks for ya time!

 

[sabre_ac]

May as well have a go

I barrack for Freo

Im not in the freo cheer squad

I work occasionally

Im a Uni student

I have no interest in politics, and will probally submitt a donkey vote in this years election

I like to binge drink and often

I have a soft spot for blondes

I luv driving my VL

Im a smartass but i hate other smartasses (They take the spotlighe off me)

I enjoy abusing ealge supporters, and watching them leave at 3 quarter time

I hate the Demons with a passion

I hate people that pity freo

I hate teeny bopper guys but LUV teeny bopper chicks

I enjoy all music but rnb and rap

I am a fan of Mr Panama (Guest of Jerry Springer) and Clinton

I lurrrvv Britney and Christina (Where on first name terms )

aww thanx deegirl9

 

[dee_girl9]

Originally posted by sabre_ac
I lurrrvv Britney and Chritina (Where on first name terms )

yeah must be first name terms. pity you cant spell Christina

 

[Visro]

Ok my turn:

I barrack for the mighty West Coast Eagles

I'm not part of the WC cheer squad

I don't work cause Im slack

Im in my last year of school....Hooray!!!

I dont have any political allegiances as they're all just hypocrites.

I WISH i had a car!

I dont mind smartarses.......as long as they're wrong

I drink a bit

I only own a crappy school blazer which cost 150 bucks and is too small now!

I hate people that bag WA's and WA and WA teams

I hate Hawthorn!!!

I love brunettes

I hate arrogant people

I feel sorry for dockers supporters..........NOT

Im too young to vote and thank god for that

Vis