Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

[palmomagpie]

And btw it wouldnt be some "free for all" where he could go out and screw whatever walks. Doesnt work like that, no way.

And from my POV would be more into threesomes. The occasional "twosome" would be ok tho. Emphasis on the word occasional.

Shell have you recently been on any TV shows where you married a virgin guy who stole all your food?

 

[Shell]

Shell have you recently been on any TV shows where you married a virgin guy who stole all your food?

In other news... my timetable has changed.

I think im in class with that hot swimmer guy.

 

[HomerThompson]

In other news... my timetable has changed.

I think im in class with that hot swimmer guy.

Yay!
*high 5*

 

[Shell]

I'm glad i look half way presentable today + wearing a dress/ heels

 

[RU_]

Never understood how ‘open relationships’ can work. Someone’s going to get jealous.

 

[Billy ray]

Shell when broaching the subject with future males I would perhaps lead with the I am 'open to threesomes' angle - more likely to get that than just going with the 'open but with strict rules but mostly threesomes info

 

[palmomagpie]

Never understood how ‘open relationships’ can work. Someone’s going to get jealous.

I work with a loud and proud swinger, and he legit spends all day on tinder or dating sites looking for his next "prey" as he calls it (yes I have considered calling the police on him a few times but seeing the messages it's all consensual... somehow). His wife is just as bad, has even tried hitting my awkward ass up at a work function. Don't know how they do it, especially because they have 3 young kids at home. They're probs a bit more extreme as to what Shell is chasing, but yeah the idea has always confused me.
Having said that, i've always ended up with people who are the other way, who freak over a text message from a female friend etc.

 

[Better Loosen Up]

Shell when broaching the subject with future males I would perhaps lead with the I am 'open to threesomes' angle - more likely to get that than just going with the 'open but with strict rules but mostly threesomes info

Personally, i'd prefer the mention of "strict rules". To me, it indicates that the relationship must always come first and no activity should be of detriment to it.

 

[MWPP]

Personally, i'd prefer the mention of "strict rules". To me, it indicates that the relationship must always come first and no activity should be of detriment to it.

I agree, but I read the post you quoted with an emphasis on "lead" - perhaps the rules can come later?

 

[Better Loosen Up]

I agree, but I read the post you quoted with an emphasis on "lead" - perhaps the rules can come later?

Absolutely. The relationship needs to be sound before leading to any of this sort of thing. Rules need to be agreed before any play though.

 

[Shell]

Never understood how ‘open relationships’ can work. Someone’s going to get jealous.

Id be jealous if he got into a more emotional relationship with someone.

I could not be more jealous of physical type stuff, never have been. Wait or should that be less. You know what i mean.

 

[Shell]

I work with a loud and proud swinger, and he legit spends all day on tinder or dating sites looking for his next "prey" as he calls it (yes I have considered calling the police on him a few times but seeing the messages it's all consensual... somehow). His wife is just as bad, has even tried hitting my awkward ass up at a work function. Don't know how they do it, especially because they have 3 young kids at home. They're probs a bit more extreme as to what Shell is chasing, but yeah the idea has always confused me.
Having said that, i've always ended up with people who are the other way, who freak over a text message from a female friend etc.

Yeah probably not into swinging. Am quite private and shy.

Also would not hook up with friends or people you'd already know. No way.

 

[Better Loosen Up]

Id be jealous if he got into a more emotional relationship with someone.

I could not be more jealous of physical type stuff, never have been. Wait or should that be less. You know what i mean.

I think the important thing to remember in this sort of situation is that the 3rd party is only there for play. Any ongoing communication with a 3rd party should be done so when the couple is together at the time.

 

[Shell]

I think the important thing to remember in this sort of situation is that the 3rd party is only there for play. Any ongoing communication with a 3rd party should be done so when the couple is together at the time.

Exactly.

With threesomes would most likely be an escort- i doubt it would be easy to just go out as a couple and pick up someone for that. But if my guy wanted to just "go out and hook up with some random, going to a hotel room for the night" i wouldnt be against that tbh. s**t would hit the fan if I found out he was seeing that one random on a regular basis tho. Something like that anyway. Anyway it dm all this is hypothetical anyway.

 

[Better Loosen Up]

The rules are there to ensure the protection of the relationship.

 

[Shell]

The rules are there to ensure the protection of the relationship.

Exactly.

And if ppl are scared of cheating, well imo that can happen in an open relationship or not, so whatevs really.

 

[tryitout]

Sounds good in theory until your wife comes home one morning walking with a limp. Or whatever the male equivalent of that is.

 

[palmomagpie]

Sounds good in theory until your wife comes home one morning walking with a limp. Or whatever the male equivalent of that is.

Itchy nuts probs

 

[tryitout]

Itchy nuts probs

I think that's an STI, not a sign of big night in the sheets

 

[Shell]

Btw it was not the hot teachers class.

FML.

 

[palmomagpie]

I think that's an STI, not a sign of big night in the sheets

hahaha sorry that's just my Darwin mode switching on there. You just assume that will happen up there

 

[Better Loosen Up]

Never understood how ‘open relationships’ can work. Someone’s going to get jealous.

You are too young and inexperienced for open relationships anyway.

 

[Better Loosen Up]

I work with a loud and proud swinger, and he legit spends all day on tinder or dating sites looking for his next "prey" as he calls it (yes I have considered calling the police on him a few times but seeing the messages it's all consensual... somehow). His wife is just as bad, has even tried hitting my awkward ass up at a work function. Don't know how they do it, especially because they have 3 young kids at home. They're probs a bit more extreme as to what Shell is chasing, but yeah the idea has always confused me.
Having said that, i've always ended up with people who are the other way, who freak over a text message from a female friend etc.

Given this is the "Awkward Flirting Stories" thread, it would be great if you could go into a bit more detail about the wife's attempted flirting...

 

[palmomagpie]

Given this is the "Awkward Flirting Stories" thread, it would be great if you could go into a bit more detail about the wife's attempted flirting...

I already knew what they did so I avoided most of the awkwardness. She sat with me near the end of the night when I was skulling my last drinks, and started talking about how her partner wasn't staying home that night and she needed someone to take her home, how I didn't fit the normal mould of an IT guy etc. etc. Lots of touchy touchy, calling me brave instead of stupid for getting a Bali tattoo. I just sat there nodding, said i'd call her a cab, and made her keep talking about her family and kids so she couldn't get off track whilst i finished my drink, then i left. Friend request from her earlier in the night was then subsequently pulled and that was that haha

 

[Better Loosen Up]

I already knew what they did so I avoided most of the awkwardness. She sat with me near the end of the night when I was skulling my last drinks, and started talking about how her partner wasn't staying home that night and she needed someone to take her home, how I didn't fit the normal mould of an IT guy etc. etc. Lots of touchy touchy, calling me brave instead of stupid for getting a Bali tattoo. I just sat there nodding, said i'd call her a cab, and made her keep talking about her family and kids so she couldn't get off track whilst i finished my drink, then i left. Friend request from her earlier in the night was then subsequently pulled and that was that haha

Doesn't sound like she had much going for her?