Society & Culture Awkward Situations - Part 2

[Smoooothy]

lets start off part 2 with this little gem...

[youtube]h8uLAzn16KM[/youtube]

 

[Whacker]

subbin'

 

[shibz_1989]

I had two pretty awkward ones yesterday at work.

The first one is more funnier then awkward but still awkward. I was helping out in the back area yesterday and needed to pee. I was working with one guy, and the order taker happened to be listening. I turned around and said "I am going to the toilet, can you please watch" and nodded towards to back area. Obviously not the way it was interpreted...

The second one was when two cars came through the drive thru at the same time. We have a two laned drive thru (most stupidest idea). Anyway, I served lane 1 and lane 2 was beeping and carrying on. I served lane 2 and they wanted chocolate sundaes. I put them through, Chocolate comes up as hot fudge though. The car in lane 2 started telling me they didn't want the "hot fudge shit, we want chocolate". When I told them it was chocolate, I started cashiering the first car. They were saying who the second car was impatient etc and I said they were really rude and stupid. Turns out it was their cousin...

 

[Bowski]

Ch 10
Thank you for this gift.

 

[Mr Tigers]

Don't know if it's been said before but when you're somewhere as a tourist and your on your own but you want to get a photo of yourself in front of whatever landmark. So instead of just asking someone to take it you do the awkward hold camera out in front and take picture of yourself, then someone sees you and asks do you want them to take it. I just find that awkward anyway

 

[Swanny36]

haha, that video was absolute gold.

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

Running into an old girlfriend (serious, we lived together for 18 months) with some mates, and realising that you met her at a party she arrived at with one mate, and then after you'd split up was caught giving the other a blowie.

Then an hour later she accepts a friend request.....from all THREE of you.

 

[beez]

Quality OP, great way to start part 2.

 

[Allbetsroff]

Running into an old girlfriend (serious, we lived together for 18 months) with some mates, and realising that you met her at a party she arrived at with one mate, and then after you'd split up was caught giving the other a blowie.

Then an hour later she accepts a friend request.....from all THREE of you.

And the next day failing year 3 English.

 

[La Dispute]

OP is hilarious.

She probably didn't mean it at all to sound like that either..

 

[Schulzenfest]

lets start off part 2 with this little gem...

[youtube]h8uLAzn16KM[/youtube]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

It's doubly funny because Aiston's a ********.

 

[Hard Ball Get]

lets start off part 2 with this little gem...

[youtube]h8uLAzn16KM[/youtube]

Gold Jerry!

 

[Lazarus]

haha that was hilarious, cop that

 

[Bennett.]

Aiston's face was like 'WTF??'

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

And the next day failing year 3 English.

Periods are overrated.

(and I sense that's a whole 'nother topic of awkwardness for someone out there in GD land)

 

[Ed_Gein]

Haha. The OP is gold.

I remember one a few years back on Fox sports news. they were reporting on the diving and one of the competitors had like an eastern european name that had what sounds like 'c.ock' at the front of his surname. Anyway, when reporting the story, he started s******ing after the first part of his surname. He continued on with the story and after he'd finished he went on to apoligise for laughing saying "some names are a bit of a mouthful". the look on the other guys face was priceless.

 

[Bomber Bears]

Couple of years ago, when swin flu first started to create hysteria, I was playing soccer. My teams coach/manager at the time is a cop.

As we are sitting on the bench, mate, myself and said cop, cop is clearly sick and sneezing.

I say, completely forgetting he's a cop "Oh maybe you have swine flu"

Mate cracks up going what were you thinking, cop goes what, cos im a pig, and i apologise. Was funny but a bit awkward at the same time

 

[Niximus]

Had been mingling at a party on the weekend and had made my way around to a group where my GF had been talking to a few people.

She heads off to the toilet and another guy comes up talking to another "So, did you get her number" the guy looks a but embarrassed but is like 'nah, I haven't'. I'm thinking, ah, he's keen on someone.

My GF comes back and we're all talking and the other dude is like 'I'm so making it my mission for tonight to get those two to hook up' and estures to the guy and my GF.

Awkward, the chick he was keen on was my GF.

I told the guy who was trying to set them up and he wanted me to play along and let his mate think he still had a chance but that would have been a bit of an arseh*le move so I was trying to work out how to slide it into the conversation without seeming harsh or embarrassing the guy.

While I'm working that out, the conversation progressed (I was a little drunk and so exactly what it was is hazy) and somehow it lead to my GF blurting out about me doing something if I expected to get laid tonight.

Awkward.

It all worked out well though, ended up hanging out with this dude and got along great. Have facebooked and will hang out with him again

 

[Niximus]

Running into an old girlfriend (serious, we lived together for 18 months) with some mates, and realising that you met her at a party she arrived at with one mate, and then after you'd split up was caught giving the other a blowie.

Then an hour later she accepts a friend request.....from all THREE of you.

I have read this several times and I'll be buggered if I can work out what this story is.

 

[_JC_]

It all worked out well though, ended up hanging out with this dude and got along great. Have facebooked and will hang out with him again

3-way.

Your doing it wrong

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

I'll have to try again.

Mates A, B, C. (I'm B).

Mate A works with girl, takes her to a party...
Mate B chats her up, they leave the party together.
Mate B dates, then gets serious, move in together, etc.
18 months pass. Mate A (and girl) never mention anything.
Mate B breaks up with girl. Stay friends. Mate A tells story of how we met.
12 months pass. Mate B and girl are friends with benefits.
Mate B invites Mate C to party. Girl is there.
After party we all head back to her place. Mate C sleeps on couch.
I climb into bed (as usual) but quickly told to get out. Go sleep on floor in lounge.
Early hours of morning, Mate C is woken up by girl, invited into bedroom. I'm oblivious, dead to the world.
Soon after, still half-asleep, I go into bedroom to get a blanket.
Those goddamn noises. Instant sobriety and clarity.
"**** this shit. My own goddamn mate. **** you whore. You ****ing bastard"
I leave to go sleep in the car.
I awake the next morning, Mate C's gone, girls gone.
About a week later, all is forgiven/forgotten, and Mates A, B, and C are friends.
Girl graduates, moves back home - none of us talk to her anymore
......
6 years pass.
......
She pops up as a recommended friend, so I add her.
...
6 months pass.
.....
Mate A comes back from public loo, talking about awkward situations - someone just opened his cubicle door whilst he was in there.

....

"Wow, this is awkward, all three of you at once!"

....

The entire conversation, Mate A and B trade pleasantries, catch up on life changes, etc. Mate C just stands there. Conversation turns to the above sequence of events - absolutely no shame on her behalf either....almost gloating about it.

When she finally leaves, Mate C asks "who was that?"

..................

There are lots of things you forget when you're blind drunk. There are some things however, that you don't/can't.

 

[Niximus]

3-way.

Your doing it wrong

LOL, actually there was a different guy who was really keen to share a taxi with us at the end of the night and we couldn't work it out because he was on one side of the city and we were on the other.

Looking back on it in a non-drunken state, he was a bit flirty with both of us throughout the night. We think he was hoping we'd ask him in when we got to our place.

That probably counts as another awkward moment.

 

[_JC_]

LOL, actually there was a different guy who was really keen to share a taxi with us at the end of the night and we couldn't work it out because he was on one side of the city and we were on the other.

Looking back on it in a non-drunken state, he was a bit flirty with both of us throughout the night. We think he was hoping we'd ask him in when we got to our place.

That probably counts as another awkward moment.

The next day would have been more awkward if you'd said yes.

 

[thegrach]

Especially if you knob-bumped.

 

[lovely]

When someone says something seriously and then tries to pass it off as a joke.

eg:
Boy: you should come over tonight
Girl: sorry, way toooo tired!
Boy: you could bring a friend...??

***5 minute pause***
haha, jk of course...
come over tomorrow??
***girl logs off***​