Note: This thread is a joke, please don't take it seriously.
The other week Essendon managed to lose to Richmond, costing them a priority pick. This past weekend we have managed to lose to West Coast, doing the same to them, this one being a first round pick! Not only have dropped out of the 8 to 9th, but have managed to remove those two priority picks from the board.
It could be that if we are able to lose to Freemantle in a few weeks we'll take another off the table! We might be able to disguise a slide from 8th down to 9th or 10th as simply fading out at the end of the year, but will actually be improving our first and second draft picks by a not inconsequential margin!
The minds at Essendon are certainly working this year!
The other week Essendon managed to lose to Richmond, costing them a priority pick. This past weekend we have managed to lose to West Coast, doing the same to them, this one being a first round pick! Not only have dropped out of the 8 to 9th, but have managed to remove those two priority picks from the board.
It could be that if we are able to lose to Freemantle in a few weeks we'll take another off the table! We might be able to disguise a slide from 8th down to 9th or 10th as simply fading out at the end of the year, but will actually be improving our first and second draft picks by a not inconsequential margin!
The minds at Essendon are certainly working this year!













