Autopsy AFL 2023 Round 12 - Port v Hawks Sat June 3rd 1:45pm AEST (AO)

[Makeshift Park]

Why did north let him go?

our constitution dictates that only one player at any given time is allowed a dirty mo’, and Zurhaar was unfortunately already filling the quota

 

[Rod Stroker]

Smart tap from Marshall to create that goal

 

[sobrave]

Will Kenny become a three time coach of the year this year?

How many coach of the year awards do we think Sam might win?

3 coach of the year awards would make him coach of the decade surely

 

[HairyO]

3 coach of the year awards would make him coach of the decade surely

Has any other coach won 3? I know plenty have won 2.

 

[Young Gun #6]

our constitution dictates that only one player at any given time is allowed a dirty mo’, and Zurhaar was unfortunately already filling the quota

That means you’ll stay away from Bergman!

 

[Red Black and Blue]

This is gonna be a record breaker.

 

[TerryWallet]

Speaking of awards, that buffoon Warren Tredrea

Warren Tredrea

Age

45

Ht

194cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.3

4star

K

10.1

4star

HB

4.2

3star

M

6.9

5star

T

1.4

3star

G

2.2

5star

No current season stats available

D

5.4

2star

K

2.8

1star

HB

2.6

3star

M

1.2

2star

T

0.6

3star

G

1.0

4star

surely gets the 2023 Foot in Mouth Award for doubting Kenny.

 

[The 747]

You do understand that Ken is the longest serving coach in the history of the AFL/VFL to never win a flag or even make a grand final? You know what that means? Every other club in AFL/VFL history, including yours, would've sacked Ken before now.

That said he is coaching outstandingly at the moment.

Tell us, in what year did Port have the team to play in a Grand Final or win a flag?

 

[Red Bull]

Koch would want to be taking Ken to dinner tonight with a new contract in hand.
The man is at the top of his game and coaching supremely !!

 

[largebus]

Speaking of awards, that buffoon Warren Tredrea surely gets the 2023 Foot in Mouth Award for doubting Kenny.

Him and the entire Port BF Board should be taken out the back for doubting the Dear Leader.

 

[Osho]

Geewizz Hawks!

 

[The 747]

Next stop for Port, 150 points.

 

[Makeshift Park]

That means you’ll stay away from Bergman!

Perhaps, or maybe Cam’s next contract will feature a stubble management clause.

 

[Red Bull]

Frosty in the forward line …

 

[HairyO]

Kudos to the commentators for keeping a straight face and pretending this matters.

 

[Rod Stroker]

McKenzie has become such a dependable no fuss defender

 

[TerryWallet]

FROSTYYYYYYYYY

 

[The 747]

Kudos to the commentators for keeping a straight face and pretending this matters.

Oh why doesn't it matter?

 

[Red Bull]

Ahhhh Frosty
Hawks don’t need to tank

 

[Gaben]

Really hope Frost makes it to 200 games, he'll be the unequivocal answer to the 200-game question.

 

[HairyO]

Oh why doesn't it matter?

Much like Geelong, we are going nowhere this year. Its about about the kids.

We put Frost forward. If that doesnt tell you Mitchell doesnt care, what will?

 

[TerryWallet]

Bruest. Longtime superstar. Spectacular career. Not much left in the tank but always a joy to watch.

 

[The 747]

Much like Geelong, we are going nowhere this year. Its about about the kids.

We put Frost forward. If that doesnt tell you Mitchell doesnt care, what will?

 

[Jimmy95]

Tell us, in what year did Port have the team to play in a Grand Final or win a flag?

2020 and 2021.

 

[HairyO]

Bruest. Longtime superstar. Spectacular career. Not much left in the tank but always a joy to watch.

Im so glad he wanted to stay a 1 club player. So many times over the years he could have gone elsewhere.