Best Commentating Quotes

[Johnny_3]

Cometti - The Magpies ought to be kicking themselves right now, but with their luck, they'd probably miss.

gold

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Cousins runs away from Carr

That's a classic

Jack Dyer- They've got a couple of good players in Harvey.
Jack Dyer- I want you to pair of in threes.
Jack Dyer- His arms wrapped around that ball like giant testicles.
Jack Dyer- Bamblett had a good debut today and an even better one last week.
Jack Dyer- There wern't too many best mans on the ground.
Jack Dyer- Flanagans trying to use some pace he hasn't got...
Jack Dyer- Is it you ir your brother who isn't here (Said to one of a pair of twins at Richmond Training)
Jack Dyer- An Essendon supporter is a Collingwood supporter that can read and write.

Most of these are not commentary but quotes while he was coaching.

 

[jules101]

Something you must see alot, supporting Hawthorn and all.

Anywho, one of my favs.

"Nick Davis! Nick Davis! I don't believe it. I see it, but i don't believe it"

and from the same night, from a radio call "This is 96 all over again!".

I dont get why he would see Leo Barry dropping marks a lot...

 

[Big Cox]

Stephen Quartermain

"No Judd No West Coast" - Geelong leading by 54 pts in the third qtr. We know what happens next

 

[natlovestheswans]

I dont get why he would see Leo Barry dropping marks a lot...

No Jules, he would see his own clubs players dropping marks alot!

 

[Super Goalie]

Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecial

 

[Boy from the West]

I like another Comettism for when a player makes a hash of things " XX took the third of 2 options"

 

[jules101]

No Jules, he would see his own clubs players dropping marks alot!

hehe i know just playing nat

 

[Arcadion]

Stephen Quartermain

"No Judd No West Coast" - Geelong leading by 54 pts in the third qtr. We know what happens next

haha classic, ********ing tool he is.

 

[footy_rulz]

Don't tell me! - said by numerous commentators over the years.

 

[James23]

Something you must see alot, supporting Hawthorn and all.

Anywho, one of my favs.

"Nick Davis! Nick Davis! I don't believe it. I see it, but i don't believe it"

and from the same night, from a radio call "This is 96 all over again!".

its time to move on

 

[natlovestheswans]

its time to move on

That my friend, would be impossible. The whole 05 final series is something i shall never move on from.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

That my friend, would be impossible. The whole 05 final series is something i shall never move on from.

Agreed, always have had a soft spot for the Swannies and I hate West Coast

 

[Mitchell Madness]

I have another one

was at Manuka Oval a few years back, Roos vs Swans. a sliding mark on his knees by sav rocca, but unfortunately for him, he cracked a hard one, comentators pissed themselves laughing and kept coming out with remarks like "its a looooong kick for goal" and "what a hard mark he took then"

 

[hirthy]

I was going through an old cd a few days ago and found an mp3 of a 3aw clip of Rex Hunt cracking it at some pakistani guy smoking in the crowd. Its an absolute classic i'm willing to send it to anyone just add me on MSN - trevhirth@hotmail.com

good ol rexie!

 

[Johnson#26]

With that beard, Carl Steinfort looks more like Robert Walls, than, well...Robert Walls!

Dennis is the best by a street and then some.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

In 2002 (before ACL), Gerald Healy and Dennis Cometti discussing Tarkyn Lockyer's kicking.

GH: Word is, down at Collingwood, they say if you could have anyone but Nathan Buckley kicking to save your life from Collingwood, this man would be it.
DC: I'd rather my mum.
Silence...
DC: Not a great kick, but at least she'd care.

 

[Mr.Kennedy]

Has to be "Leo Barry you star"

Great mark,great moment for the Swans, but that line

 

[Quazza]

my fave def these commetti gems

"Barlow,to Bateman to Brown...the Hawks attacking alphabetically"

"Brisbane now,with white injured,and black out,all they have left is brown"

 

[Johnson#26]

"Wwwoooaahhhh Betheras is gonna kick his THIRD!"

- Quarters after Rupe sinks goal number three en route to a thrilling three point victory over Brisbane at Colonial in 2002.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Happy memories eh Johnson#26?

 

[Wizard]

very good. doubt it was said though, top call anyway

NAB Cup last year it was said. Dont recall the commentator but it was a classic comment.

 

[Johnson#26]

Happy memories eh Johnson#26?

God yes!

 

[Stripes666]

A nice cricket oldie.
The Bowlers holding the batsmans Willy

 

[HoTPowER]

Lovely stroke, right off the vegetable of the bat.