Apples' Training Reports

[Leftyitis]

They say the same thing about Jenna Jameson.

Inside or outside player? Is that JJ from crows?

 

[Mukesh]

Sorry, it was a joke on the regular mistyping/spell check error of calling blokes CRUMBLING forwards.

Also known as the Ty Vickery role...

 

[pablo disco bar]

Sorry, it was a joke on the regular mistyping/spell check error of calling blokes CRUMBLING forwards.

#grammar

 

[sr36]

Also known as the Ty Vickery role...

Good example. However, since 2011, I think we've cornered the market in crumbling forwards. I can only think of one forawrd who hasn't crumbled in one way shape or form - Leigh Brown - and he bloody well retired:

Reid, Elliott, Varcoe and Fasolo - bodies continually crumbling
Cloke - Crumbling in front of goal continually and then having his whole game crumbling
Dawes - His marking technique should have been known as the 'the crumble'
Krakouer and Macaffers knees crumbling underneath them and then their pace crumbling to the point where they were too slow for the game.
Blair - Avoiding the first tackler and then continually crumbling in the second tackle.

Some would even put Sinclair's crumbling woes down to his time in our forward line.

I suspect that the real reason for Moore's imminent move to defence is to escape the inevitable crumbling that occurs in our forward half. With some worrying signs of injury, I hope the move isn't too late.

 

[Leviathan Pie]

Two consecutive preseasons will help. Given WHE's limited output due to injury in 2015 (11 games) and 2016 (two games) I think 2017 at a new club was a massive success and a sign for the future.

Interesting playing stats..... 2017 vs prior career at the Giants

Kicks 11.2 vs 7.8
HB 7.2 v 3.4
M 6.5 v 3.7
T 3.2 v 2.2

Thats a pretty huge improvement.

So, you're reinforcing my opinion?

Had a solid season last year, and if he is to become elite - now is the time.

As stated.

 

[Pies_Iceman]

guys, I'm really sick of this thread derail.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

So, you're reinforcing my opinion?

Had a solid season last year, and if he is to become elite - now is the time.

As stated.

Neither disagreeing nor reinforcing.

 

[Anzacday]

Good we're back on track.
Thanks Mukesh for the slight diversion

 

[Vicky Park]

Are we there yet?

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Are we there yet?

Hi, who are you?

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Mods, this is a training report thread, how about actually doing your job and keeping it on topic, most of us open this thread for actual training reports, not crap about candy.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Mods, this is a training report thread, how about actually doing your job and keeping it on topic, most of us open this thread for actual training reports, not crap about candy.

Sometimes you just need....

 

[Frank Gallagher]

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Just pisses me off that i have to go through 4 pages of crap before actually reading something topic related, by all means start a thread about candy and knock yourselves out in it, but for the love of Daicos stop clogging threads with absolute ****ing crap (not directly meant for you).

 

[Mukesh]

Just pisses me off that i have to go through 4 pages of crap before actually reading something topic related, by all means start a thread about candy and knock yourselves out in it, but for the love of Daicos stop clogging threads with absolute ******* crap (not directly meant for you).

OK, OK, fair point well made. Now if there were some actual training reports from our Melbourne based brethren then those of us thousands of miles from the Holden Center would not feel the urge to indulge in some levity....

 

[ottoman]

Just pisses me off that i have to go through 4 pages of crap before actually reading something topic related, by all means start a thread about candy and knock yourselves out in it, but for the love of Daicos stop clogging threads with absolute ******* crap (not directly meant for you).

Understand perfectly. But I think the reason it has turned into a candy fest is because there is no news so people are just resorting to entertaining themselves.
By the way Mr Gallagher I am a serial offender when it comes to posting asolute ***** crap. My apologies for that.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Just pisses me off that i have to go through 4 pages of crap before actually reading something topic related, by all means start a thread about candy and knock yourselves out in it, but for the love of Daicos stop clogging threads with absolute ******* crap (not directly meant for you).

I understand.

But sometimes a little blowing off steam, harmless fun, is good too.

By the way do you like chocolate and/ or lollies?

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Understand perfectly. But I think the reason it has turned into a candy fest is because there is no news so people are just resorting to entertaining themselves.
By the way Mr Gallagher I am a serial offender when it comes to posting asolute ***** crap. My apologies for that.

I’m a serial off topic type with obsessive movie / pop culture references.

I heard we are training the house down.

 

[Mukesh]

I’m a serial off topic type with obsessive movie / pop culture references.

I heard we are training the house down.

Chomping at the bit even... I've been waiting all afternoon for a chance to use that one...

 

[ottoman]

I’m a serial off topic type with obsessive movie / pop culture references.

I heard we are training the house down.

Actually our friend Frank can also be a very witty poster. Has given me a good chuckle on many occasions.
Might be having a bad day.

I hear Moore is injured.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Understand perfectly. But I think the reason it has turned into a candy fest is because there is no news so people are just resorting to entertaining themselves.
By the way Mr Gallagher I am a serial offender when it comes to posting asolute ***** crap. My apologies for that.

As you well know i am too , but threads like this (IMO) should pretty much be Q&As for the OP unless anybody else has something relevant to add, just IMO, it is late though and i'm probably a bit grumpier than normal lol.

 

[ottoman]

As you well know i am too , but threads like this (IMO) should pretty much be Q&As for the OP unless anybody else has something relevant to add, just IMO, it is late though and i'm probably a bit grumpier than normal lol.

lol see my post above.

 

[sr36]

Mods, this is a training report thread, how about actually doing your job and keeping it on topic, most of us open this thread for actual training reports, not crap about candy.

I'm not sure what you mean. This is clearly just a discussion on the use of quickly digested carbohydrates to assist training. See below

http://www.menshealth.com.sg/running/boost-your-energy-candy/

Eat Some Sweets Pre-Race
Candy is handy before a race. “Consuming sugary foods or drinks before exercise may affect performance, as a drop in your blood glucose levels, and an increased use of carbohydrate stores during exercise, is usually experienced,” says Vanessa McNamara, senior dietitian at The Food Clinic. This dip, however, is short-lived and usually corrected by our bodies within 15 to 20 minutes, she says. About 50g of a high sugar-carb source is good, she says, but test them in training runs first.

 

[left at home]

Understand perfectly. But I think the reason it has turned into a candy fest is because there is no news so people are just resorting to entertaining themselves.
By the way Mr Gallagher I am a serial offender when it comes to posting asolute ***** crap. My apologies for that.

Don’t apologise, l like you crappee posts

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Mods, this is a training report thread, how about actually doing your job and keeping it on topic, most of us open this thread for actual training reports, not crap about candy.

Bite me

 

[Vicky Park]

Understand perfectly. But I think the reason it has turned into a candy fest is because there is no news so people are just resorting to entertaining themselves.
By the way Mr Gallagher I am a serial offender when it comes to posting asolute ***** crap. My apologies for that.

The training reports appear to have dried up. Everyone must be back at work or, more likely, in fear of seeing Darcy Moore limping if they go to the Holden Centre.

That way we can maintain the fiction that Darcy’s ok. If someone on BF hasn’t seen it, then it doesn’t exist.